muh dick / petite fit thread

brb fapping

>>11826398
Jesus is there any fetish more effay than dd/lg

My gf and I are so deep in that rabbit hole we will never be able to come out

sauce pls

>>11826398
muh

>>11826398
dick

>>11826496
I find dd lg shit to be a little cringey, kinda along the lines of plain adult babies. What do you guys do exactly?

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>>11826398

>>11826613
It's not like gross baby stuff, she just calls me daddy and acts super lovey and dependent and submissive in bed, wanting me to punish her and whatnot. It's a good way to be pretty dom/sub but at the same time be really emotional and in love

>>11826398

looks like a real doll in this pic

are we sure its not a real doll?

Joanna Kuchta

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>>11826613
>I find dd lg shit to be a little cringey, kinda along the lines of plain adult babies
Come on brah, diapers are effay as fuck

>>11826771
i am 100% into panties but diapers are just disgusting to me.

>>11826771
Get the fuck out, that isn't dd/lg

>>11826726
yikes, hope you don't want kids, since you've trained your dick to react to children's things

also i hope you know her dad/uncle/grandpa molested her repeatedly

>>11826803
That's it, I'm going to swap out your teeth.
Left! Middle! Left!
How does that strike you?

>>11826726
>she just calls me daddy and acts super lovey and dependent and submissive in bed, wanting me to punish her and whatnot
I always dreamed of this. It must be nice.

>>11826815
It's perfect for us
You'll find a girl who'll do it some day, anon. I've been very surprised at how many of my female friends have eventually admitted to liking it or at least into the idea

>>11826732
Its Joanna Kuchta I think

>>11826771
w2c?

>>11826998
https://tykables.com/

>>11826726
shit sounds really cringy to me honestly
but whatever gets you off I guess

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>>11826726

not criticizing you, family, but this seems really weird to me.

I don't know... I have/had decent parents and sexualizing parenthood seems intrinsically wrong to me.

why be a daddy when you can have a mommy gf ?

>>11826398
softcore porn for underage tumblr kids core
joanna looks like shit

>>11827069
It's not really parenthood I think.
If my gf called me 'father' instead of 'daddy' it would creep me the fuck out

How do I bring up dd/lg to my gf? I feel like she would be into it, she can be kinky but probably has no idea what it is (very normie, never seen a porn or masturbated) I've tied her up and she loved that. I want her to start wearing lg outfits and shit just don't know how to ask without looking like a creep pedo weirdy.

>>11827396
while fucking her tell her to call you daddy you fucking neet

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>>11826398
>+20 years old people pretending they are cute or geniuly attractive
horrible legs/hands/no-hips

does dd stand for daddy dom or daddy dear?

>>11826726
don't forget /fa/ is full of faggots & & princesses, dd/lg is normal & fun as shit

>>11826496
Disgusting

>>11827396
find an online test that tells you what kind of BDSM (if any) you'd most likely enjoy and both take it. It's a good way to get the conversation going

I forget the name but it isn't hard to find. The website':s background is all black if that helps

petite is the best bodytype for girls

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>4'10
>i think i dress qt enough
>bf wants me to call him daddy almost erryday
s-so lewd, but i like being called babygirl/mommy lmaoo. dom/sub life is noice. ;^3

seems like this is the thread fo' me, anyone have any reccs for stores that sell on the smaller side? p-pls help, thank

>>11826825
its a quite common thing, 7/10 girls i've fucked wanted to do it

>>11827613
jesus christ. please get out.
you are not a baby

>>11827621
i'm not implying that lol. desu iwould like to see if anyone has any opinions on certain sites for clothes tho

>>11826726
degeneracy
you two have stunted emotional growth and don't know how to express yourselves in a healthy productive way.
at least you have found each other so you can collude and waste your lives together

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>>11827628
My opinion is you should stop typing like a retard when you aren't roleplaying with your manslave.

>tfw I'd like to engage in pedo roleplay with a lg without having to pretend being her dad
fuck
I just want to bully a retarded girl sexually

Girls should be FORCED into a little girl role, not choose it willingly.

This ddlg shit is to ab/dl what 50 shades of Grey was to BDSM.

where do i find a gf like this

>>11827733
tumblr
not even kidding

most of them are fat btw

>being proud of the lack of care and parenting from your childhood

so cool guys !!!

>>11827684
So you wanna check out my prick or what

>>11827733
Where do I find a gf in general?

>>11828485
I think you can buy them on Amazon now

>>11828570
oh ok thanks

once the great mystery of finding a gf is understood and can be educated to the masses the world will be better for it.

Raging erections and inferiority complexes are the worst.

>>11828615
For me it's crippling social anxiety and confidence issues

>>11828615
I'm awkward and skinny but attractive and I have multiple girls who want me and the gf of my dreams

I don't feel very special but everyone here makes it seem like I've been bestowed with some crazy gift

What's going on?

>>11828626
Please teach me your ways I would do anything for a qt

>>11826496
whats the fuck is dd/lg?

>>11828633
daddy dom/little girl

I thinks it's shit tier bdsm but it still gets me.

>>11828632
I dress well (for normal people,) I'm bisexual, I'm horribly anxious but can keep a conversation, I try to be kind to everyone, I'm p good at sex, and people tell me I'm smart

Can't think of much more to say

>>11828623

Which is all in an inferiority complex. I can be a great actor, so I am not without confidence, but I still beat myself up constantly over little to no success with women.

>>11828626

Most people have issues that make them feel shit about themselves, and that then in turn makes them less attractive. For myself, it's weak chin+thick neck. I might be at the bare minimum height wise to be considered by women, but my weak chin makes me shit.

>>11828639
>>11828633

Babies first hard sex.

>>11827437
who hurt you?

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Jesus christ this thread..Holy fuck!!

>>11828642
>tfw no high school romance so very little sexual experience

it gives me anxiety senpai

>>11828644
I just feel like I don't know where to find qts even though I'm in university and I am surrounded by them. Even if I spoke to one I would probably sperg out

>>11828657

That's what we all face. I pride myself, as stupid as it might be, by being more attractive now than the guy my ex gf of 3 yrs (first relationship) is now dating. Though he looks a lot like me.

>>11828666
I'm pretty sure I have body dysmorphia

I go to the gym often and people tell me I look jacked but I never really believe it. It's because I used to be fat and it's hard to forget that.

>>11828676

Normies would be surprised if you can 3pl8 deadlift. If you can 4pl8 deadlift, you are an amateur body builder anon.

>>11828688
Impressing normies is easy but it doesn't make me feel good about myself

>>11828689

Thats what I am saying anon. I am setting up the goal posts for what you should consider. If you can 4pl8 deadlift, you are an amateur bodybuilder. /fit/ will meme that its babyweight, but its the honest truth. At my uni gym theres guys that do weightlifting competitions and it was the greatest thing in the world to hear from one of the guys squatting 4.5pl8 that he had saw me, recognized my dedication, and that I had lost so much weight. Of course, I felt like I haven't lost that much weight, but an outside viewer that sees me once a week maybe, could tell that I had lost weight.

>>11828705
Alright anon thanks. Right now my goal is 4pl8 dl and maybe then I'll feel good about myself ; _ ;

>>11827698
edgy

>>11827102
this desu

>>11828739
>tfw mommy issues

>>11828757

Its alright trump can be our daddy at least
a raging alcoholic racist
mmm

>>11826398
Guys I'm running out of time to have sex with young hot chicks in college. I don't know what to do I dont want to join a frat and I'm in stem so there's one cute girl at best in a class of 50 people

>>11829953

same boat as you

>>11827613
why the fuck do you stutter in text? that's so stupid and unnecessary

holy fuck this thread got worse
stay gold fa stay gold

>>11829953
tinder

>>11830989
yo how though lile how do you gof rom saying hi to straight fucking.

>>11831184
Well you have to be good looking to start...

>>11831200
I'm like a 8 it still seems impossible.

>>11829953
Hahaha, with tinder you're never too old to fuck college students.

I'm 27 and regularly date women between 18-24

>>11827621
>>11830965
obviously she's from cgl

>>11831242
>I'm like a 8
post pic then

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>>11827593
Here's one;
http://bdsmtest.org

accurate for me

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is a perfect daddys-girl-tumblr body attainable for me ;_;

>>11832102
If this is you (spoiler its not) you are already there. Sexy af.

>>11832122
actually it is.. I want better thighs and a butt. Might have a breast reduction and tone up my pudgy belly too. Get some better standards

>>11832102
You look fine compared to half the beasts into ddlg but don't listen to the other anon. Theres always room for improvement.

>>11832126

>wants to "tone up" a specific area

you don't know anything about how the body works. go read the sticky on /fit/

>>11832172
I didn't say that. I merely want rid of my belly more than anything else. That's all

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>>11826496
dd/lg is a shit tier fetish
Actual bdsm with bondage is a way more effay fetish.

>>11831249
>>11830989
>tindr
I'm fucken 170cm though.

>>11832176

You cant get rid of anything.

>>11832102
Big boobs are not effay, femanon

>>11832201

big boobed girls need to be bullied.

>>11832201
I'm not trying to be effay, but they aren't that big and im having a reduction one day when I've saved.
>>11832200
what

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>>11832216

There are hungry skeleteons in the world that need food and you're stealing it from their mouth to funnel into your useless flesh mass on your chest!

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>>11832205
This.

>>11832220
you seriously think those are big. okay

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>>11832012
How fucked up am I?

>>11832179
why not just do both?

>>11826496
same here, if it's wrong i don't wanna be right

>>11832328
Because you do not tie up your daughter.

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>>11831954
This is a better than average picture of me.

>>11832102
yo hmu bb

Nah but seriously your daddys core tier already. I would say constantly work on that ass because I care most about that personally and it can never be too good but youre already fine af. Dont have low self confidence for fucks sake

>>11832375
do u work in IT

>>11831184

it takes practice, and it always depends upon the situation. but to signal your intent physical contact early on in your first date is an absolute key. this can be as little as touching her hand or shoulder, but aim for direct skin contact.

also be attractive and be confident.

>>11832375
you're not unattractive, but you're certainly not an 8. just a regular looking dude.

>>11832102
L O N D O N

please don't get tittie reduction

>>11832375

Your eyes say "kill me now"
Shave.

>>11826398
notice how all these daddy kink whores only date dadcore-dressed autists
i mean i dont have to explain the correlation but it's still hilarious

>>11832589

Masculine styles.

>>11828655
Are you me?

>>11832405
No but I'm in a computer lab to study
>>11832412
That's fair. Idk I've dated really cute girls (models even, humblebrag) so I kind of raise myself above average normal guy. I'd honestly say 7 but if the average guy is over weight I feel like I'm more than 2 above that right. I'm rambling but yeah.
>>11832564
I did I was being lazy and I just don't know how to take a selfie without looking like a tool.

>>11826726
thats not dd/lg, she just calls you daddy. GJ thinking you have a fetish and participate in alternative sex.

dd/lg is still very cringe. It's almost as bad as foot fetish fucks in how much they unabashedly try to show off

>>11832102
if u were truly a babygirl u would let ur daddy choose wether or not u should take a breast reduction.

I like mi babygirls with bigboobs to play with.

Gosh there's so many vanilla faggots in here. Have fun with boring missionary straight sex.

>>11832102

nice boobs, post more please

>>11833209
>you should get surgery because of my fetish

Daddy doms are often abusers that take advantage of mentally ill girls

They literally get off on the girl acting like a child

Absolute fucking trash

>>11834460
>not getting off on actual childs
What a faggot, right?

>>11834466
How's Berlin this time of year, refugee?

>>11826496
my gf cannot function outside of dd/lg. It was fun for a while but it's at the point where I feel like a single father balancing college and having an 8 year old daughter.
What do /fa?

>>11834484
Berlin is nice but Düsseldorf (although I also like Frankfurt am Main) is better desu

they look effay af

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnMIxRJopUE

>>11827543
>dd/lg is normal

ok buddy

>>11834564
that guy is gross how does he get a girl who is significantly more attractive

>>11834902
the man is definitely alpha af if he can pull off being a daddy

>>11834902

She looks mediocre to bad, he looks good compared to the average male.

How is it weird?

>>11834902
>significantly more attractive
I'm not so sure about that.
Girl is like 5/10, guy is like 4/10. Aint a no big deal bro.

>>11833209
How about I choose for myself. a real daddy would support that. Creepy fuck.
>>11834460
Truth, not all the time but you have to be very careful of these people. much like men who generally fetishize emotionally damaged girls because they can be in control and feel better about themselves, There are some lovely people into it though. you just have to be very careful.

>>11826496
embarrassing

>>11830003
>>11829953
>Only fucked one girl
>We're not together anymore
>She was cute and small and petite
>Running out of time to fuck college girls now
>Scared as fuck because I like small cute girls but there aren't many in college
>Tfw too shy to hit on girls on tinder (I'm pretty skinny anyways)

>>11832102
you've look fantastic already, but i suggests hitting the weights if you're looking to really maximize your looks. it'll give your thighs more curviness/definition (idk what your butt looks like, but it'll do wonders for that too). plus, post-workout endorphins will help with your depression

>>11826496
Trendy? Yes. Effay? No.
It's tumblr normie tier.

>>11832102
scot-chan?

Wtbe lg. How can i convince my bf to be my dd?

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>>11835009
I don't really want my thighs any bigger to be honest. but I guess it's a trade off for a bigger butt.

>>11835056
oh, your butt is already cute. could even cuter with some squats, ofc. working your legs won't make them appear thicker per se; you'll see an apparent mass shift from inner thigh to outer/front thigh as muscle develops.

>>11832336
You're missing out

>>11835056
>that face
You have bigger problems, m8 !

>>11835588
its never been a problem

>>11832375
>>11835056
you guys should get together

>>11832102
>>11835056
great body don't change a thing

>>11832102
>>11835056
muh dick

>>11826398
>blonde
>daddy shirt

Literal trash

>>11827613
Bitch r u retarded

>>11828705
w2c inspiring stranger

>>11837032
>blonde
>trash
kys my friend

>>11832201
Is there really any hope for flat girls though? I'm so small that an A cup won't fit. I can't even wear bras! Guys won't even touch them, feels pretty unsexy desu.

>>11837247
guys on 4chan love them.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s01qS0o8G24Y

>>11826726
hey, I have that too
just without the creepy-incesty thing

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is it /fa/ to bang teenagers when you're an adult?

27,maybe fucking a 15yo with daddy kink I met online soon.

>>11837378

depends, you looking to be some little to Jerome in jail?

>>11834508
Same here
I'm making us more bdsm orientated now so I have more control of her but it comes of as just really fucked up

>>11837390
It's legal here cuh

>>11837378

I'll be looking forward to this episode of HvP.

>>11833182
>being this snobbish about "alternative sex"
kys my mane

>>11837390
It totally depends on the law of his country

In France for instance it would probably be legal

>>11835765
thanks. You're wrong though tbth
>>11835658
why

>>11829953
danny

>>11835056
>>11832102

oversized bust and hips
try dieting and drink more water

>>11838096
I'm a woman who is not underweight so therefore I have hips and tits. Nor am I overweight, so I don't feel that would make a lot of difference.

>>11838102
youre retarded

>>11838155
not everyone wants the body of an emaciated model

>>11837821
i'm wrong about you having a great body ?

you're proportions are wonderful. I honestly feel like if you did anything dramatic to yoru current body it might throw everything off.

>>11838188
well, its opinions. But I think there's always room for improvement

>>11838987

Please leave.