How do you hide your penis.

Briefs

I don't.
I have nothing to hide from my family members, and if someone stares I'm certainly not the one who's being inappropriate.

>tfw grower not a shower
Feels good

>>11689471
This

Boxer briefs help a lot. I wear them when doing sports and it hides my benis pretty well either flaccid or erect

I really don't have that problem because I usually have a cucumber in the way.

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>>11689469
just cut it off. Being on 4chan is a dead giveaway that you're going to use it anyway

>>11689556
>Reply to Thread No.11689469
never*
fuck me.

>>11689486
Grower master race checking in

do you guys put it sideways? wtf? I always put it straight down. feels more comfortable

mine is too small to be seeen

>>11689794
This, and:
>>11689807

>>11689794
Enjoy ur deformed hunched dick

>>11689807
i hope you aint kidding.

i can't be the only one

>>11689815
Not him but mine bends slightly upward when erect, so if I point it straight down in my pants it makes it straighten out a bit, actually

>>11689469
ducktape it to your taint

not joking

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/penis/ general

>>11689867
no pls don't do this

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Why hide it? People want to see it.

I catch more guys admiring my dick than I do women

>>11689867
This info graphic isn't really useful because the words "big" and "small" aren't clearly defined.

e.g.
>woman A prefers big penises, but considers 4 inches to be big and has never had a penis over 6 inches.
>woman B thinks small penises are fine, but considers 8 inches to be small, and has never had a penis under 6 inches.

etc.

>>11689827
Apparently the best kind of dick to have is pointing upwards it hits the upper wall of the vagina better.

>>11689904
That certainly looks better than OP's pic though

>>11689972
only if it's not small

>>11689867
goddamnit anon, you made me sad

>>11690065
how small are you, handsome ?

>>11689867
i'm 6.5 inches, do you guys think i'm a dicklet?
no girl every complained to me and they seemed to enjoy it, was it all a ruse?

>>11690092
>>11690092
no average is 5.1"

Wear underwear you disgusting numale

>>11689827
Your ruining ur cock m8
Upwards pointing is master race
Upwards pointing makes up for a small dick since you can hit the g spot

>>11690122
no it slows down growth

S/o to all my Mandingo dudes out there, stay hard

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>>11689469
>higher rise pants
>no skinny jeans
>boxers that actually are your size
>thicker fabric
>pants without stretch materials

>>11689469

wear good denim. my petite standards control my dick nicely

>>11690092

nah dude, I'm the same 6.5 and I've never had complaints and have always had a lot of sex with each partner. I've even had girls call it "big" although general consensus was that it was "perfect" which basically sounded like it wasn't particularly big but a lot better than a tiny dick

>>11689972
wait, best kind of dick? I thought it was supposed to point upwards when erect, naturally?

>>11689972
>tfw my dick points upwards

Feels good man

>>11689815
ok lets see have a comfortable dick in my pants all the times and get a hunched dick or have its uncomfortable for the rare chance of me having sex which might be more enjoyable for the girl. yeah ill choose the first

>>11690226
mine always pointed down maybe cause
>>11689794

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>>11689469
wear boxer briefs or briefs instead of boxers you fucking manchild

>>11689904
You look unconfortable in those pants

>>11689469
Also if you wear darker colours it's less noticeable

>>11689469
why would you want to hide your dick, anon? you know grills like that sort of thing, right?

>>11689867
I agree. Guys judge women by their bodies all the time, why can't women do the exact same?

>>11689469
Wear pants that fit properly. If it still shows, you have no reason to hide it.

>>11689867
>81% prefers an average looking man with large penis over a hot looking man with a small penis
is this bait? equal would be ugly looking man with big penis

>tfw average dick
>points forward
I want to get off this ride

>>11690378
>you know grills like that sort of thing

Well..

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Have you considered tucking?

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get some snug briefs

>>11689486
Is grower master race a thing?

>>11689486
grower checking in.

>>11690796
Why is grower even a master race.
Imagine this:
>Grower and a Shower have same size when erect.
>One has considerably tiny penis when flaccid
>Someone else sees it, it's awkward, humiliating and will probably be made fun of.

then growers come here and call themselves the master race.
wat

>>11689807
This

>>11690396
Who said they couldn't?

>>11689794
is it small enough to do that? lmao...

>>11691114
flaccid penis is not supposed to be seen

>>11690796
>Is grower master race a thing?
No. A guy having a small penis is unattractive even if he isn't hard. obviously how big it is matters most when it's hard but it's a turn off when you're with a guy and he just has a baby dick again as soon as you finish. And girls like to see some dick through your pants honestly so just let it show. seriously just google dickprint.

>>11689867
any source on this? or is it just an info that some troll made up?

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>>11691197
Right

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>>11691205

>>11689469
Wear a kilt

https://youtu.be/CKf1IdlDErc?t=57

>>11691427
That motherfucker is the reason why I found out about growers and showers

>>11691185
do you walk on with a hard on all the time?

>>11691114
You're damn right I'd be embarrassed, mostly for the girl because the dumb cunt doesn't understand basic biology.

>>11689469
in my mouth

>>11691792
This.
The grower master race guys here probably have never had sex and think that girls won't see your tiny flaccid penis before sex.

>>11689471
/threads

>>11691455
I can read all of those names just fine

how insecure are people on /fa/?

>show them this thread
>show them WAYWT

>>11689486
grower bois

You don't. Why are you all so fucking GAY

>>11690626
Do you wear your dick up in briefs, like in your pic?

>>11689469
drop crotch pants

seriously, its about time western fashion learnt some manners

>>11689486
checking in

>>11691114
>>11691205
Being a grower is objectively more /fa/. Ever seen classical statues with gigantic flaccid dongs? No, because it looks barbaric and distracts from a person's overall aesthetic. But having a tiny penis is also not great in any way, so the obvious compromise is to be a grower. Besides, girls like to watch it double in size. It makes them feel like they're doing something right.

>>11689469
>get tampon
>put in ass
>tie your dick down

>>11689469
small penis master race

>>11692492
classical statues are gay, big flaccid dicks are the most effay thing in the world. i wish mine was even bigger, wouldnt mind having the same size soft as hard

>>11692625
>classical statues are gay
>lurks /fa/
kek

I wear three pairs of pants.

>>11691455
Thank you anon for trying to not kill everyone's self esteem. Godspeed to you! <3

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>>11689486

>tfw you can never swim at pool parties
>tfw you can never wear sweatpants
>tfw you can never wear basketball shorts
>tfw you can never show off your flaccid dick

feels bad

>>11689486
check iiiin

>>11691814
Okay, yes, but then it gets hard, right?

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>>11692376
affirmative.

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There's literally no need to hide your penis especially if you're a girl

>>11692976
Exactly.

Also any woman over the age of 17 should've been through a rudimentary biology or health ed class, and it should be covered.

So if she laughs at a flaccid dick she's legitly retarded and you should not fuck.

>>11689469
I don't. I'm kind of an

>>11693071
sauce

>>11693071
>penis
>girl

lol at people recommending boxer briefs... there is a reason why balls hang away from the body retards

>>11693118
>implying most young women's perceptions of sex haven't already been ruined by porn either

>>11693288
mine don't

>>11689469
ever heard of dressing for the body you have and not the body you want?

wear lose fitting pants with thick fabric. as well as boxers.

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What to do with crooked weiner?

OP here. I bought some boxer briefs and it didn't help at all.

>>11690626
This would probably work for me but also it would feel pretty weird since I've always worn boxers.

>>11694203
Hammer is straight or cut the curved part off

>>11691814
>>11691814
>not getting hard before she put down the pants
go to doctor

>>11691205
how old are you omg no girl in r9k told me that. they told me it doesn't matter so it doesn't matter. only women's opinions matter

>>11694203
Have you heard about those warriors from Hammerfell? They've got curved swords! Curved. Swords.

>7" hard
>~2" soft
Oh anons, is there are better feeling in this world?

>>11693229
>having a closed mind
baka straightey

>>11694666
>it would feel pretty weird since I've always worn boxers

I used to think the same,
but I really need the support,
so I just wore them every day around the house.
Now I prefer briefs.

>>11694739
>2" soft
>5'' hard
>skinny dick too

meh, could be worse

>>11689469
Nice cords op

>>11694739
>5" soft
>6" hard

Is there any worse feeling

Tuck straight down, under the balls.

>>11694845
It's okay, anon
Maybe you can use it to your advantage
A girl/friend of mine once told me girls like a little bulge

>grower, so small dick when flaccid
>still clearly shows through pants

how have I managed to literally get the worst of both worlds?

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>Just over 5" benis
>above 6ft and above average face
>Going to college for premed

I guess that's how the cookie crumbles senpai, we can't all be perfect

>2'' soft
>almost 7'' when hard
>balls are big
>having always bulge when wearing basketball shorts
>semi meh

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>>11689867
>tfw your vagina is only 4 inches deep, maybe a little extra under the cervix

I've stopped having sex a year ago. Having your cervix drilled just isn't fun.

>tfw you're low bf% but still have a puffy vulva

No tight crotched pants for me

Maybe I'll just go gay

>>11691227
It was an online poll.

Keep in mind that online polls are the most easily manipulate-able thing.


e.g. Using a private browsing window and a VPN to get a 2nd and 3rd vote.

Insert a bunch of 4chan fags going "hurr I liek byg dix and am totes a grill" and you're got skewed data,.

>>11695521

Jokes on you, a lot of us love puffy vulvas.

>>11689867
this is such a shit infographic. i.e. for the "have you ever refused sex" question there doesn't appear to have been an option for "I've never been in this situation"

>>11695715
>puffy vulvas
Fat cunt is the proper term.
Stop talking like a faggot.

>>11695521
>>11695715
this, I actually enjoy them puffier desu

>>11694739
>3" soft
>8" hard
The best is watching their reaction

>>11695155
>>balls are big
>>having always bulge when wearing basketball shorts
I feel you. I have bulge wearing even anything.

I do get girls stealing looks at my bulge now and then. Not sure how I should feel about it.

>>11695783
Agreed. I've had one go from being a bit giggly to a "OH SHIT"

>>11689469
put it into vagina

>>11689471
This Tbh

>>11693071
Are thongs /fa/shionable?

>>11689486
grower checking innnnnnnnn

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this is the only way

>>11689794
doesnt fit

>>11696699
do you have a hard on all the time or is your soft dick big too?

>>11689486
>tfw 3 or 4 inch erect and 8 inch flaccid
feels pretty fuckin good
>tfw girls love watching it grow for them
eeeeeeeee!

>>11695521
>>11695715
do you fucks mean puffy labia?
puffy vulva = roastie I would think

>>11697268
>3 or 4 inch erect
rip

>>11696570
would give bro-job

no homo

>>11697308
whoops mixed the flaccid and erect there

>>11689486
>tfw grower but can still kinda see my dick through my pants

>>11689486
grower boissss!!

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>>11689867
2 exes with 9" dicks, both of whom could barely fuck me because plsstoprammingmycervix
my favorite dick has more girth than length. while I cant exactly orgasm from just getting drilled outright, if the dick is big enough I get some clitoral stimulation just from being stretched wide enough
I've told my ex before his dick would be great if it werent as long.. he got mad at me about it

>>11689486
at what point does it become a grower? what should the difference between flaccid and boner be?

>>11689794
I put it straight up, kinda under my briefs' rubber band so that random boners don't show much

>>11689972
doesn't the dick get bent inside the puss anyway?
also, having a dick that points upwards is a nightmare during doggystyle if the girl is short

>>11689867
>tfw just above 6 inches but in a steady af relationship so I don't have to worry about this
feels good mane, I imagine I'd be pretty down

>>11693071
holy shit roasty alert

>>11696570
Reminds me of Justin Trudeau's quarter chub during that titty shot

>>11689486
CHeckiiingg ininnnnn

>>11697385
Never mix the flaccid and erect m8

Erect master race reporting in

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>>11697268
Kek does ice cold water make you horny?

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>>11695715
This, the puffier the better

>>11697268
your dick buffer overflows?

>>11689469
AHAHAHAHAGAGAHAGAHAGAGAGA

>>11689469
Try not wearing women's jeans. Men's jeans have extra room in the crotch for a reason

>>11697913
But women's look so much better...

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>>11697853
sauce!?

You grower vs shower anons are getting it all wrong. Girls don't care about how much your dick grows as long as it's a good size when it's hard and as >>11697656 said, girth>length every time. If your dick is 7"+ it is going to hurt most girls, honestly 6" is enough if you've got that girth. Best dick I ever had was just over 6 in length but like 6 and a half in girth (which is huge). The feeling of being stretched and completely filled is so much better than getting punched in the cervix repeatedly by a dick with average girth.

>>11696793
im a grower but my dick isnt always at its smallest
sometime if its warm it gets a lil bigger sometime you get a chub out of the blue
i guess when it's smaller like if its cold it probably goes more in the middle but usually it stays to the left

>>11689486
Check

>>11689867
this is a bullshit infograghic with 0 credible sources
so dont get your panties in a bunch

Pls stop bumping up this thread it hurts me inside knowing that i'm too smarru that i'm not 100% man.

>>11690396
Yeah but look at model girls, they're the epitome of the sexy women. Men do that only for fun, for us, it's always face that matters. But for girls, when they talk about that, it's a big deal for them.

>>11697656
No sister you get clitoral stimulation from pubic area pounding. Which can be achievef when putting the whole dick in, balls deep.

>>11697979
>don't have to be big
>6 is enough
6 is big.

>>11689469
by having a pathetic little twink dick

>>11694695
Never had sex while a bit drunk? Or had sex not because you were horny but because why the fuck not?

>>11698259
>twink
being a twink is a choice. Life isn't fair (small dick big dick, white nonwhite, tall short, etc etc) so we make choices to make it fair.

>>11689904
Did the bottom half of you just escape from prison?

>>11698272
No because not everyone is born fortunate enough to have good social life/lifestyle.

Also never get drunk because getting drunk is a social thing, it's something that you do when you have friends

>>11689904
do all big dicks have bad fashion sense?

>>11698293
People with big dicks don't have anything to compensate for.

>>11698254
I never said you don't have to be big. To be fair though, yeah, I should have said 6 is plenty. 5 might be enough but I've never been with someone around that size that had larger than average girth.

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>6´3
>muscular
>above average face
>a fucking 6" erected dick
fuck my life, feels like i will dissapoint every girl

>>11697278
You've got the two mixed up

>>11698407
>average girth is not enough
There's a reason why it's called average. It's because it's supposed to naturally work with almost all kinds of vagina. Big is roller coaster, average is train, small is child's ride.

>>11698418
6 is big pls don't troll in dick thread

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>tfw 9 inches
>tfw will never use it

>>11698233
Just get with the chick with the 4 inch baginer

>>11698424
You can only get away with a 6 inch dick if you're a manlet

>>11698448
I'd still feel like shit about myself

>>11698450
No. Don't compare with height but with the average length needed for the bagina.

>>11698421
Thanks for quoting something I didn't say again. Average is fine, I was talking about what feels really good.

>>11698421
What people don't get is that there are different sizes of vag as well. Tall girls can have short vaginas, short girls can have a vag that week only be satisfied with horse cock. There are narrow a wide vaginas. There are as many different types of vagina as there are dongs.

Just gotta find the right fit.

>>11698460
Huh still not fair

I hope the jews' attempt to create one single gray race will succeed. Only them can fix unfairness in this world.

>>11698460
>fine
The theory was right. The 20% of men are supposed to be the "side guys" because women can't just carry on with just 'fine' forever.
>why should i be with the fine guys when i CAN be with the 'feels so good' guys ?
'Fine' is like the new 'no'

>>11689475
this

>>11698418
measured it, turns out that i have a 6,7" dick
>still feels like shit

>>11698626
>>11698626
be thankful that you don't fall into the useless/god's experiment tier (4.5")

>>11698631
>god´s experiment tier
fucking kek

>>11696570
this is most alpha pic i´ve seen in my life

but i dont

dick size = women's assets size. it really doesnt actually matter per say, however - women do love to rip on guys that have small dicks. they will never forget it and will bring it up years later again and again about how awful it is. I never hear guys talk like that about women with small tits or ass... so i find that interesting. I'm very thankful for what I have, and the bonus to having a bigger dick, the second a girl sees or feels it through your pants, they want sex like yesterday, even the most conservative and withdrawn of them. I don't know quite what it is but women are extreeeemely fixated on big dicks. it's understandable that men would be self conscious about it. it's a non-problem - but nontheless, an occurring phenomenon

>>11698697
>but women are extreeeemely fixated on big dicks
> it's understandable that men would be self conscious about it

>it's a non-problem
it's a problem, a huge one. it's a big deal. not for you though.

also there's no general accepted consensus among women as to what to go for to find the big dick, they literally try to calculate what body types are the most likely - and stick to it. i've found the most naiive girls tend to just jump on the black dick wagon - but that's just a porn trope. which if you're online you're gonna see porn tropes everywhere. (no offense to black guys- plenty of them seem to be happy with what they have but a lot of them lament at their small size too so..) i've found more experienced girls agree that it's the tall skinny guys that have the bigger dicks. tall skinny rockstar looking dudes. muscleguys are a niche to a lot of women too, but surprisingly not as commonly desired as you'd think. -- in the end, whatever we men find ourselves identifying as, women are always going to have their preferences and it's bizarre how they've tried to work out like a science what 'types' men are better, all in the search for the D. and for all the guys all stuck on the alpha/ beta mentality, that shit doesn't matter trust me lol

>>11698697
>>11698744
girls flock to me and i have 4,5 inch pecker, im kinda sad that you are spending all this time to spew such bs ma boi

>>11698712
well i mean, it *shouldn't* be a problem! but okay, but have a big dick, there's still new problems - then you're tackling emotional/ mental things, like women trying to play you! and take my word for it -- women are very very very good players. the dumbest woman out there is still a savant at human interaction

>>11698751
what, you want a participation medal? you have sex, congrats *claps*

>>11698755
the funny thing is that i dont kek, im too insecure about myself

>>11698753
>>11698753
i don't care about women, if i had a big dick it would be for myself. i just feel bad about myself even though my ex was so happy about my dick. i tend to rate superiority based on shallow stuffs and i find myself very very inferior

>>11698760
>girls flock to me and i have 4,5 inch pecker
>the funny thing is that i dont
i'm a bit lost here

>>11698760
Why though? enjoy life -- no sense in living w/ stress like that. you have very lil time here on this planet earth. emotional connection will only make it better

>>11698768
he prolly has a good looking face -- girls dig a good looking face

>>11698768
they really like me and want to be in my presence, i make them laugh and they have a good time with me, but im really insecure so i wont end up in bed with em
>>11698771
i wish it was that easy

>>11698773
yea ive been told that im handsome, even though im a skinnyfat dyel. but im really self aware and insecure so....

>>11698775
break the conventions! i'd rather all my observations be proved wrong and you find yourself women that don't give a feck about your insecurity because you please them - learn their soft spots and utilize that!

>>11692533
underrated post

>>11698775
>they really like me and want to be in my presence, i make them laugh and they have a good time with me, but im really insecure so i wont end up in bed with em
oh. then that's not counted. if you've made it (sexually) with women then i'll listen to you.

>>11695117
WHO DID THIS

>>11698812
yes ive had sex a lot of times with my ex gf now im depressed as shit

>>11698822
how did she react to it ? did she say anything about your dick ?

>>11698828
she liked it. but she also had a really small and tight pussy i could make her wet and literally begging me for dicking but when i was in i couldnt get through, i had to use force and it hurt her a little. well you can say im a little biased then

>>11698837
oh and i should also add that i couldnt cum from anything she did to me, so after every sex she was crying.... our sex was always at least 2 hours sometimes more. it depended on my stamina mostly. The only one in this relationship who got to orgasm was her but mostly through oral and me tingling her clit

>come to /fa/
>legitimately concerned about visible dong outline in my slacks
>thread filled with filth and humble brags

thanks anon.

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>>11698862
>asking /fa/ for advice

I'm just waiting for this thread to die

>>11698862
>legitimately concerned about visible dong outline in my slacks
>concerned
....
>concerned

i'm concerned that my dong line is nonexistent. like fuck fashion i want to feel like a man

>>11692935
Just fluff it stupid

>>11698885
i've had a few people point out that they can see it and i don't want people to think it's intentional or that I can do anything about it.
it's just there and i don't want to appear perverse, i just want to wear current fashion.

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>>11694845
>tfw she asks "now that it's hard when does it grow bigger?"

>>11698939
how would having a dick make you appear perverse lol. flexing it in basketball shorts in public is one thing, but if you got a noticeable dick, then well, you just do.

>>11689867
this infograph hurts my fucking eyes

>watching porn with my gf
>webm of danny d splattering some girls face with his giant dick comes up
>i turn to her and her mouth is open in awe, doesn't say anything, we keep browsing
>2 weeks later im on her computer and while im searching for something find out she's been looking at tons of danny d videos in her search history
>mfw i've been cucked by danny dong

>>11695117
I really like this image

>>11689486
I used to be a grower, now it's big flaccid too, I don't mind, I actually kinda like it when taking pictures of it

Maybe it's an age thing, I'm 25 now

>>11695117
>we can't all be perfect
but why can't we all be equally imperfect ?

>>11699245
You shouldn't watch porn with your gf

>>11689486
3 to 6.3 inches here.
You have to see it to believe it

>>11699245
Time to find a new gf

>>11699011
i guess i was just looking for outside perspective on the subject. thank you for your insights. i guess the general take away from this thread (im not OP) is that it's nothing to worry about if the fit is fine.

>>11698845
how the fuck could you not cum
had you bean death gripping yo dick since you were 7?

>>11699406
after 3 years generally you need to throw things into the mix to spice it up but I am regretting it now
>>11699415
will you be my gf

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>>11699301
What wizardry is this?!

You don't

stick it up my chest and usually wear compression shorts but my shirts go past my wait line anyway so it isnt a problem

>>11697853
>implying it's girls.
Anyways, I'm saving it.

>>11699413
c-c-may I see it??

>>11689469
Don't try to make it look nonexistent. Having a big dick means you're already winning life. What we're struggling for, will come off as easy to you so embrace your crown, girl

I'm not gonna let this thread die

I have a micro peen so I don't have that "problem"

>>11701302
Your problem is more serious tho

>>11698272
this

>>11698272
Never.

So is my life a bad life ?

Bump again

We will talk about this again until all the women appear.

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>>11690626

>>11701733
kek

>>11701712
i'll help you fa m

>>11701851
t-thanks

>>11690092
>>11690196
I'm 6.5 as well but virgin, I think my dick looks good though. Once I stop being a beta faggot I feel confident enough that I can do good things with it.

>>11701888
>he was a beta but not because of his dick. his dick was big
what more do you need in this world

>>11701712
4 DAYS!!!

EMBRACE THE DICK! Never hide it unless you have a boner at your girlfriends parents house.

>>11699413
Mine goes from 2 to ~6.5, got my japanese *and* italian sides showing :^)

>>11698434
just find a nice boipucci, no cervix to worry abt :^)

>>11689469
Stop wearing skinny jeans

it has never been a problem for me in my entire life.

t. anon with a huge dick

>>11696570
W O U L D

I really want this thread to keep going.

>>11697853
source on this? asking for a friend

>>11693201
seconding

>>11697961
>>11700601
>>11704703

Look up "warmfreshpaint". That's their Chaturbate screen-name. There's a lot of videos of them floating around.

>>11704203
you really like dicks huh

>>11689486
>tfw 5.5 flaccid 7 erect

>>11689469
why your pants so fuckin high my nigga

>>11689486
This.

Feels good, especially when i cum :3

anyone else got a curved dick?

Stop wearing skinny jeans that give you a man-cameltoe

>>11697268
So your dick shrinks when you get hard?

>>11689486
me too

>>11697853
They're both traps

Don't know why OP felt like showing off his tiny pecker

>>11705516
yeah. curves to the left and I'm not sure how to feel about it

>>11689486
>5 inches flaccid
>7 inches hard

tight jean boys ww@

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>>11689469
I've only just started wearing proper fitting trousers and was insecure about my dickprint at first. Now I catch people looking (even dudes) and I just laugh, because if it's weird, it's their problem not mine.

Even when I wear large sweatpants I have a mound or protrusion that people catch glimpses of. Fuck it, I'm a man with a decent flaccid - I'm not gonna wear XXL trousers incase other people find it strange.

Tfw rocking a 4-inch pecker but have a gf you manipulated and made her emotionally and mentally attached to you, and there's no end in sight for when she'll leave you. A good dick game is good but a mental game is 100x better

>>11706870
>this
My dick aint that small, but Ive completely fucked up my chicks head. She is absolutely addicted to me and its cool.

>>11706920
>>11706870
Tips on how to do this. I haven't been fully successful yet

>>11695795
i had a friend who always looked at my bulge, so once we met and fuck and she was surprise that the bulge came from my underwear

>>11706924
forget it, guys are so small-dicked and ugly that they literally have to make their girlfriends addicted so that they won't run away lmao

>>11694797
these feels, i kno :(

>>11697703

that's a penis dumbass

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>tfw when 5" erect... 2" flaccid
>tfw I'm 6'4" so it looks like a meme
I dress effay to make up for my tiny dick.

>>11693071

who's this penor conqueror?

>>11707040
>tfw when
>tfw when
>tfw when
>tfw when
>tfw when

>>11707040
it's ok we still get to bust a nut.
That feeling is universal

>>11702573
Same here, for a while I was afraid of getting pantsed in public because people would only see a tiny flaccid peen but they don't know it's a sleeping dragon.

What happened to my D pic wtf

>>11707525
worksafe board

Somewhat related, what do you guys do about overly pointy nipples? I hate wearing just a plain shirt sometimes since my nipples are pointy. Like, the rest isn't, but just the tips stick out.

Fuck it was hard writing that.

>>11695117
>Going to college for premed
my eyes rolled into the back of my head

>>11708014
Wear undershirts.

I was insecure about it but now idgaf anymore. Stop worrying and just accept that you can't really do anything about it, it'll make you much more happier.

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>>11706930
>and she was surprise that the bulge came from my underwear
???

>>11708014
Gynecomastia feels

Shit sucks, anyone know how much to have it fixed?

>>11708024
Different anon here
>Never tell anyone I'm premed because so many flakes in the program
>Freshmen telling everyone they meet they're premed while they haven't even passed org.chem. or physics
>Watch as the freshmen bite the dust one by one like a college hunger games
Feels cozy

>>11691427
wtc jacket?

>>11689486
>1 inch soft
>7.5 inches hard
>Tfw switch and into SPH and Facial Abuse

Grower life is best life.

>tfw 4-5 inches flaccid and 8 inches hard

Feels good lads

>>11689469
tape your dicc between ur asscheeks

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>>11689486
Grower and a shower here. Tfw.

>>11708356

I'm not like that. The rest of my chest is fairly flat, I just have overly pointy nipples.

>>11694733
lol

>>11689469
i wear boxer briefs, but still doesn't work very well.
was completely oblivious untill i i realized quite often i caught female coworkers sneaky staring at my crotch.
>tfw i now realize how they must feel when i stare at boobs

>>11690396
When was the last time you heard of a guy dumping his girlfriend (and I mean girlfriend, not a pump n dump) because her knockers were a little too small?
Sure we might have some banter over how much junk in the trunk we like, but we don't take it to the level that roasties do.

tucking :√)

>>11689972
how do i get upwards master race?
>tfw ugly hunched dick

who else here /girth/ ?

My dick is like 6 inches long erect but also has a circumference of close to 6 in

>>11689867
I've had to abort loads of times because mine is 'too big'. And I think that's pretty common. So this graph is buzzfeed tier

>>11698285
being a twink is fun though. I like being qt

>>11709343
same here, just a little bit over 6 in length, 6 in girth
I didn't realise 6 was girthy

howlongismyschlong.com


THIS SITE WILL SHOW YOU EXACTLY WHERE YOU FALL ON THE STATISTICAL AVERAGE IN TERMS OF PENIS LENGTH AND GIRTH, AND WILL ALSO TELL YOU HOW TO MEASURE ACCURATELY.

THANK ME BY POSTING THIS THE NEXT TIME YOU SEE POOR ANONS BEING UNSURE ABOUT THEIR PENIII, SO I DONT HAVE TO NEXT TIME.

>>11689794
it hurts when a boner happens

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why hide your penis at this day and age? But if you want to just point it to your navel, this should be standard by now

>>11692935
>>tfw you can never swim at pool parties

what
unless you have a microdick its fine you autist
ervery1s dick shrinks anyway in cold water
and everythiong else you said lol wat

>>11705253
who doesnt

>>11706936
>>11706936
>X uses his learned and acquired skills to make girls attached to him
>Y only uses what he's born with to make girls stay (of course until she finds a bigger one)
so which one do you think wins ?

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look at his dick and have you seen his gf ?

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>>11706359
>5x5 flaccid
>7x5 hard
>mfw manlet too (5'4")
my dong looks massive compared to my short body

>>11709795
never mind his dick, look at what the fuck he's doing and then look at his gf
this must be true love

>tfw pencil dick

Looks good in photos without size reference tho.

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>people seriously don't wear silicon penis sleeves.

Why?

>>11709795

lol wth is mac doing