>wearing sneakers but you don't sneak

>>11794801
>wearing bomber but you arent tupolev white svan

>>11794801
>wearing pants but you don't pant

>wearing jumper but you dont jump around

>>11794801
>wearing a shellsuit when you aren't a turtle
>wearing a tracksuit when you aren't a train
>wearing combat boots while not in combat
>wearing t-shirt while not drinking tea
>wearing drop crotch trousers when you dont have a collapsed pelvis
>wearing oxfords when you dont study at oxford univesity
>wearing a bomber jacket when you aren't a terrorist
>wearing a peacoat when you aren't a vegetable
>wearing loafers when you aren't bread
>wearing trench coats when you're not in WW1

>wearing a wifebeater
>with no wife to beat

>wearing hoodie but you're not in the hood

>>11794838
jokes on you i'm always in the hood

>wearing glasses but you aren't glass

>wearing Rick when you're not tricky

>>11794829
>wearing trench coats when you're not in WW1
or columbine

>>11794801
>wearing jeans when you don't work in a mine

>>11794801
Wearing trainers when you don't train

>>11794801
smoking but you don't inhale

>wearing tennis shoes but you don't play tennis
>wearing sunglasses when there's no one to call you their son:(

>>11794838
ha so I'm allowed to wear hoodies :DDD

cumskin city folk need not apply

>owning expensive clothes but never leave your room

>>11795377
shut up

dressing nice for anyone but yourself is pleb shit

>>11795377
>>11795385
/fa/ in a nutshell

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>wearing beanies but you are not a beaner

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>wearing boots but youre not in the millitary

>>11794801
>wearing vetements, when you don't even like clothes

>>11796152
>wearing vetements

>>11795107
there were no trenches in columbine

>>11796598
were you there?

>>11796138
wtf is that?

>posting here when all your fits are shit

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>>11796138

>wearing dickies when you have a vagina

>>11796138
Kill yourself you worthless faggot.

>wearing Air Jordans when your name isn't Jordan

>>11798917
Eliza made it to fa
the fuck

>>11799460
where else was this impostor then

>>11798917
Someone explain to.me the fuck is this, why should I care, and why is it in every other goddamn thread

>>11799602
eliza (like the real one) was most known for /r9k/ posting

>>11799784
and how is ciara involved?

>>11799929
>>11799784
or do they just look similar or something?

>>11799618
>reading comprehension

>wearing levis when you aren't a gold miner

>>11799964
Who tf is Eliza, why do you care if someone is or isn't her. I'm not going through a hundred replies to figure that shit out just tell me

>>11795385
>"dressing nice for yourself"

>>11800155
seconded, please explain the shit now

>>11795377
Strait up just roasted all of /fa/

>try to sneak in ann d sneakers but they always squeak

The fact that this attention whoring greasy bitch can derail any thread is fucked

>>11795126
WE NEED MORE WOMEN IN COAL MINES