normie stories

>>11734764
FAKE CHUCKS AND ZARA TOP
FAKE CHUCKS
AND ZIPPER HOODIE
WHY DO I WANT TO MURDER HIM

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>mfw I realize people are genuinely autistic about fashion

>>11734818
why cant we arrest people for dressing bad

Call the fashion police!

>>11734764
>>11734783
i lost my sleep, its allmost 04:39, half hou r and sun will rise

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>>11734764
>implying he isn't right

Loose jeans are cool pleb. Why do you give a fuck about a basic bitch opinion enough to come to effay to justify yourself anyway, memelord

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>omg lol anon what's with that gay heart on your shoes
>did your little sister paint it on thats so cute hahah
>come do what? anon is trying to speak french or something lol
>oh boy anon is talking about japan again lmao

>tfw can't wear drapey stuff or loosewave because normies judge
"Anon why are you wearing slacks?" "You're pants are so loose haha, why aren't they skin tight low rise like mine?"
Fuck

>>11735599
Comme de garçons are pretty weird if youre not into fashion. It's kinda like going full Rick.

>>11734764
Isn't the whole point of fashion to show off to your friends and normies? If no one approves what's the point?

reeeeeeeeee

>>11735599
Double dubs tells the truth

>>11734764
Bruh the fuck are fake chucks. Like shoes like pottery and Ramones?

>>11734764
any time some normie starts giving you shit just say
"whoa sorry mister fashion expert. wow we got a real fashion professional here. are you queer eye for the straight guy or something? why you looking at my clothes dude? they are just clothes, did know you were so obsessed about how other dudes dressed lmao"

the butthurt reactions are priceless and it works EVERY time

>>11735636
Wearing this loose black unstructured trenchcoat
>Are you goth?
>lol you look the goth kid from South park
>don't neckbeards wear this?

Kill me

>>11735649
That's part of what keeps fashion exclusive though. I personally dig how most normal people are anti-fashion, because it helps keep lame people out of the fashion world.

Bought a new marino wool sweater from local designer.
>omg anon, I have the same sweater! You got it at h&m right?

>>11734764

>normie asks me which dfo i got my Common Projects Achillies Lows TM at
>Say I got it at SSENSE (Pronounced it Snessy not essence as they wouldnt understand incase they've come past it before) for 450 usd
>laughs at says he got his "common project" adidas lows at the adidas shop for 60 usd

Literally hate normies.

>normie girl tells me she wants to shop with me
>"I can dress you up anon! Let me shop for you, I can make you so fashionable"
>she thinks Zara is top tier fashion
>she wants to make me look mfa

Why do normie women think they're fashionable?

>>11734764
>zara top with huge branding
I've never seen Zara branding and I work in Zara.

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lmao where the fuck do y'all live where this is actually occuring

>>11735648
Cdg play might as well be uniqlo, it's not weird at all

>>11736168
Instead you get anyone who's "into fashion" making it an essential part of their identity, resulting in terrible taste and idiotically easy commercial exploitation. Would much rather have a general dogma towards cultivating personal style, even if conservative, than what Americans have now.

>>11736250
what do you usually wear?

>>11736250
Never let a woman dress you they don't have any idea how to dress men.

But men have the best taste in women's clothes, call me biased, call me misognyist I dgaf its the truth. Seifuku everyday 2bh

>>11735715
You must be fun at parties. Fucking sperg, that sou ds like an advise my mom would give me if i was bullied at school

>>11736250
>she thinks you're cute or hot and your clothes are the only thing that makes you not perfect in her eyes and you still cuck yourself

Do you wanna become a wizard?

>>11736406
Wtf my dude? You queer eye for the straight guy or something?

>>11736411
>dressing for women
>calling other ppl a Fuck
>implying looking like a wizard isn't the ultimate form of effay

Lol ok

>>11736199
I say it like g-g-g-unit

>>11736350
For real

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>>11735671
>double dubs

>>11736275
maybe even zara is fake
>>11735686
nope, some chinese knockoffs

>>11735636
letting the opinions of normies sway your fashion choices isn't effay

>wear shirt and black jeans
>that one guy who wears oversized LFDY snapback, jacket and tee which goes to his knee
>anon your fit looks like shit LMAO

>>11734764
>surrounded by nothing but athletes in college
>they're always in athletic stuff
>wear Chelsea boots one day
>everyone looks at me like I'm an alien

>>11736630
They're just looking at you like you're a faggot, because you are.

>>11736384
this would be believable if the average man didn't dress like complete shit.
>men have the best taste in women's clothes
every thread on /fa/ that is female inspo has a bunch of guys posting whore-core

so nah, wrong again.

>wearing my brand new Jordan 1s, trapstar jeans, fear of god undershirt and a trapstar hoodie
>some twink wearing skinny jeans and some stupid looking girls boots comes up to me
>"wow anon I bet that outfit took a lot of time to come up with, very original"

god i fucking hate normies

>>11737017
>>11736630
>>11736623
>>11734764
gas the normies race war now

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>>11736275
probably some flyover state lmao

>>11737049
meant to reply to

>>11736350

>>11736641
Ahhh now I know. Thanks stranger on the internet

>>11736475
Kek

>>11734764
>'Why do you always wear black?'
>'Black is boring!'

>>11736384
>proud of having figured this out

Just look how many male designers there are succesfully designing for the other gender vs the other way around

>>11735648
>>11735599
cdg chucks are normie as hell

i always see a handful of people with them on whenever i go to the mall

>>11734764
>tfw have a group of normie friends who only wear shit fits from rei
>judge clothing based on how athletic/outdoorsy it is even though they're the most innercity sedentary fucks
>shit themselves over anything slightly durable or water resistant

>"lmao you went to a thrift store? haha are you poor or something? I have some breathable polos if you want"

I'm going to have a fucking aneurism

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>anon are you gay?
>really? I thought you were because of the way you dress

this is the most autistic thread i have ever seen in my life

>>11738489
>tfw dress significantly better than all my straight friends
I fucking hate being a stereotype

>>11736184
Did you return it and buy the h&m sweater?

>>11736184
>marino wool sweater from local designer
post pics fag

>>11736406
>>11736413
Holy fuck it does work

I have automatic lmao

>>11735599
yea me as hell

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>>11735599
>somehow Japan or anime is mentioned and a few people look at you.

I can't help that I'm a faggot.

>>11735648
i see cdg all over my uni nowadays, almost as much as meme smiths

>>11735648
>>11738883

CDG Play =/= CDG

>>11736630
>go to college with two separate campuses, one huge urban one, one ~30 minutes out of the city
>all the athletes go the former, as it has all of the relevant facilities
>go to this one too
>everyone walks around in athletic stuff, especially now that it's still hot out
>can't wear anything i like or i'll look extremely autistic

i'm sure the colder weather will just be dudes in sweats and moccasins but i think i'll be able to get away with dressing better

>>11738962
yo nobody cares, wear what you like you self conscious boob

>>11738971
i definitely don't dress for other people, but i'm new to the campus and don't want to make a weird first impression

>>11736630
I only have Chelseas because I needed something to wear to a rodeo in Mexico a long time ago. I got them in a cowboy shop. Because that's how most people see them

>>11735599
Damn, i knew americans were uncultural but i didnt knew they were such a shut in retards

>>11735648
>cdg play
>like going full rick
KYS

>>11737673
This probably has something to do with no man wanting to be seen in clothing named after a female. It's more accepted the other way round.

>>11735599
They were probably into fashion and laughing at you for wearing fucking meme shoes you dork

>>11736630
Normies around me are fucking mystified by cuban-heeled ankle boots on men. It's the one thing I get the most compliments on but I'm sure lots of people think I'm gay

>look like shit
>get told
>"but they look even shittier"
classy