my dad says I look like a nu-male. what can I do to change that.

>my dad
Nigga how old are you LMAO

>>11691239
is this you or your dad?

>>11691245
lmao I'm 26. I just went to visit him.

>>11691253
damn, i'm 26 and i don't look this old.
shave the beard, get different glasses, stop defending women.

>>11691258
wtf I hate women

>>11691239
Drop the glasses

lift weights

buy a couple guns

>>11691269
but I need them to see. what glasses aren't nu-male.

You have full dark hair. You have no fucking reason to ever complain about anything PERIOD

>>11691286
Contacts, unless you look like you lift in which case glasses are allowed

>>11691286

Just shave, fuccboi

>>11691290
This is only true of those shitty hipster Clark Kent glasses, more traditional glasses are fine for people with thinner silhouettes.

Conversely those thick frames really only work for people with chronic babyface in my experience

How on earth does your dad know the term "nu-male"?

>>11691239
Get rid of those glasses. Get something more sleek and not bold.

>>11691305
his coworkers son called his dad a nu-male and this coworker told my dad and my dad thought it was hilarious and he Googled it. then I told my dad only 4chan people really say that. then I showed him 4chan and he thought it was funny and "neat". so he's probably here right now somewhere.

You are very attractive :3c

>>11691318

You sound like a 5yo stuck in the body of an adult male.

>>11691326
well I'm 26 and still on 4chan. so that's about right.

>>11691334

Im 32, who cares. This isnt Cartoon Network. You cant really grow out of 4chan.

>Grow out of the last space for truly free speech online without repercussions

Yeah tough luck nigz.

Nobody on 4Chan knows you are actually the ghost of Harambe shitposting from the Zoo offices.

>>11691366
I don't know wtf your trying to say but it made me laugh.

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Step 1. Be alpha
Step 2. Don't be beta

follow these 2 steps and you won't be a nu-male

Also don't make dumb faces like that in photos, that's about half the battle.

pic related

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>>11691389
Don't know why I posted the small pic

>>11691395
why are they all pulling stupid faces

>>11691400
nu-males. It's also the 'I'm so funny with this hilarious hat that shows how funny I am lmao what are you gonna do?' face.

>>11691400
They're insecure about their face.
Uggos often do this.

>>11691239
gavin mcinnescore, op?

>>11691304
If you want to look like a huge pussy I guess

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do i look like a nu-male?

>>11691395
so your saying I should get one of those make america great hats? can someone send one up north for me?

so much for being the master race, buddy aged like mayo shaking my head
get into guns and drive a big pick up like the rest of them

>>11691413
my God yes.

>>11691413
No, just kind of short and unopinionated

>>11691395
Sickening

>>11691266
>I'm 26
>wtf I hate women
Jesus grow the fuck up man, you sound like a fifteen year old

>>11691415
that's what happens to white people. age rapes them. then all they are left with is money, superiority, respect, brains, power.

>>11691415
Can somebody translate this ugga bugga gibberish to English please?

>>11691425
lol I'm joking. I just say that to my gf for kicks.

OP you look fine. Keep the beard. Just get rid of those glasses and get better ones that aren't so huge.

>>11691426
We don't know what lotion is because we don't get as obviously ashy.

>>11691434
any good examples. I was thinking of getting persol frames.

>>11691425
Succ

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>tfw 26 and my coworkers think that I just get out of high school

>>11691239
you look like a dad, bro

>>11691239
honestly its just those shitty fucking glasses

>>11691501
fucking lense crafters

You look fine, just trim the beard.

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>>11691443
What. Nigga no, get a wire frame. Preferably one that only has half the lense secured. Numales like thick frames on their glasses.

>>11691239
Tell him to get the fuck off 4chan, he talks like a teenager

>>11691304
>hipster
Buddy those glasses are normie as fuck, what you call "traditional" (wireframe) are only worn by fashion conscious people, and shut-ins from flyover places who haven't been to lenscrafters in 15 years

>>11691501
It's the glasses + beard. If he had one or the other, I don't think he would fit the "stereotype."

>>11691239

Yep, your dad called you a faggot. Good on him for taking no shit from faggots, even if his own son is one.

I thought OP's pic was fucking tai lopez

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>>11691239
Shave the Beard
Keep the Moustache
get bigger glasses

>daily reminder that the term "nu-male" was created by neckbeards during the gamergate who were jealous of normies with a gf who didn't get upset over video games.

>>11692874
the fuck I heard that shit 2008

fems made it up to describe guys who were sensitive to female issues

>>11691425
Why so mad?

>>11691425
he was just memeing, anon

>>11691413
what the fuck is up with the left corner of your mouth

>>11691552
>wire frame
/fa/ makes an attractive dude into a registered sex offender, more at 11

>>11691239

You're really hot. Don't change anything except maybe your frames. You look like a younger more attractive Gavin Mcinnes.

>>11691239

shave the beard, keep the mustache, get contacts, grow hair out and slick it the fuck back

Lose the beard you fucking faggot

>>11693148
>>11693130
>>11692784

Don't listen to these faggots. Keep the beard it looks really nice and full.

>>11691395
The guy in the middle row to the far left looks like those E.T.-clone fuckers from Doctor Who with giant bug eyes.

>>11693156
>t. nu-male

>>11693161

Bearded men are sexy as fuck. You probably look like a queer.

>>11693167
>Bearded men are sexy as fuck

Not when they're grouped with those hipster glasses and hairstyle.

Glasses are better than contacts, so keep those, and they don't even look that bad. The hairstyle suits him well.

The worst thing is the beard. So it's only logical that he gets rid of it.

>>11693171

>Anon is pretending "nu-male" isn't just code for any ugly/beta looking guy who happens to have a beard and glasses

Fuck off. OP is hot. Nobody in real life is ever going to group him together with """""""""nu-males"""""""""

Also contacts are for pussies.

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>>11691425

>not knowing the "wtf i hate x now" meme

>>11691239
26 huh? Well for your sake I hope you're just terrible at lying about your age. You look almost mid 30s.

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>>11691239

I actually like your look OP, you have a masculine enough face to pull of those frames without reminding me of the kind of guys I run into on campus all day. That being said, it's a little hard to tell when you're making such a silly face.

Do you lift? Your dad probably wouldn't be saying this shit to you if you benched more than him... a goal which all males should strive to accomplish before they're 30. Then, when he tells you, you can just remind him that you can bench more than him, and you could fuck his wife and turn him into a worthless cuck with the snap of your fingers.

You also kinda look like pic related.

>>11693274
Oh shit, OP does kind of look like Freeman.

get buzzcut then call me cuz u look like a hot daddy

26 going on 46 alcoholic dad that beat his kids and wife face ass shaking my head

>my dad
Bet he got divorced or someshit and was lured to MRA shit. lel great dad op.

>>11691239
Replace the dad

>>11691425
Found the woman

>>11693186
His father did.

>>11691239
id fucc

>>11691425
wtf I hate women too

>>11691239
>classic nu-male selfie face scrunch
it's probably more your personality than anything else

>>11691425
wtf i hate "wtf i hate x now" now

>>11691239
your dad knows modern terms like nu-male?

IMO nu-male has more to do with behavior than appearance.

just laugh it of and don't pay it any attention.

Nu male isn't a real thing. Ignore your shitty dad.

>>11693057
got punched

>>11691239
you look like walter white

No hate but you look kinda old for 26 moisturize mah nigga

>>11694090
Why do people do this? Are they trying to be "quirky?"

Anyway, I think it's a perfect storm of the face-scrunch, the beard, and the glasses. Remove 2 of those three and you'd be fine.

>>11691413
Nice face shape get a buzz cut your hair makes you nu make

>>11691239
stop wearing glasses

>>11691459
own it dude. go full twink mode

Your probably skinny fat and carry yourself without any sense of confidence.

>>11691239
Shave the beard or grow it out more.
Get new glasses.
Don't slick your hair back.
Iron your fucking shirt.

>>11691239
Buy some glasses you think a manly manly motherfucker would wear.
Those glasses are childish and academic.

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>>11697260
sorry that's an old picture. I changed some shit up a bit.

>tfw i know you
you are a nu-male so it suits you lmao

>>11697297
paul?

there are so many guys with glasses beard and slicked back hair its just so meh
you could be replaced with literally anyone else and it wouldnt matter

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>>11691239
Don't make stupid faces for photos. Shave your face. Don't put product in your hair; just comb it while wet. Then you'll look like a normal guy.

As for clothing, wear normal shoes, not outrageously long leather ones. Only solid color button down shirts; no small polka dots or any of that shit (maybe stripes are ok). Wear normal fitting slacks; not tight ones.

Opposite of this, pretty much.

>>11697353
lmao thanks

>>11697310
Yes these are the common denominators: facial hair, glasses, and spending more time on your hair than you should or having a meme cut.

Of course, some people need glasses, so just get very standard, non-attention grabbing ones.

>>11691239
holy fuck. if i was as old as you posting on 4chan stil i would KILL myself
jesus christ

>>11697368
well then back to stickdeath and newgrounds I go.

>>11697353
What's wrong with hair product? I style my hair pretty much same as OP.

>>11697397
it's for fags and nu males

>>11697288
that looks better

>>11691459
I'm 21 and people still think I'm in high school (while taking a taxi, bus, stranger on the street).

>>11697619
>>11691459
22 here but look 16, I know your pain

>carded every time I buy alcohol
>one time a qt waitress actually double checked my ID.

>>11697361
>Of course, some people need glasses, so just get very standard, non-attention grabbing ones.
You're on a fashion board, and you're telling people this?

>>11697288

A literal proto nu-male.

I would beat your ass untill your fucking hair would fall out on its own. Fucking turbocuck.

>>11697368
fuck off kid. the average age here is 25+

>>11691239
You look like Walter White actually

>>11698033
>that kid who gets bullied and comes to 4chan to act tough

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>>11698094
>the average age here is 25+
>25+
fucking newfag

>>11691239
he's right

how does your dad know about the nu male thing? does he browse 4chan?

>>11698534
>>11698534
do you think his dad actually called him a nu-male? he just fucking made that up so he could make a funny thread about himself.

>>11691239
You look fine tho

Grow at least the top out a bit more

>>11691239

Tell your father that he needs to stop browsing /pol/.

>>11691425
What's not to hate about women?