Greaser Style

You have to actually be greasy to pull it off.

>>11701787
This tbqh it fits better

>>11701779
yes stay away

>>11701779

Not necessarily, but most of the time it is. Not easy to pull it off without looking like a try-hard.

That monkey guy is such a tool

>>11701779
IMO if the clothing fits and actually looks good and you don't look like you're doing some shitty grease cosplay or something then yes, I actually think it looks really cool. IMO you have to have darker hair and eyes and tanned skin though or it looks a little odd

Im italian so it looks good on me. If your an inferior non-italian you will look like a beta male.

>>11702076
This, but 90% of the stuff popular on /fa/ is try hard anyway.

>>11701779
He's a batty boy

>>11702359
What did he mean by this

>>11701779
Yes but it also looks good at the same time. If you're an alpha who couldn't care less what people think people will notice the good parts of it. If you're a self conscious faggot people can tell and they'll notice how cringeworthy you look

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can be cringe or good. Can be both like this pic. He tried

>>11702391
Gay

>>11701779

Greaser is nice but it's not everyone who can pull it off

Alex Turner is my waifu, back in highschool(like 4 years ago)most of my friends used to say I looked like him, now all I get is that I look like that vampire from twilight

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alex turner is 100% trash, don't even attempt that

>>11702336
How's that 125cc vespa?

It depends. Post something and maybe you won't get bullied.

Personally, I wouldn't wear a pompadour and a leather jacket at the same time.

>>11703498>>11702084
I've heard that he's a tool a lot, elaborate?

>tfw dress like greaser
>tfw read this thread
>tfw now doubting myself

Shiet

>>11701779
Of course it's a little cringey and attention-whorey, but so is muh ebin techwear combat boots and 30 pounds of Uniqlo shit

If you're into it go for it

What are some good greaser brands other than SLP and MMummy?

I use mostly quality black jeans and white or black crew necks, with a black leather jacket that isn't the straight up perfecto style. It's more subtle and doesn't look like a cosplay but still evokes the style. You also gott be in good physical shape, if you're short, overweight, or a lanklet you're gonna look goofy.

Like most things if you aren't actually from the culture(ie: actually fucking Italian) you're going to look stupid doing it

>>11703498
How did Pat get away with having the best boots?
Jelly as fuck

>>11701779
heroin chic is better

>>11704891
Cropped leather jacket is literraly the most flattering jacket a short guy can wear,dumbass.

>>11702336
You know why I love Italian tires? Because dago left, dago right, and when dago flat, dago WOP WOP WOP

>>11705020
I dunno about manlets, I'm 6ft on the dot so my jacket isn't cropped too hard, it's about mid level. Maybe so but being a 5 foot 4 greaser is goofy, it's an edgier, more risky style that isn't easy to pull off, gotta find a balance

>>11705060
Being 5'4 at all is goofy

>>11702945
All saints fits like shit though.

>>11705136

mine fits great

In highschool I wore a leather jacket and bleached my hair. My nickname was ponyboy and I don't think I'll ever live it down.

>>11705158
>>11705136
>>11704872
Lewis Leathers is the most top tier leather jacket brand I've come across, though consequently it costs like 7 grand for a single jacket. Most "affordable" leather jackets look like shit, but sometimes you can get lucky. I copped a Wilson Leathers lambskin one for like $200 that fit surprisingly well. Don't expect it to look like anything beyond a shitty Grease dress up time if the jacket is shit.

There is LITERALLY nothing wrong with being a greaser. I even bought my own jacket and I'm in the process of growing my hair out. Swag fuckbois need to kys

>>11701779
it only looks cringey on the guy in op because hes a manlet tryhard with no real fashion sense/awareness

>>11705339
Swag is for children. Real men have grease.

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>>11705345
H-he seems pretty f-fashionable to me anon

>>11705353
He is, faggots in this board like to hate on everything good just like 2012 hipsters. They are memeing nike monarchs now ffs

>>11705353
The fit is nice but Jesus fucking Christ his face what a fucking douche

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>>11703498
EMILIO

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>>11701779
>>11705353
please post a picture of him that includes his full (manlet) body

then maybe you will understand why he cant pull off the greaser look

>>11705930

>2016
>Not being a douche

You don't know what mad pussy you're missing friend

>>11705930
>literally Beta Male: The Post

You don't get your dick wet by being a nice, friendly, not-full-of-himself guy anon

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>>11705955
Kek he is a bit small

>>11705930
Pro tip for guys

Be nice to other guys. Bros before hoes. Show the upmost kinship with other men, unless they are assholes to you and other men.

Be a total douchebag and asshole to all women. Women are literally parasites of this earth and are good only for sex. They do not have any redeeming qualities , and should be treated like the dirt they are. Women lack traits men have such as loyalty, empathy, courage, and honor.

>>11706022
dude she is wearing heels...thats so not fair for him and men in general... any guy would be shrter than a girl in giant heels baka

>>11705955
being fashionable has nothing to do with height

>>11706022
He is probably 5'6 which isn't short, it's normal height. Perfectly acceptable height for men and women will not think you are short at that height. Only memeist on 4chan think that height is short.

>>11706040
is that what it says on page 3 in the manlet handbook

>>11706058
he is 5'9 actually

>>11706069
king of manlets

>>11706069
no, 171 cm
http://www.celebheights.com/s/Alex-Turner-46947.html

I don't understand how some people are so pathetic that they always focus on a mans height

>>11706082
How tall are you lol

>>11706079
>literally 5'6
Damn
>>11706082
T. Manlet

>>11706079
Thats like 6'5 in Italian height though. So good for him

>>11705955
I met alex turner he was atleast 5'9

>>11706022
WHEN
WILL
THEY
LEARN

>>11702336
I'm an Italian-American visiting Italy right now, never been more ashamed to be Italian than when I've met actual Italians.

>>11706177
Was he a tool

>>11706032
men are self destructive as fuck for some reason

>>11706219
this is mistaken as being 'power'. very true, but human men don't fall for this delusion.

>>11706203
Wow what a Faggot Americunt

>>11706219
Ofcourse stupid women cant understand taking destiny in their own hands, they are incapable of a single genuine thought other than a superficial group mentality of gaining social status by any means necessary. This is why females are pathetic and are worth lower than wood shavings

>>11706255
back to /r9k/

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>>11706255

>>11706058
How in denial can you fucking be? I'm 5'6" and I'm short. That's it. It's who I am. Don't say it's normal and don't say girls won't think you're short. Because you're short at that height. You just have to not care about it. Or at least not project that you care about it

>>11706314
Its not short. You just have a mental problem defeating yourself. I pity you.

>>11706255

I heard there's this place called Reddit, where everyone thinks the same thing. You should check it out.

>>11702336

t. someone who has never been to italia

>>11706324
>implying reddit isn't full of ultra liberal white knight feminists

Kek, that rant there is a pure homegrown 4chan original. It's also accurate

>>11706314
This. It absolutely is short, the key is realizing this and not caring.

>>11701779
OP here

So what's the consensus? It is cringeworthy but it's also somewhat cool and fashionable and Alex Turner is a manlet tool?

>>11706329
it's short compared to people who are taller. that's it.

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>>11705026

>>11705026
Im italian. I dont get your joke though. I guess dago or wop is a racial term against italians. Im 26 and never heard it. Only one i know is ginny and never was called that. Most people i meet respect that im italian and girls love italian guys. Im also blessed with natural italian male beuty , superior hair, alpha male attitude, and innate italian charm. Its great. Girls are attractive to me for my dark italian features while also being 100% white. And men respect me and fear me if they get on my bad side.

>>11706075
Prince of manlets at most 5"10 hand of the manlet 5"11 king of manlets

>>11706454
yeah everything below 6' is a manlet,i agree on that 100%

i just sort of figuring I would crown the most manlet aka the "man" with the least height the king of manlets

>>11706393
>natural italian male beuty

says everything you need to know about fucking wops

>>11706488
i'm 5'11 (5'10.5) and i am more of a man than 99.99% of people which almost definitely means all of you. have met people below average height whom i would consider a much greater man than i.

>>11706022

doesnt matter that u are small when u are a star and sing like that

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>>11706509
>... and then the fucking dwarf said: "i am more of a man than 99.99% of people"

>>11706509
Man, fuck you. Be proud to be part of the dwarven master race. We gots alphas left and right.

/r9k/ generally agrees 5'7 to be manlet cutoff point. If you're 5'7 or below you are shorter than 80% of men and taller than 90% of women. This is obviously only for the US. Europeans are taller and nowhere else matters because everywhere else is either Manletdom(asia) or shitskin.(africa, SA)

In other words, 5'7 is manlet king. This is a manlet.

Doesn't matter if you're a manlet, though, there have been plenty of great manlets.

>>11706574
>shorter than 80% of men

Way to pull that out your ass

>>11706500
That they are beautiful? I agree. My ex bf was Italian and never met a guy that was as good looking as him.

>>11706393
>dark Italian features while also being 100% white
Learn you history Muhammad.

>>11706626
You do realize Italians are white, right? You made yourself look like a retard with that statement.

>>11706454
I will never not laugh at king of manlet jokes

Being 5'11 I've never been insecure about my height but somehow /fit/ and /fa/ managed to make that happen

Especially when male average in the US/Canada is just below 5'10

I think you'd have to be Dutch (where male avg. is 6'2 or something) to unironically call someone 5'11 king of manlet

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>>11706058
>He is probably 5'6 which isn't short
>it's normal height

im fucking dying

>>11706667
its a meme. nobody gives a fuck except insecure faggots or people that are WAY below normal

>>11706393
I think its more of an American thing. Its the joke I learned from my grandfather who grew up in a Slovak next to an Italian neighborhood across the tracks. His father, and a lot of the other immigrants from fromer Austro-hunagary, fought against the Italians in WW1 so the honkies and dagos would get in rows all the time apparently.

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>>11705370
>nike monarchs

>>11706022
I just looked it up and he's an inch taller than her. He's 5'10".

>>11706509
>>11706488
These are both really convincing, but only one has dubs.

>>11702336
>>11704927

>gotta be Italian to be a greaser

Where did this meme come from? Italians were only a small part of one subculture of this kind. There were greasers and similar groups that weren't Italian at all. I guess the fucking Rockers of England were all Italian?

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Greasers can be /fa/ af