uneffay thing you do. i photoshop people on tombstones

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>>11721798
do coke and try to masturbate furiously, just for the sport of it

>>11721798
Brush my teeth weekly

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>wear pair of jeans for a week never taking them off
>do meth
>stay up for days at a time

Have an eating disorder that makes me gain weight.

>>11721798
>i photoshop people on tombstones

post some examples dude, could be memes

Finger my ass after shitting to get every piece out because I'm afraid when I fart, tiny pieces of shit might go onto my undies.

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Save pictures of grills i will never wife up or bag also take media of grills fucking me and sending them to my lads

>spend way too much time on vidya
>compulsive masturbator
>enjoy memes

>>11721798
I dress well

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>masturbate twice a day
>havent gotten my hair cut for two months but its still good because im a styling god
>save tons of images and webms of pornography on my computer
>also i browse this board, dressing a that is fashionable to me should be more organic but of course any organicness coming from someone who spends 5 hours a day discussing and learning about it is as artificial as it gets even though i reflect my personality and values in it
>i look at girls too much on the street, even girls who arent hot i just asess every girl i see after seeing so many models and good skeletal structure, i look for it involuntarily in the street and im like a creepy old (young) man because i stare so much. but i catch girls staring at me too maybe that balances things out no just kidding no it doesnt


also i used to do it i dont any more but when i took a shit and i knew i would shower afterwards anyway and i couldnt get it all out id kinda scoop it out from inside my anus with my fingers and wipe it off onto the paper, then i showered. also when i was very young i shat in the shower and stomped it through the grate, did that a couple of times actually, even did it in school once when i was alone after gym class

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>>11722088

>drink way too much beer
>use pinterest to vision board tv show i'm writing
>listen to classic rock

> read comics

>>11721806

effay

>>11722154
>Tv show I'm writing
Hey me too kind of
What's it about?

does 'uneffay' mean 'unethical' to you?

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>>11721798
I trackerpost for hours on end

>>11722812
Do you have one? I love those little trucks

>>11722079
This

>>11721798
I catfish dudes for fun on Plenty of Fish (only mildly). I've also shopped a few of their pictures.

>>11721931
This.

We need to see them anon.

>think about clothing and fashion and general when I should just be living in my style
>argue with retards on the internet
>wanna kill myself

>>11722139
that last one is fucked man

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>Work at a LGBT center
>Read manga outside
>Smoke too much (cigs,weed,vape)
>flirt with dikes

Didn't care for my ass use to have streak marks doesn't happen anymore but still gross got called out in high school once for being so ed

>Masturbate 3 times a day
>Browse this site
>Watch too much anime and play too many gaymu
>watch myself get stuck in a nowhere town/city

Livin the dream :.()

>wear anime t shirts
>no theyre not as bad as dragon ball all over printed hawaiin shirts, they're almost indistinguishable from a band / corporate logo / etc t shirts.....but they are still anime t shirts.
>listen to bands i should have grown past at 15
>occasionally wear new era hats in #CURRENT_YEAR

>>11723854
Hey scene boy get outta here

>watch anime
>have no friends
>buy clothes just to wear them to the supermarket or fast food drive through

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>>11721798
why

>>11723858
IT HURTS ME THE TRUTH HURTS ME

>>11723532
Smh kendall pls go

>>11723858
I know that last feel m8.

W2c outside effay hobbie/friends?

>>11723854
band examples?

>enjoy shitty yt content
>get bad grades
>have no game

>>11723952

school, down town areas, coffee shops

I make video compilations of instances in commercials where they use fake chewing sounds

>I'm unemployed
>I pick my nose
>I go on /fa/ and Youtube too much
all the rest is fine

>>11722441
mix of twin peaks/edward scissorhands/fargo aesthetic wise and x-files (aliens and shadow governments) that i've been developing for 2 years but i swear its not stranger things at all

>>11721857
Jeans part is no big deal as long as they're nice and you're not getting them dirty or sweating your ass off in them. But you better be brushing your fucking teeth and chewing gum or you goin learn real quick

>>11722139
>i look at girls too much on the street, even girls who arent hot i just asess every girl i see after seeing so many models and good skeletal structure, i look for it involuntarily in the street and im like a creepy old (young) man because i stare so much. but i catch girls staring at me too maybe that balances things out no just kidding no it doesnt

Why? are you me? I wish I could stop. I

>>11724219
Not that other guy, but that sounds really great. You named like all my favorite shit. I get why you associate that stuff together. I bet we'd get along. Oh well.

is porn /fa/? I have 2.4tb of it

>>11724489
thanks friend, i appreciate it. maybe we would. i hope youre having a great day

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>anxiety disorder coupled with narcism
>obsession with checking out myself in windows and mirrors to check if my clothing looks good as it is
>extreme obsession with checking out my hair in the reflection of my mobile phone and being unsatisfyed and insecure because of how its styled at the moment
>be influenced too much by what other people think about fashion, on this board aswell as irl
>look at my clothes 10000x times until they turn ugly to me
>like to go total drunk and do stupid stuff
>very open person and will tell my secrets or personal stuff to everyone
>do mdma, ket, speed and psychedelics
>lazy stoner attitude
>performance-fear issues regarding sex even tho I have a happy girlfriend, this issue makes me scared to even talk to girls
>overthink stuff way too much
>browse 4chan all day on my mobile phone
>(controversially) frequent illegal rave parties and do hippie shit like go to psytrance festivals and tekno raves

i'm becoming increasingly racist

>>11724519
being racist is /fa/ desu

photoshop fb friends beach pictures naked

at least i used to not too long ago

i get drunk at partys and fall in love with girls that ive just met

>>11724516
>anxiety disorder coupled with narcism
>obsession with checking out myself in windows and mirrors to check if my clothing looks good as it is
>extreme obsession with checking out my hair in the reflection of my mobile phone and being unsatisfyed and insecure because of how its styled at the moment

Got the same problem, but its not that bad in my case. I would call it a disorder

>overthink stuff way too much

I fucking hate that, I had a pretty weird breakup and cant stop thinking about it. At least I dont feel like shit anymore.

>>11724608
I forgot
>all girls I fall in love with turn out to be bitches or mentally unstable, last one was a little bit of both

>>11724612
I'm the guy you reacted to. And funnily enough I share this too. Current gf is both and I'm still deciding on whether to stay with her.

>>11724522
>>11721798
should collab and do naked tombstones

>>11724635
Well I would say you should run, but thats probably because of the bad expiriences I had.

>>11724219
That sounds really good, man. I'd watch it for sure. You should start a gofundme once you finish writing it. I wanna see this come to fruition.

>>11721798

>Virgin
>Bad spots
>Obsessed with women's clothing but don't have the confidence to wear it
>Masturbate to weird submissive fetish shit


well hey at least im skinny

i dress badly

>>11724516
where you from?

>am skinnyfat but don't exercise cause lazy
>drink beer often
>wear vans cause they're cheap & I like the way they look
>wear a hat cause too lazy to put effort into my hair usually anymore

I hate myself and want to die

>>11721857
When I first came her in 2011, this would be considered as effay af. Threads like "how to get dark rings under eyes" and "tfw no heroin chic gf" were common. And jeans were not to be washed wery often.

>>11722139
>>11721947
What's up with all these posts of people who finger their ass clean. I was trying to write a response to a thread on /b/ yesterday were OP was concerned about his ass bleeding after he fingered it clean with paper for a few weeks, before it went 404.

>>11725949
Netherlands, why?