/fa/ jobs

>>11833413
Animal care/shelter.
I don't know its considered fashionable but there's a lot of cute girls

merceniary

Teacher at a high school

>>11833413
I need that picture in a higher resolution

>if it's effay!

Guess I am out. I work as a nurse.

tfw you have a uniform for your job and there is nothing you can do to fix it

USPS City Carrier

>>11833413
Visual artist

>>11833413

Server at a shitty bar.

>>11833413
Is that Griffith from Berserk?

architect

archivest can be pretty effay

skateboard photographer, filmer if needed
broke as hell but wouldnt want it any other way

>>11833413
Art Gallery Curator

What about being a Youtuber?

>>11833700
>>11834519
not effay

>>11833418
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>>11834308
effay

Helicopter Airframes/Hydraulics mech

Not really /fa/, get dirty as fuck

people that say architects are fashionable aren't architects and have never met any architects

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Flight medic, objectively.

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>>11834628
But everyone agrees architects are the most /fa/ people, ever.

t. Corbu

Aquatics specialist at a Petco.

>>11834519
lol

A job you're good at and like doing

barista

I make sets at a local theater

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>>11834663

underrated

I think anything both skilled and creative is fashionable. What comes to mind for me is being a music producer or sound guy at a venue

>>11834814
>both skilled and creative
Product manager could work too

>>11834836
Yeah or product designer. I am in computer science right now but am looking into product design, would fit my criteria. As an aside, programming is fun and challenging but isn't creative in really any way

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>>11833413

Doubt it's /fa/, but I'm a projectionist at a theater.

>>11834846

>programming isn't creative

have you actually worked in the field?

Engineering professional services. It's some real white collar shit and the $$$ you make you get to put towards good fits.

>>11834846
Programming isn't creative... really?

>>11834876
>>11834889
I know what you're getting at. My thoughts aren't coherent enough right now for me to explain what I mean really well but... No, I haven't worked in the field. I have written my own software for different purposes and I agree that it is really creative. Right now I'm at university learning the ropes though and it isn't creative. There are highly parameterized assignments and a lot of rote learning. I'm going to quit whining and step away from the computer for a moment though haha. You both aren't wrong.

>>11834866
That's actually awesome, how'd you get into that?

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>>11834938

It was pure luck for me, so I can't really give you an advice, I actually applied for normal theater staff, but during the interview I said I was kinda a /g/ guys so they offered me the projectionist position.

bachelor's fashion merchandising
master's business administration

>>11834866
How often do directors send projectionist instructions like Wes Anderson these days?

>>11835079

I'm quite new on this job, like 3 month, so never happened to me, and if it happens to me I would say him to fuck off

>>11834648
today is his birthday. He's overrated but what modern architect isn't?

>>11835067
a degree in stacking shelves??

>>11834866
Effay af brah
Mad jelly

>>11833413
set designer for film, video, commercials, and photoshoots

>>11835110
not at all. i travel and buy fabrics for companies and set up meetings and shit... i make about 250k a year

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>>11834938
>>11835189
It's not really that glamorous as you think, it was probably fun and interesting job in the 35mm era, but now everythingt is digitized and most of the stuff is automated, so I spend a lot of time helping the regular staff with cleaning, being the ticket guy etc.
I'm basically doing my job only when something goes wrong, also I'm basically the main tech guy there wehen something goes wrong with the computers in the managers office, printer problems, setting up the playstation etc.

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Business Tech Analyst at Deloitte

>>11835225
>setting up the playstation
wat

Drilling engineer

Electrical Engineer

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>>11835238

What you cinmea does have gaming service?
You are telling me you can't play Call of Duty on the theater screens in your cinema?

[spoiler]Just fucking with you, we have a playroom when kids come here to celebrate a birthday, and we have a playstation there.[/spoiler]

[spoiler]Although we thought about connecting it to a projector and playing couple of games after the theater closes[/spoiler]

>>11833413
I work part time in a flower shop, am I effay?

>>11833413
Few months of the year i live on a boat in alaska and fish.

>>11835265

shit I'm not a /fa/ guy, didn't know spoiler tags don't work here.

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Session musician

Quality Engineer, making artificial joints.

>>11835567
Or at least, hopefully making them not kill you.

>>11834623
Unless you have a job where you interact with clients/customers/patients it doesn't matter what the specific reality of your day to day job is, it matters what it sounds like to the layperson.

So u effay nigga

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I'm a first-year computer science major, what should I look into for jobs and what classes should I take?

>>11833726
Here you go. His name is Dylan Fosket.

I'm a therapist. Is that effay?

I work at a dead mineral museum part-time and i study industrial design at uni

>>11833413
industrial design student

>>11835274
Retard

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youtuber

work in a warehouse

colorist

>>11833413
well im a nurse but i get to wear any clothes. potentially effay?

>>11833413
Zipline Tour Guide

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Good
>>11833693
>>11834110
>>11834263
>>11834297
>>11834403
>>11834647
>>11834720
>>11835067
>>11835195
>>11836451
>>11836459


Has potential
>>11833700
>>11833418
>>11834301
>>11834308
>>11834623
>>11835294
>>11835567


Bad
>>11834519
>>11834663
>>11834866
>>11835231
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>>11836466


>Pro skater/photographer

Truck Unloader at a Warehouse. Blue-collar as fuck.

>>11836487
very good list anon, you really categorized it super duper well!!

kitesurfing instructor

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office wageslave

why oh why did i study commerce

im thinking of leaving humanity behind and join foreign legion.
i-i think its pretty effay in idea but in reality its fucked up

still no other choice desu

>>11833413
National Service (Military)
I only have to dress myself on the weekends.

>>11835567
ah yes only good weed my friend

>>11833413
I'm a copywriter.

Unsure if effay.

Math grad studenthe and (hopefully) future professor

>>11833413
is studio manager at a film/photo studio an effay job?

I'm a NEET, but I do work from home stuff for money to pay my bills and buy stuff, and I sometimes take temp jobs to save money.

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>>11833413
Astrobiologist (An Astrophysicist who focuses on three large-scale questions: How did life originate and what is the relationship
between all life on the Earth? Does life exist beyond the Earth? and What is the future of life
on the Earth?)

Basically you get to do space shit, travel to analogues around the world -it's like /out/'s wet dream.

Front of house in an indian restaurant also studying painting and eat indian food 6 days a week so pretty fucking fa

>>11834623
Flight line here
Please bleed and service the main rotorhead so I can test the fucking helicopter up

Also don't yell at me for calling tires bad

>>11837370
Quit drugs faggot
lmao

>>11835265
My theater uses a PlayStation to play anime blurays lol

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>>11837406
hmmmmmmmm

Is being unemployed at student age effay? I live near a naval base that is offering a bunch of retail jobs that pay higher but I don't know if I should apply.

Graphic Designer

DEA intern.

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landscaper, had to quit for a bit after finding out i had lyme disease for a year prior

going back to school in spring to study agronomy and botany

>>11837481

Apply.

Hotelier
Restauranteur
Gallerist/Art Dealer
Independent theater owner
Museum Director or department head
Film producer
Film director
Cinematographer
Visual artist
Art Director (depends on for whom/what, like most of these)
Fashion photographer
Fashion buyer
Trendspotter
Watchmaker (in Switzerland or Germany)
Diplomat (depending on to which nation)
Literature professor
Art history professor
Architect (at a top-30 firm, globally)
Musician (at a top-30 orchestra/phil, globally)
Conductor (of a top-30orchestra/phil, globally
Food critic (for reputable publication)
Film critic (for same)
Architecture critic (for same)
Sommelier
Conservator (art, film, or architecture)
Rare/fine book dealer
Fortune500 CEO

Good luck everybody

>>11837759
Oh, add working for Sotheby's or Christie's. Being at the intersection of aesthetics, wealth, and exclusivity is where it's at. Could add being a luxury real estate agent to the list as well, but it's not really an option unless you're born with the requisite connections

Walmart associate.

Is social media work effay?

>>11833413
Architecture, kinda meme-ish but a classic for a week dressed man

I look after the AV at a museum

anti aging research.

>>11833413
Janitor for the /fa/ discussion board. Literally.

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>>11839061

Gas station operator. Not /fa/ at all but its money to buy clothes

Artist. Designer. Philosopher. Software engineer.

I'm a circus performer.

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working isnt /fa/

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>>11833413
amidoingotrite?

>>11833413
Telemarketer.
Doesn't seem /fa/ to me but hey, at least I'm surrounded by girls so I can't complain.

pretending to be an architect

>>11834866
Have you not seen fight club? Thats definitely effay

>>11836487
What's your name Mr pro skater

>>11836487
fav skate vid
fav skater
fav skate vid sound track

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being a courier for an underground society of world rulers, riding your bike around Paris strictly at night delivering letters to different members of said society. you are to ride your bike draped in Rick/BBS/etc. , essentially looking like pic related.

>>11837759
god damn being a museum director, art/fine book dealer, and architect sound very nice. how would one go about getting a job like those and do they pay well? specifically the museum director job, art/book dealers seem a bit hit or miss
in uni atm as well

>>11840301
i wish i could do this

>>11835231
That's like my dick, good ol 6x5. Nothing to brag about it gets the job done senpai

Childhood pampers model

I'm an electrical engineer, outfits range from business casual to hi vis and levis

>>11840302
>>>11837759 #
>god damn being a museum director, art/fine
>how would one go about
Major in art history
Have genuine interest in subject
Go in hard and deep on whatever period or movement interests you
Gain encyclopedic knowledge of subject
Possibly grad school
Go to every museum you can
Go to galleries and are openings
Begin networking
(Securing funding/donations is often a huge part of the job, so get used to learning to flatter and seduce/persuade both artists and the rich)
Work in galleries or museums doing work that excites you
Follow art news
Subscribe to critical art journals
No secrets beyond this, just becomes a game of who you know and how talented you are, like in any industry.

Architect? Just involves schooling. Majoring in structural engineering doesn't hurt, but arch programs generally fill in those gaps anyway. Mostly an unsexy job where most of what you Design is never built or is compromised to be less expensive. If you design anything at all. Young architects often spend their first 20 years working on other people's stuff. There are exceptions: either start off on your own with a few people out of arch school and get lucky by winning some major open competition, maybe be selected to design for the Venice bianalle, maybe go to a third world country and build affordable housing with less red tape and competition from peers. Or intern at one of the big firms. It's a short list, aim for the ones who share your philosophy and/or aesthetic

Here's my past few jobs, none of which I consider effay:

>Community management for a big social networking site for teens.

>Bodyshop drone (repaired and painted high end cars and trucks)

>Adidas product stress-tester and wear-tester (mainly shoes, sometimes sportswear)

>Newbalance (same as Adidas)

>Currently weighing up my odds and thinking of going back to university.

Rate em' friendos.

Physician

>Highest rate of suicide and substance abuse among professionals.
>Sick white coat that can fit a passport and sandwich
>Playing God

P /fa/

a job that you enjoy going to and make okay money at

>>11837197
Hey, me too, anon. What area do you study?

i'm doing nothing at all. as long as i get payed to watch films in my apartment i won't budge.

>>11837759
i worked as room service goon in a five star hotel
dressed "well" but i don't consider the job /fa/ at all

Emcee; weddings, ceremonies and private parties.

carpenter

>>11842514
lol whatever jesus