Ideal gf

>I wonder where she was heading to

To her boyfriend Jamal's cosy apartment.

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C O M F Y

>>11677031
that

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QT

>>11677031
>>11677056
Too bad you losers will never have one

>>11677065
>>11677250
You maybe, but with your low beta ambitions should have no trouble

Does my dream GF have to have a vagina? Like I'm hopin' for a gal with a feminine penis. I really don't want to get stuck with a baby factory that contains vast amounts of DNA samples from various guys.

A chick with a dick seems perfect, as they're twice the fun, and for some reason MtF seem to be better at being women than natural born women. I mean Kaitlyn Jenner won "Woman of the Year" and Kaitlyn isn't even the most convincing chickadee with a dickadee.

So are chicks with dicks valid in this tournament or no?

>>11677375
You don't have to try and justify your fetish like that. If you're into trannies you're into trannies, just own it.

>>11677388
Never denied it, chicks with dicks are two times the fun. I didn't want to violate the rules of this lil game though.

>>11677375
>baby factory that contains vast amounts of DNA samples from various guys.
what

what would be funny is if you posted a picture of yourself as well and I would tell you guys if your expectations are too high or not

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A hot blonde with a tight bod and knows her place in the kitchen and also dresses sexy infront of friends so they get mad jelly that my girl is so hot. Must also be a virgin before me

>>11677827
>virginity: the post

>>11677827
underage b&

>>11677838
>>11677868
Listen sweeties, i know /fa/ has highest amount of female posters next to soc, but face it guys want pure females. Sorry you are so sour that you gave up the only meaningful thing your are worth to a chad who pumped and dumped you in highschool. You are now un pure trash worth nothing, no self respecting man will ever put a diamond on your finger now that your hymen is disconnected and you are tainted and used goods.

>>11677888
you should have posted some fedora inspo next to your shitty post

>>11677446
>every time a girl fucks a guy, his semen is absorbed into her vaginal wall, where bits of his dna is then integrated into her system, ie. every time a guy cums inside a girl, some of his dna stays inside her forever
you could be raising a bastard child and you'd never know; welcome to reality bro

>>11677827
>also dresses sexy infront of friends so they get mad jelly that my girl is so hot.
until you come home one day to chad fucking your girl up the ass

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normie

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She isn't really known for her fashion sense but it's okay, she'll be the perfect dyke to my femme

>>11678016
why does every lesbian have to wear a tie to prove they are a lesbian? also fat face

>>11677031
W2c pants

>>11677031
so your dream girl dresses like an uninspired high-schooler

I'm a lesbian and I've never once felt compelled. I dont get it.

Mind you, I do dress like a homeless man.

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Sophie Turner
My new waifu

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>>11678638
Casual Sophie

>>11678023
As a lesbian I have never worn a tie myself outside of school (tfw britbong) however Ellen Page rarely dresses up nice and looks happy and herself in a suit and that makes me happy so posted pic:^)

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overdyed of course

>>11678659
post pic! you might be my new waifu :3
(lesbian here)

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>>11677031

>>11677405
God Tier Anime

>>11678660

nr 3 is best one

>>11678747
What anime is that?

>>11678791
Bakemonogatari, Nisemonogatari, etc, etc.
There's a lot of them now.

None of you niggas fly enough to pull any girl.

>>11677258
Fucking nu male detected..Neck yourself

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It's just a thing I have

>>11678668
I'm way too shy! Imagine I'm a qt effay waifu and you'll never have to be disappointed

>>11678831
Best itt so far.

>>11678795
w2c jacket

>>11677888
Hymen is a myth. If she bleeds it's because you don't know what the fuck you're doing.

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Spit in my mouth ariana!

>>11678023
Fat face on skinny body is cute.

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this but freakishly tall like 6'1 or 6'2

i'm 5'10 but tall girls make me feel some type of way

>>11679073
I know you're having a kek but Kashmir Company

http://www.kashmircompany.com/news.html

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>>11677056

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>>11677375
>gal
>penis

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uwu

>>11679102
holy hot damn
>>11679795
isn't she a funny twitter gal?

>>11678704
hahahahhaahahhhahaha hes a weaboo holy shit why does he still post here

>>11679239
desu if I was a bit more ethnic looking and had some confidence I'd totally cop
those kinda nehru jackets need to come back

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>>11680167

wwew lad

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>>11680167
Too T H I C C 4 me

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>>11680167
I like em thick too.

>>11680167
>Photoshop

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>>11680214
Nope.

https://www.instagram.com/s.adgalbri/

>>11680227
>>11680167
Literally gross

>>11679952
Yaya chloelmao.

>>11680227
i'd plough this wench til the night's end

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>>11677375
Linetrap/Bailey Jay is 10/10 waifu material. heshe gives 0 fucks, and is pretty decent looking barring that jewnose.

>>11678647
god I love how British women dress casually.

>>11680167
my dick is 6.5in long and sometimes i get feeling of insecurity when i see a T H I C C af qt. I get paranoid that my dick wont be able to penetrate her because her ass is too big

>>11677065
This aint comfy, way too much things dangling from you and hampering your movement.

OP pic is much comfyer

>>11680227
Thicc and pale, my personal 10/10, thanks for the link, I will cherish it.

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this is my 10/10

i would marry this chick instantly

>>11678704
>patrick bateman is into yellow chicks
please no please no PLEASE

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>>11677065
This
I want a comfy gf with burn out friends who have good herb hookups

>>11677982
Are people here really that autistic?

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>>11680227
>look through her insta
>she says shes 5'2
>erect
whats her snapchat?

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I once knew a girl who dressed super basic, and I would say she was my ideal. Just looked so unpretentious, humble and down-to-earth i found her dress sense very attractive.

If not for that, maybe pic related.

>>11678659
>>11678668
>>11678920
wow after reading these posts i'm so happy this website is predominantly male

>>11680227
>>11680167
i'm all for the T H I C C meme but this is too far into grotesque territory

>>11678747
>pornogatari even decent after bake or ss
shit tier opinion

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>>11677888
This is why I'm simply never honest about the amount of guys I've been with. I was a different person a few years ago (partying, drinking, etc), but I've changed a lot. I don't think its fair when I get judged for things in the past.
I wish I got just tell guys the truth, but from my experience guys get jealous very easily for no good reason at all. It's not like I never shower or whatever, never got pregnant and I'm STD free. It literally make no difference.

I usually tell guys I slept with 4 or 5 guys before and always in a relationship even though it's actually 4 or 5 times that. Not counting BJs and hand stuff like that. I do feel guilty about lying, but I don't really have choice if guys have these impossible standards. If I don't lie I'll never get a good guy, because some stupid stuff I did when I was younger.

>>11680985
You just described my gf. Dresses kind of basic, but well. No tacky shit. Often semi-pale wave.

>tfw she's perfect for me except she's black haired instead of blonde

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>>11681028
>but I've changed a lot. I don't think its fair when I get judged for things in the past.


EVERY
TIME

>>11680859
blacked.

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My art school gf broke up with me and she set a high bar. I am in engineering and all the girls (and guys too) are super vapid. I watched The Martian with some people from my major and the "science the shit out of it" line got a huge laugh. What's worse is that I go to Middle of the Road U in a flyover because I got a tuition waiver there and the whole place is very un/fa/. The point being unshaved armpits aren't hot on their own but a girl who has enough of a perspective to know that they don't necessarily have to shave their armpits is going to make for a much more moving relationship.

Also, this girl's a big time babe.

>>11679093
lol what

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the qt to the right

the one I have right now;)

>>11678638
>>11678647
dead hair and red heads fall apart after 35 js

>>11679145
probably because you let this board convince you that you are a manlet and you want a constant reminder of it... or you like legs ... same

>>11680985
Basic is underrated

>>11681028
I hope this is b8, it makes me so sad that so many women actually think like this these days. This is why I always research backgrounds! Well that and the possibility she might be a fuckin psycho, and lying to your S/O about stuff like that this is a sign you might actually be mentally off da goop

>>11679795
fucking same

>>11677888
>2013, first year of uni
>everyone finds out one of the girls in halls is a virgin during a Never Have I Ever in Fresher's Week
>after that hear comments from guys about how she better sleep with someone quickly because they wouldn't want to date a virgin at this age it's weird and she wouldn't know what she's doing


I mean things might have changed completely in three years who knows, but off the internet and away from 4chan real life males have different opinions and some are little unnerved by it.

>>11678647
her legs would be hot without those huge calves

>>11682518
Keep in mind "dating" in college is more like exclusive friends with benefits, which is different from long-term dating in the real world. The guys were looking for a girl that "knows what she's doing" in bed. This doesn't mean they'd want to enter a long-term relationship or potentially spend the rest of their lives with them, something that's not even remotely on their minds in their college years.

>>11682586
If you think majority opinion is to want someone who has absolutely no prior experience you're deluded.
The only time it would make sense is if both parties are virgins.

I completely agree that there's an upper limit where it becomes undesirable, but if you think most people prefer a virgin I'm assuming you've never dated one. (And if you have and didn't find it an issue she was probably lying).

And people were pretty frank at my uni whether they were looking for something serious or something casual, and a guy I know who found himself a serious relationship within the first month (because he'd been looking for that) still made the same comments on her.
Maybe it's all pure hookup culture in the US, I don't know, but in the UK I know plenty of people who were looking for serious relationships at uni so your comments on that are kind of irrelevant to what I was saying.

A long term serious relationship needs sexual compatibility anyway, and having to wait for someone to learn from scratch is a ball ache if you're not a virgin as well.

>>11681028
You are literally the definition of a whore

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>>11681028
I'm not even scrolling down and I know people replied to this bait

>>11681114
>being this insecure about your small peepee

>>11682586
>>11682518
>Virgin and looking for serious relationship
>Only old farts want to date virgin girls

Not nice

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>tfw I just want a girl who enjoys reading above the 12th grade level and who isn't fat

>>11683336
why did I save this picture?

>>11683384
They're oddly attractive, as feminist protestors go

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My ideal gf is pic related.

My current gf for 3 years is only a 7/10. I love her and all but i get mad at her when friends with prettier gf's come around. I just wish she was better looking a little.

>>11678795
boner is kill

>>11683640
the pic u posted is only a 7/10

>>11683658
Top lel, try 4/10

>>11683658
>>11683668
Are you guys fucking memeing the fucj out of me right now? Emma Is one of the prettiest girls i ever seen. She has a natural beautiful face and a fit as fuck body. She is gorgeous and is current top 5 most beautiful females in world. She is cute as fuck , especially while wearing a tight dress showing off her body and curly blonde hair. She is unique gorgeous. I love my current gf with all my heart but would not hestitate in dropping her for emma.

>>11683658
>>11683668
as a gay myself i take off 5 points for women too, great job guys i agree 100%

>>11683679
Strong "nah"

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>>11683658
Best Emma is 9/10 shitlord

>>11683679
she has a boring uninteresting face and her body is only ok. you should get some standards.

>>11679290
what's his name again?

>>11680930
there are studies about that, anon.

>>11678831
this
and this >>11681648

>>11683679
This made me laugh but I kind of feel bad for you now

dont fuck a lot
no dumbass hair colors (dying it natural colors is cool)
no tats
cute face
not abrasively political

oh and no fatties

>>11680227
G R O C E
R
O
C
E

>>11682642
I don't know what percentage of men would prefer to settle down with a virgin and what percentage would rather marry a girl that has "experience", but I strongly doubt it's as lopsided as you're making it out to be.

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>>11677031
meh dekh

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what if my current qt3.14gf is already my ideal gf? she may not dress the best, but I'm helping her build up her wardrobe. I wouldn't trade her for the world.

>>11680199

who this

>>11684001
But if yoi traded her for the world you would get HER + everything else

>>11678660
my childhood crush

>>11678795
swagggg

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>>11684001
good for you m8
>tfw no gf to text me messages of love

>>11677031
Dream gf 1
>5'9
>blonde
>blue eyes
>tanned
>curves
>white
Dream gf 2
>Same as above but pale

Dream gf 3
>same as above but Chinese, black hair and pale

Dream gf 4
>same as above but Spanish, tanned or pale

>>11684037
this is autism

>>11684001
she sounds clingy as fuck bro.

>>11678878
jacket looks fake though

>>11683629
I LOVE dark brown hair and freckles especially when they know how to dress. Gets me feeling a way

>>11684083
nah she was just down at the time and needed to vent. she's fine now

>>11684037
i think you have aspergers anon

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>>11677888

>>11683839
Eh, in the real world people don't actually care about how many people someone's fucked. Like, I'd prefer dating someone who know how they like having sex, etc. Worst kind of person to date is the "one long term relationship only", because they only now how to sleep with a single person.

>>11684194
Keep telling that lie to yourself you roastie whore. No guy wants used goods already tainted by another mans sperm. How can a guy love some one who has pleasured another man sexually? No better than commiting to a prositute. Forever that guy has one up'd you because he fucked your girl and your actually committed to her. So basically you are a cuckold if you date or love an unpure girl. If religious and you believe in heaven , just think. Would you want to spend eternity with a girl who had another mans cum in and around her mouth?

>>11684194
Having a GF who's not a virgin and has been in a couple long term relationships before?
Sure, I can't expect virgins unless I go for girls way younger anyway.

Having a GF who's fucked around with random guys? No way, not touching that roast with a ten foot pole.

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>>11684041
>>11684138
More like patrician tier standards compared to you cucks and your obsession with boyish looking women

>>11684001
reminds me of my gf. cheers m8, love like this is a treasure.

>>11684250
>No guy wants
speak for yourself
i don't care if she had a lot partners
because i had some too

>>11680227
>literal halfling build
>resting bitchface
>CK undies
>undies pulled all the way up so they look like grannypants
why do people on /fa/ have no fucking standards. you faggots would lust after Venus of Willendorf

>>11681028
>impossible standards
>it's impossible not to fuck around

>>11683679
looks like rat tbqh

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perfection

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>>11677031

>>11685294
who

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>>11685340

lillydust* from eBay

>>11685352
Thank you, she's wonderful

>>11684001
True love, reading that made me feel fuzzy inside. I'm happy for you

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>tfw no sky gf

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>>11680227
>>11680167
fucking perfect woman is found

>>11685352
Horrid feet

>>11684250
i'm a man you retard

why do you even care about this stuff, it's not like anyone will ever like you. goddamn virgins trying to tell people how to have sex.

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>>11683679
>Emma Is one of the prettiest girls i ever seen. She has a natural beautiful face and a fit as fuck body. She is gorgeous and is current top 5 most beautiful females in world

>>11679145
oh god are you me?

i hooked up with a chick who was 6'1 once and fucken loved it.

mind you im only 6 foot

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>>11678704
lol

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tall
long legs
messy hair with bangs
dressed in black

basically the cover of this book, with light eyes

>tfw know a girl who is literally like this girl and has a bizarrely similar taste in just about everything I like as well
>of course she has a bf
>tfw haven't seen her in a long time
>she likes just about everything I post on fb, everytime I attend a concert or whatever she is the only one who likes it just about every single time
>no clue what to really make of it

>>11686043
>of course she has a bf
every beautiful girl has a boyfriend who is tired to fuck her

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>compatible taste in clothes, music, etc
>loving, caring, understanding, supportive
>totally in love

seeing them together always makes me smile

inb4 >le goofball

>>11685978
wtf is happening in this gif

>>11684685
L E G S /10

can pull off short hair
kind of a bitch face
good eyebrows
nice butt and slim otherwise
knows how to dress and is into clothes
has a passion for music or art in general
can be honest and actually cares about me

that last ones the hardest to come by

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>>11684772

>>11683640
you are a peice of shit hahaha

Fashion - great for those of you who lack personality and real skills - its great you guys have a way of feeling aloof or satisfied or whatever.

>>11678831
>tfw no dork gf

>>11686170
she accidentally squashed her plastic nostrils

>>11683640
>looks like my ex/10
ana girls sound great in theory but they are always one insensitive remark away from a meltdown

>>11686170
sticky boogers

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>>11680167

>>11686043
Initials?

The kind who sucks dick

>>11686575
what?

>>11678831
>tfw no nerdy east asian qt

>>11686619
Are you daft?

>>11677031
Who's this?

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;-;

>>11686657
Imogen Poots

>>11686525
lmao

>>11677438
Best girl
>KIKO
>I
>K
>O

>>11686732

Isn't that the girl who played Velma in Scooby Doo?

She is absolutely beautiful desu

>>11686631
Why would you want her initials?

>>11687077
In case anon knows who she is, I'm guessing.

>>11686732
Too true. My life would be complete

>>11681844
its the legs

>>11687140
Why would I though? If he knows who she is it can only backfire.

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i love her

>>11677031
i believe she was heading to film a tv show

>>11683367
Post your favorite books. Do it. I want to know. What you mean by past 12th grade.

>>11685578
yes my dude

I believe that we are at the point, technologically, to insert computer chips in female vaginas when they are born to track their virginity status. It should be available for men to look up online before interacting with a female to authenticate her purity. You hear it all the time now where unpure whores are getting surgery to stitch up their hymens to make knockoff hymens and pretending they are pure and fooling honest men. This is disgusting.

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Dreamy... we'd travel and she'd teach me about fashion and beauty teasingly.

>>11688295
Beta

>>11688283
you were homeschooled, weren't you

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If any one can give my this models name I'd be so blesst

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>>11688295
too bad youd have to be a BIG NICK DIGGER to get any attention from these types of girls. i guess you have to be over 18 and a non-cuck to be able to spot mudsharks

>>11678831
has anyone discovered what hoodie this is.

>>11677375
>chick
>dick
Pick one /fa/ggot

>tfw you have a shower with the korean gf and you pat her arse and she pats your dick

Feels good man

>>11683640
This girl ugly as fuck, your standards are low.

>>11688547
FUCK OFF LUMA IS MINE I ALREADY CLAIMED HER HERE >>11684772 HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE? IM THE ONLY LUMA POSTER IN /FA/

>>11680592
same lol

>>11684952
>tfw no Somi waifu

>>11689112
It's much more fun having sex with slimmer girls, like, Selena Gomez body types. When in doggystyle girls asses automatically look bigger, so jackhammering away and turning them in to a pretzel is not a difficult task

>>11684001
she'll eventually cheat on you if she isn't already. Guarantee it.

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h-how about bf ?

>>11688582
kinda looks like tay tay

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obviously

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>>11689507

>>11688592

Not really the case here as I'm not american and we have a few similar looking girls here.
I doubt penis size would even factor in seeing as they have essentially no option once the pants are down, doubt I'd be turned down for only being a bit above 7 inches and not having a 9 inch nigger dick.

I'm exactly the type of guy they go for (not short, fit and normiecore fashionable) but I fell for the cute chubby pale girl meme and I'm in a long term relationship heading to marriage most probably.

>>11689513

Lmao see you in >>>/adv/ in a year. You're heading for trouble desu

>>11677031
>I wonder where she was heading to

hopefully she's going to get some better fucking clothes

>>11678660
kick-butt combat boots

>>11689520

Why? I'm guessing you're also american and think people get married on a whim and the concept really means nothing for them.

Been with her for more than 10 years, I genuinely wouldn't want to spend my life without hearing her laughter every day and looking into the eyes of the person I've shared so many life experiences with, some important some barely noticeable and fleeting, but always on the back on one's mind when seeing the same bright light coming from the other person's eyes.

my chick rn is pretty cool
>cute af, soft feminine features, has a nice smile
>slim but has a phat ass
>hasn't seen too many movies so I've gotten to introduce her to a ton of cool movies and she digs them
>listens to rad music
>works out with me (we play tennis few times a week)
>goes shopping with me, has p good taste
>is a well-balanced, reasonable person

Don't get me wrong, there are things that irk me
>has really stupid friends (she's 20, her friends are 19-22 so what did I expect)
>sometimes acts like a typical twitter white girl (calls me bae unironically)
>when she gets mad at me, she doesn't talk to me for like two hours. I mean, we're at her place and she'll get mad and I'll ask if she wants me to leave and she just won't respond. Then as I'm about to leave because idk wtf she wants, she hugs me, kisses me and still won't talk to me.

She told me she had only been with 2 guys before me. I internally scoffed and rolled my eyes but the first time she sucked my dick it was so amateurish that I believed she had only ever been with two guys

>>11686167
yeah, same

>>11687948
looks like a dude, dude.

>>11677788
>
Thread is called Ideal gf, not realistic gf.

>>11681028
tfw boipussi and feel the same way

>>11677405
oh fuck off

>>11677065
>you know what I like the most about you Haruko kan? you look just like me but with a vadge

>>11680859
cameron dallas???

>>11680167
>>11680199
>>11680227
now thats real fucking disgusting

>>11684001
ur dating a sneaker? and ur also the same sneaker???

>>11690142
not gonna lie, this made me moist

>>11685294
>>11685352
i this even a woman.?, im asking because 4chan is full mentally ill men.

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>>11690240
ofc shes a chick

she used to model
>5'10
>size XS and XXS

finally good proportions

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>>11685352
>>11685687
is she doing this on purpose?

>>11690257
all my hhnnnnggg to her then, she is hot af

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>>11685687
shes a ballerina and her feet are actually in great condition considering...

>>11677827
no girl is ever going to date your lame sexist ass lol

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>>11690200
>lidless eyes
>skinny
>France

WEEEW

>>11683138
and you are literally the salty guy she was talking about

>>11681028
mfw i constantly get shit and ridiculed by guys for still being a virgin

>>11684250
pls go back to 17th century

>>11680892
cuck

>>11683851
britwhore/10

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>>11678878
mfw when this is my friend's imouto

>>11677827
go back to r9k

>>11680227
>a woman does not have to be modest in order to be respected
apparently she doesnt have to be modest in her diet either

>>11685864
Oh god

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>>11681028
>but I've changed a lot. I don't think its fair when I get judged for things in the past.

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Life is tough being alone

>>11681127
What porno is that from ?

>>11683851

DeepDickin/10

> WEW Cum Fiesta

>>11684001
w2c shoe

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>>11677031
You /stuffynose/ core as well?

I want a qt good girl, preferably one that looks like Kate.

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>>11683640

MY NINJA

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>>11679795
Same here
I mean look at her for christs sake

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wow, they all look like stupid whores.

>briefly dated a 10/10, literally perfect in every way
>Model-tier as in got scouted (twice) but turned them down
>Every girl I see now I compare to her
>None have come close
>I'm a 5/10 on a good day so hot girls rarely even show interest
>Genuinely not sure if I'll ever get someone as good as her, either in looks or personality, again in my life
>don't know what to do

Help me anons

>>11691471
How did you end up dating the 10/10?

>>11691479
Tinder, believe it or not. We hit it off, briefly dated, she moved away. I still don't know what she saw in me desu

I dated a girl for a while and she was a good 8.5/10, smart and funny.. only thing she was super catholic and didn't want to have sex before marriage. so I stopped showed interest and we don't talk anymore. Did I fuck up?

>>11691500
Depends if you find a smart, funny 8.5/10 who does want to have sex I guess

>>11691534
but she will be just another westernized bitch that while you're at work she's fucking other dudes

>>11691541
I mean if you think that's what 'westernised' women are like then yes you did fuck up, Mohammed

>>11691550
I'm croatian

>>11691222

Wish I could give her a vaporub pot and a soft peck/kiss on the nose. Looks like she just came in from a walk on a cold December morning :)

>>11689276
who hurt you?

>>11691688
So comfy. I want to save her from suicide.

>>11691740
omfg so perfect i can imagine being in a super jelly mood like asking about that girl and shit but still looking cute as fuck im so lonely help me please i only have gfs in my head

>>11683733
>Brings up studies
>Cites none of them.


K buddy, keep believing what you read on r/meninism..

>>11683851
lol, I work in that building

>>11678647
Women look shit in stans

>>11691767
You okay

>>11691803
no, i am not

>>11691222
Kate as in Kate Marsh because goddamn
lowkey

>>11690347
ITS 2016

>>11691394
pretty sure she's underage tbqfuckingh

>>11690574
What's her name?

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>>11691837
>>11691222
explanation

>>11691853
actually high key seeing as that woman's image came up under "kate-marsh-cosplay" on tumblr

Why do loose females on /fa/ feel the need to make up fake stories or comments pretending to be a guy who is turned off by virgin females. Virgin female is literally the most seeked out quality that men look for and if you find a cute virgin girl, you hit the jackpot. Its hilariously obvious those post are from butthurt girls on here.

>>11691863
literally absolutely not
as someone who only recently lost his virginity I definitely would look for a woman who knows what the fuck is up

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>>11691222
>>11691861
Why did you have to show me new ways to make my heart hurt?

>>11691885
because Kate Marsh lives in my universe of Life Is Strange

And she will mature to be a wonderful woman

I got tears in my eyes just typing this
What if she had died
what if

In real life I definitely could not have helped her
that made me think rather deeply
Also I wish these cosplayers were happier, like the one hitting the weed pipe 4 jesus
But then again for most of the game Kate Marsh is suicidal

>>11691885
>>11691222
I'm fucking listening to this now and looking at Kate Marsh cosplayers
fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-r-V0uK4u0

>>11691863

Why do lonely virgins with a healthy dose of aspbergers talk about love, sex and attraction like they know anything about it? The notion that someone who self identifies as "handholdless" would have anything to say about this shit is ridiculous.

tfw no british qt

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>>11691844
She's a senior in hs tho. Only a matter of time...

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>>11691959
Forgot pic

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tfw no french qt

>>11692003
I've never seen her with her mouth closed. Kind of gross. Bet she has bad breath.

>>11692017
>He doesn't like perpetually parted lips

top pleb

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This exotic asian

>>11692070
I'm sorry anon, but it looks like it has a bigger dick than yours.

>>11692070

Is that an extraterrestrial?

OP here, thanks for maxing out my thread guys. Lots of laughs were had. Till next time

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>>11692082
nah

>>11691688
I genuinely think this a sweet romantic post

I wish I had a significant other to be cute with

>>11692191

Heads up desu, that day is coming sooner than you know

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>>11692051
>>11692003

>>11681013
>not liking owari or kizu

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>>11692206

>>11684001
Are you two still in the honeymoon phase? That was pretty gross to read

>>11689100
I'm surprised I don't see more of her honestly

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>>11691892
kill me

>>11691844
I thought she had just graduated? Either way she's dating someone from vine

>>11686167
She's hot too

>>11686732
Who ever fucking cancelled that show is the worst. She was great.

>>11681648
ywn have an asian gf

>>11685173
lmao the art history burns

>>11691688
>>11691730
>>11691837
>>11691885
>>11691892
>>11691914
>>11692732
Was not expecting this much love.

>You killed Maxine's best friend just to see her live another day

>>11693104
Chloe was destined for death
at least that's how I came to terms with it

bump tho it will soon die

>>11681028
kek same except i tell them im a virgin but ive really fucked like 3 guys already im actually starting to get weird looks when i tell them that now since im 21 might step it up to 1 guy and lie about a relationship ahahah
don't feel bad, they will never know the truth.


thats why it's important to do your fucking when you go out of town and in different locations