/fa/ drinks

pretty effay drinks already desu

>>11553512
>black espressos
do you know what an espresso is?

you seem australian

>>11553523
people add sugar to espressos
fuck them , but it happens

>>11553569
disregarding the fact that anyone who does that should be kicked in the cunt, it would still be "black" even if its espresso status is questionable

>>11553576
i don't even what
i say black to mean 'plain' more than 'without milk'

It's not /fa/ to worry about your drinks being /fa/.

Standard Coke is not effay but Coke Zero is.

>>11553593
not worrying
i know grino and coffee is cool
looking for more
never really drank alcohol so not sure what people drink

Smart water, black coffee, sprite, lol.

I don't really drink anything else or alcohol.

>>11553512
Water. Plain water. Nothing will beat the simplicity and health benefits. The lack of branding is also a plus.

>>11553600
>aspartame is effay

btw being conscious of your health and well being as well as of the social and ecological environment is fa, not being a brand addict.

So drink water, tea, coffee, juice or whatever else that you enjoy.

G&T's

Bleach & natural water

>>11553588
>i say black to mean 'plain' more than 'without milk'
but that's wrong

lol double espresso and san pellegrino core only checking in

i fucking love san pelligrino, especially the blood orange

I like Trader Joe's sparkling water t/bh

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>>11554407
their packaging on those cans with that paper over the top is super fucking effay (lemon especially), but i'm not about those carbs.

pictured is my water of choice when available. sp is what i always end up with, because it's available and cheaper than perrier.

on the non-sparkling side: fuji has nice mouthfeel, but i dislike the rectangular bottle. arrowhead is my local and always have a jug of to serve guests. when i'm at home, i just drink tap.

double espresso, a cup of water, and a croissant when i'm at a coffee shop. a pot of illy medium roast every morning at home.

never soda

never juice, aside from maybe oj when sick, or pure strawberry juice at a farmers market.

wew thanks for reading my blog

what energy drinks are /fa/?

i usually just get a monster.

>>11554478
cocaine

>>11554478
Kentamine

Water. Unpackaged, unbranded water.

>>11553962
>Water
>No branding

Nice b8

>>11554478

Red Bull. They sponsor Formula 1, air races, space jump, etc.

Black coffee
Water

Thats it

>>11554478

>>11554536

hes right, i dont like energy drinks, they dont do anything for me as in boosting my energy, but the taste is okay I guess, but RedBull is defo the most effay energy drink.

>>11553569
don't most italians do?

>>11553512
gin and tonic. most mixed drinks that you make are effay

>>11554565
Check out Monster Rehab. Hate the brand, but it's basically the constituents of energy drinks dumped into tea. Pretty tasty and marginally healthier.

>>11554630
Strongly seconding this. I was on varsity crew all through high school, and so I wasn't a zombie after practice I always drank one of these. A bunch of really good flavors, and the cans look pretty cool imo.

>>11554630
>>11554683
wtf you don't drink homebrew kombucha for energy?

>>11554478
I like Rockstar Punched because it's more like a juice but Monster rehab is gr8 for the flavours + low cal. Honestly I love zero cal energy drinks but I love the taste of aspartame

>>11553987
This is the right answer

>>11553991
damn of all the little bitch attempts to correct someone

>>11554407

grapefruit is superior

I drink (pretty much exclusively)

>black drip coffee
>orange juice
>water (flat)
>water (sparkling, San pelligrino)

Best lesson I ever learned was to not order drinks at restaurants. I've saved thousands over the years by just sticking to water

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i drink these all the time. probably not /fa/ but every flavor is really tasty, plus they're healthy and the carbonation satisfies soda cravings. the glass bottles are nice too

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>>11556802
where do you live? there are a lot of small brands here in the midwest
kosmic kombucha in austin is far and away the best brand I've ever tried though

>>11556799
good decision.

>>11556816
nice. i live in Miami but I haven't searched beyond the scope of generic grocery-store kombucha. I've only seen GT's and master brew around here. I'm sure there's atleast one little brewery or tea shop or something that sells home brew though. is there a huge difference?

water
kombucha
cold pressed juices
smoothies
raw protein shakes

that's really it. i despise coffee and it's bad for your skin and teeth anyways. energy drinks have way too many awful ingredients in them and drinking soda is childish and reaps zero benefits

willingly drinking soda is as pointless and irresponsible as willingly smoking cigarettes in my eyes

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>>11556855
better flavors and some brands don't sell such heavy kombuchas
and the price is often better than GTs

>>11554630
Rehab certainly is alright, low calories but still alright taste

>>11555774
Always and forever this beer.

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>overpriced for what it is
>brand known more than any individual standout product
>more about being seen having than enjoying
All the Suntory whiskys.

>>11554474
is pellegrino actually cheaper than perrier ?
perrier is always stocked up at the house but i find the bottle quite ugly

>>11557004
>is pellegrino actually cheaper than perrier ?
I'm in so cal and it's quite a bit cheaper.

All those plebs paying lots of money for water. Are you stupid or something?

High quality tap water is the way to go. Way better than bottled water, at least here. Just move someplace that has good tap water.

>these aspies actually worried about what drinks are /fa/
>what fucking drinks are deemed fashionable

Just drink whatever the fuck you feel like at the time you fucking autists

>oh man i really want a coke but people will think im unfashionable
>d-do you t-think theyll notice my cool alt extra expensive brand water

>>11553991
it's not wrong, cunt
black means plain in pretty much anywhere in Europe i've had a coffee

>>11557254
>completely uproot your entire life so you dont have to buy bottled water
fuck off, memphis, no one cares about how good your tap water is

>>11557755
The only countries that have expresso in europe (as in if you ask for a coffee at a cafe you get an expresso by default) are italy portugal and spain, never seen someone ask for a 'black' coffee in any of those places, you just get it with a sugar pack and a tiny spoon and you can choose not to use it (coffee with sugar is disgusting tbqh)

>>11557742
such a flawed logic
>oh i want to wear h&m but people will think I'm unfashionable
>d-do you t-think people will notice my tricky ricky drop crotch

no one is worried you dumb fuck , we're sharing ideas about which drinks look/taste nice

not everyone is on the constant search for approval

>>11557803
implying that anyone asks for a coffee and just hopes it's an espresso

people just fucking ask for espressos

When I started working at the bar I'm currently at, an Italian guy asked for a San Pellegrino. I was just being introduced to all these beers I had never heard of and I thought San Pellegrino was an alcoholic drink so I nearly ID'd the guy....

>>11553512
water is goat

>>11557825
I know, i was just saying asking for a black expresso is kind of dumb as they are black by default apart from the sugar pack that you can simply not use, also he was using europe as a whole to describe a situation when only a few countries in europe have the habit of drinking expresso

>>11556863
you sound like you would be an awful person to be around

>>11554478
club mate and its derivates
altough in here in eu its kind of seen as *goes to berlin once* thing

its also healthier and tastier than other energy drinks

>>11553512
I drink black coffee and la croix but only flavors with cool colors like coconut/lime/lemon/plain

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>>11553512
I just realized we aren't discussing the TRUE best drink ever on here:

Boba Tea.

Fucking A++++ shit. Thai Tea, Taro, Mango, doesn't matter. The lids are objectively shit unless they have cute animals on them.

>>11557973
He's right tho

>>11558092
As a tea hobbyist I hope you get diabeetus

>>11558092
Disgusting weeb

>>11553512

soylent senpai

i fell for the la croix hype

pamplemousse only

>>11557896
Way more countries than Spain, Italy and Portugal drink espresso regularly
It's the default anywhere in Europe except for non-metropolitan parts of the U.K.

t. Swiss

>>11558403
Its certainly not default, or it wasnt a few years ago before the whole clooney nespresso fad, ive had only disgusting coffee in holland, france and czechland about 10 years ago and if i asked for an expresso id get that capsule one, hopefully its changed by now and cafes have actual expresso machines like here in portugal

>>11558092
Sugar is not /fa/ in the slightest...
>>11558328
I thought higher of you before, my fruity freind :'^(

>>11554474
>Posts soda water
>No soda.

Ok m8.

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>>11558474
>being this pedantic
>implying you don't understand soda in this context
>generating this (you)

Well done m8.

>>11558513
>Implying the "mineral" water you buy is anything other than soda water.

>>11558513
>>11558522
>>11554474
Also sp's fruit sodas > their soda water.

More cost efficient to get a second-hand sodastream and one of those brass fittings that lets you hook it up to a refillable tank instead of the proprietary tanks.

>>11558522
you use the phrase "soda water" in your country? because it's not used here outside of ordering a specific mixed drink from a bartender.

here we order/call waters by their brand name, or generically call them sparkling or mineral waters.

again, you're being pedantic or otherwise masturbating over colloquialisms. thanks for contributing.

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Smart water with the dolphin is very /fa/ imo

Fiji

>>11558659
only the glass bottles though

>>11556802
Kambuchas are expensive as fuckkk, but they satisfy soda, and alcohol cravings without actually being either. Great flavor and only like 40-60cal a bottle, plus all those microbiotics in there help stomach aches

>>11558673
only benzene era bottles, fuccboi
http://www.nytimes.com/1990/02/10/us/perrier-recalls-its-water-in-us-after-benzene-is-found-in-bottles.html

My polish uncle gifts me moonshine whenever I visit. I honestly can't imagine a more fa drink than that.

>>11558522
You're such a teat you know exactly what he meant.

You're honestly trying to tell me you can't tell the difference between "soda" and soda water?

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>>11558659
>not grapefruit

>>11558796
>Babby doesn't understand shitposting.

Thanks for the (you)

>>11558570
but mineral water is carbonated probably to cut the (probably off) taste of the unfiltered water

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the dark bottle with the big gold star is pretty /fa/

>>11553569
I thought cream and sugar added to an espresso make a cappuccino? Except the cream has to be frothed or something.

I don't understand how it is considered normal to add cream and sugar to coffee.

I ordered a "plain" iced coffee and said "just coffee" and they gave me a 400 calorie light brown looking over-sweetened piece of shit. I make damn sure to say BLACK COFFEE, now. And all the fat women at my work act like it's crazy to drink black coffee.

Good dark coffee is like dark chocolate. Rich flavors > sweet flavors. I asked for dark chocolate brownies rather than disgusting cake on my birthday since I was 8.

>>11558659
Sorry mate Perrier is the least aesthetic bottle. Grino is the most effay.
>>11559334 got tier comment. Switched to block coffee about one month in and never looked back. Plus I've been progressively eating darker chocolate and now I can only have 100% pure cocoa everything else is too sweet

>>11553626
Gin is fun. Tastes of juniper and herbs, compliments most tasteful liqueurs and organics. Pour champagne over it (with a good syrup) and you have of the best drinks ever imo. A bourbon straight or with ginger is also a good easy drinker with some class too.

In alcohols just avoid vodka really. Worth ignoring tequila too imo, but to each there own.

As for non alcoholic you might want to explore tea too, a lot of healthy and delicious options. Just avoid too much black tea.

>>11554485
What, you've never actually done K have you?

>>11553987
Wine is great and all but wine culture is marginally pretentious and annoying, I don't care to spend 30 minutes talking about wine every time I dine with someone who is certain they're a connoiseur.

>>11560094
>Sorry mate Perrier is the least aesthetic bottle. Grino is the most effay.
ty'nant or saratoga's bottles are probably the most effay. cobalt glass is hard to beat. price is a bit much, but it looks great in a fridge.

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>>11554478
28 black

>>11554478
ones without HCFS and shitty chemicals that fuck up your body

>>11554478
correct answer is Guru and Hi Ball you fucks

>>11556936
soju and Korean bears are shit.

Water, but not that pelligro try hard shit. Get the most clear unassuming bottle you can find and reuse it, filling it with filtered tap water.

>>11559334
I have a huge sweet tooth but I've always only drank black coffee. At first I didn't like it because I was too young to enjoy coffee at all. But now it's the best. i also prefer dark chocolate but I can enjoy really sweet shit if I'm in the right mood. Idk I just love sugar but not in coffee

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this desu senpai

THE ONLY FASHIONABLE/COOL DRINKS ARE:

MATCHA LATTES
KOMBUCHA
EVIAN WATER


THATS IT
NOTHING ELSE

I generally drink water, transported in a Snapple bottle with the label removed.

>>11560593
>evian water

lol

>>11553512
Water
Coffee
Tea
Any beer that isn't bud, Miller, coors, natty, or pabst
Hard liquor that doesn't come with an umbrella in it

That's just what I would picture as /fa/

>>11556999
Well it's only become overpriced in the past year or so as Suntory and Nikka have stopped producing most of their low age statement whiskeys and moved toward nas blends.

There's a shortage of Japanese whiskey, which is driving up the prices. It's a combination of international whiskey lovers realizing how great the Japanese are at producing whiskey and this really cheesy soap opera that's super popular in Japan right now about Masataka Taketsuru, the founder of both Suntory and Nikka. Domestic demand is super high right now so a lot of the whiskey doesn't make it out of the country.

Hibiki has the most effay bottles shape of the Japanese whiskeys but Karuizawa had some of the best labels.

>>11560684
where is the uptick in price? i was in a japanese liquor store a few days ago and prices are only going up in conjunction with the rising value of the yen; got some good sake way below retail because they rang me up wrong lol

>>11556715
Their rootbeer is fucking top tier. A bit strong at first but you enjoy it after a bit.

Jesus Christ /fa/ knows shit about coffee.

>>11553512
C O R T A D O
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I only drink this

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>>11560858

>>11560868
damn i love paul smith but that looks fucking #weak

>>11560915
hashtags should autofilter to something funny

>>11560593
>no pellegrino
>no black coffee

show yourself out

>>11560924
whole foods sparkling water is fucking tasty
drove 2 hours to get some today

>>11554474
i fucking love topo chico

>>11553512
when the fuck do drinks become fashion accessories? jesus fucking christ

>>11560174
Yeah but any person who drinks wine to get drunk is alright by me, fuck wine moms and stuff but always show up to the party with a bottle of red

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>>11553512
>what is fiji
>what is arizona

>>11561226
>gross

>>11561112
kek this whole board is basically an approval seeking exercise , people are looking for anonymous approval to feel fashionable

>>11553523
Australians drink good coffee? what makes you say that

San pellegrino, you got my backing, the glass bottles of sparkling water are amazing

>>11561226
too meme tier

>>11561257
Is anything in this world truly done without the need of approval of someone ?
What is more honest than anonymous approval ?

Water
Arnold Palmers sometimes in the spring/summer
Apple Cider sometimes in the fall/winter

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>>11554574
>>11553569
>>11553576
it's common to add sugar to something like pic related, as the brewing method brings out a lot of bitterness.
with your standard espresso machine, there is no necessity imo. Italians do like their lil' biscotti with their coffee, which is fucking GOAT.

>calling espresso "expresso"
>calling milk "cream"
>thinking black coffee means "coffee without sugar"

I wonder how some of you manage to manoeuvre your fingers with enough cohesion to form basic sentences baka

>>11560233
correct. Also tastes better than all other energy drinks ive had.

>>11561704
If you're getting a lot of bitterness out of a moka pot, you're brewing it wrong.

>>11560493
same, sugar in coffee is absolutely disgusting.

destabilized carbon-enriched water

>>11554508
people in the first world have access to almost limitless quantities of unbranded high quality water

>>11555774

99% of jap beer taste like coors lite, cut in half with water.
The Japanese beer market is nothing like USAs, but they're coming around.

>>11562191
try raw maple syrup, anon. just a little bit, a teaspoon full or so
shit is delicious

>>11554508
there are countries with clean tap water you dingus

>>11562210
literally flint

>>11562230
tap water is subject to stronger regulations than bottled water

>>11562216
#teamUnsaltedButter

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A dry martini, stirred, with an olive.

>>11562247
There's a water treatment room in my place of business; I know a lot about the EPA / AAMI standards

A lot of solute is still in tap water, dude; yeah, they remove heavy metals and poison, but a not everything gets filtered (plus they add chlorine or ammonia to the water
When I buy my own house I'm getting a fucking RO, no question

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Why all gotta be fancy? This is what's stocked usually in my fridge

>drinking water out of a fucking plastic bottle
>effay

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pic related

>>11562255
not at all

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>>11560623
pbr has been co-opted but it's actually pretty /fa/

>>11550441
>>11556891
Kill yourself with that shit their can

>>11562308
I've never seen bottled PBR before now. It just doesn't look right.

>>11561915
talk me through the steps, like I'm an idiot

>>11562275
>attempts to drink belgium beer
>chooses the most popular shitty brand
dropped

>>11554478
Red Bull. How is this even a question?

>>11562722
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpyBYuu-wJI

>>11562275
Leffe is the least effay drink. Like a great big cheap bottle of warm piss

>>11560155
>>11554621

what gins do fa recommend? I love Gordon's, can barely stomach bombay sapphire, and need some recs

>>11562461
bottled pbr is the best

>>11562807
ty

home brewed mate

>san pellegrino

The reddit of drinks. What middle-class normies get if they want to feel like they're rich and have taste

Exhaustive listof effay drinks:
Tap water
Coffee. Only if drunk black with no sugar, and a complete and utter indifference to the craft/taste of "proper" coffee

>>11562980
This. Also being a wine snob is the most uneffay thing ever.

>>11553963
>aspartame is dangerous meme

>>11562766
Popular for a reason. Guess my shit taste is just normal :^).

>>11560593
evian water taste like tap water

>>11562247
Spoken like a Flint Michigan city representative in 2013

Stay mad

>>11562306
I love this shit

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>>11562980
>Implying
Just because normies order it to feel rich doesn't mean it isn't what the truly upper class drink.
Same as polo Ralph Lauren , worn from the middle class up to the old money Long Island snobs (though they might prefer purple label)

Yeah you can order grino with your shitty chicken parmesan at that overpriced restaurant that you like. You could also have it stocked up in the fridge on your yacht docked in portofino.

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>>11562980
>>11563633
It's fucking sparkling water, get over yourselves you cunts.

Water
-Fluoride free only
-Filtered somehow, possibly from a brita(like) pitcher filter
-Bottled if you're trying to up your estrogen to become a trap

Coffee and tea
-High quality coffee, black only
-Black tea, green, chia; nothing added. Can be a latte if it's matcha(gotta get that l-theanine), but coconut milk, almond, pecan, or cockroach only
-Kava, especially if prepared traditionally.

Alcohol
-Almost all hard liquors straight. Decent quality scotch, bourbon, gin, vodka, rum, absinthe especially
-Certain liqueurs; especially coffee, mint, and anything weird(looking at you, tobacco liqueur I saw in Russia.
-Nice beers. Craft beers are, but the culture behind them certainly isn't. Just remember; rate it on the taste first, and the container design second(I know that might be hard for fa) Guinness, PBR, Coors and some more normie beers like that might fit some aesthetics.
-Wine. Decent to good quality only. I dumped my girlfriend for getting drunk on one of those slap bags at a party with me.
-Cocktails; Figure out what you like, and make it work. Iconic cocktails are usually the best to go with. I love manhattans, White Russians (non dairy only) black russians, Gin and Tonics, Old Fashions, Martinis, Mojitos(can turn bitch pretty quick depending on how it's made) and bloody mary's (for breakfast drinking)
-Champagne can be night if you're celebrating

Other
-Coconut water, the residue from cold water extracted opioids, poppy tea, your mother's breast milk, your own urine, fancy shit you pay too much for at the health store, that last powdery sip of creatine, plant based protein shakes, kumbucha, baking soda mineral water and coca leafs

>>11564036
>flouride free water

No no greaso.

>>11564044
If you can't take the time out of your meaningless day to maintain proper oral hygiene, and have to resort to drinking retard-juice just so your cavities don't rot your yellow teeth away too quickly; you are an absolute subhuman piece of waste and have no space taking up space on this planet.

>>11564055
but that also means you live in hell-town where the municipal doesn't add fluoride to your water

>>11564055
Nice pasta
Race traitor would have sufficed

>>11564036
>Fluoride free only
Where do you even find that nowadays.

>>11564055
If you go to the dentist you, by default, get a topical treatment of flouride.

Drinking flouridated water has less parts per billion than the dental topical treatment.

Congratulations, you should post-natally abort yourself.

>>11553512
i can only drink lukewarm tap water

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>>11560858
Yes.

also...

>>11561112
it's just autists on this board who don't understand fashion, they've come to the conclusion that any object which is in contact with your body can be deemed as /fa/ or not

>>11563633
Stop calling it "grino" you fucking mongoloid.

>>11564669
i FUCKING LOVE that it makes you upset
grrrrrino

>>11560501
Everybody in this thread is a massive faggot except for the fine, upstanding person who posted this.

Anybody who is buy drinks purely as a fashion is not only retarded, but also a total ponce. Do you lot really think some grill is gonna look at your beverage and think "Wow, his drink is so cool, i should totally sit on his face now."?

>>11564321
I hate this trend. It's like $2 more for less water than a regular bottle.

>>11559334
espresso + steamed milk + foam = cappuccino

>>11561226
fuck off sadboy

>>11558446
Are you dumb?

I drink water & green tea
and beer since I'm from Belgium

>>11565141
this is /fa/ buddy. it isn't about gettin' laid, it's about caring about minute stupid shit to impress other people who care about minute stupid shit. maybe you should relax

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>>11553512
Not only is it /fa/, it's also the best tasting cola you can get

Everyone in this thread can kill themselves. How pretentious can you get. Here is a specific /fa/ drink - bleach. Drink lots of it.

Drink whatever you want man. If any of you specifically go out of your way to buy a drink just because it's "/fa/" you are hopeless. there's no saving you

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>Not drinking Sodas in a glass bottle

You all should commit suicide

i drink spellagrino because its only a dollar 30 at the store near me, i mix it with lemonade

>>11565991
>TFW generic store-brand club soda is only 88¢ for a 2 liter

>>11553512
>still drinking san pellegringo

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>>11560233
>>11558908
>>11558659
>>11556715
>>11556936
>>11560858
>>11560868
>>11560924
>>11562308
>>11564321
>all these pleb meme answers

shit taste desu

best is pic related mixed with scotch

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>>11553512

Is whisky effay? Whisky and a cigar is my vice.

>>11567319

How did they smoke that cigar? The end looks intact.

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This is the most /fa/ water.

>>11567320

Probably put a hole with a punch.

>>11567327
>expensive
>not ideal

yeah thats about right

>>11568446
>bottled water
no wonder he got cancer

>>11568449
How dare you insult Jobs, he was a visionary and a scholar. I would give my left nut to suck from the tit of that fiji bottle just so I could have some of his DNA inside me for 12 hours.

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>>11562301

>>11568461
Steve jobs is gay

>>11558092
bubble tea is really good but I just feel too goofy while drinking it

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Don't know if it's /fa/ but damn it's good.

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>>11553512
this

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>>11555774
Superior coming through