ITT: We post our names/name ideas for future children or cats

>>11550580
Hope thats pronounced "maha," and even then thats still not passable

>>11550594
>maha
Wtf, no. Like Maya.
Post name Anon.

future cats: tangerine and caesar

billy bob the mother fuckin 3rd

>>11550603
>tangerine
Only for an orange cat obviously. Then yes.

>>11550580

Dallas Forenzik
Ignatius Biggelsworth
SOHO
Little Nigger
Dapretchus Goldflakes

Would Julius Caesar be an effay name?

Nero for cat

just realized tangerine might not work for any non orange cats

pls suggest more fruit names for cats

also not julius caesar but caesar from planet of the apes duh

>>11550652
tomato

Seven

>>11550621
No

>>11550645
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Maybe

>>11550681
Way too hipster

I keep a list of past-present-future pet names on my phone.

giulio
simian
johannes
nils
amir
etienne-
almaz
eadweard
stubb
édouard
charly
elias
seychelles
dmitry
nicéphore
marcel
rohan
boris
moriah
winslow
joaquin
johannes
lobo
adelay
isador
nero claudius
lou-
lisl
guillermo
manon
margheux
mengly
paola
eloise
dickerson
henrie-
agnes
amarillo
amaretto
arroyo
betelgeuse (beetlejuice)
mudpuppy
olympus mons
babalu
helmer
gunnar
verschaffel
théophile
hugo
pfeiffer
goetz
babette
natty bumpo
obadiah
faisal
flask

Future Child:
>Parker

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Has anyone here ever changed their name? Why?

Boy

>Alexander
>William
>Aaron
>Conner
>Maxwell

Girl

>Annabelle
>Cynthia
>Elizabeth
>Alice
>Jacqueline

Future pet: Felix
Future kid: Ishmael

Freda
Allessandro

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Roscoe

Eleonora, Zenovia or Stana (girls name)

Preston
Oliver
Nicolas

>tfw a guy
>tfw called Sidney
>Tfw the name used to be masculine until the 80s-90s when it became a female name like Morgan and Jordan

just kill me already
gonna change it tbqh

>>11551150
Sid's a pretty badass name tho

mirage

girls:
cassandra
evangeline
leona
naomi
boys:
julius
andrei
felix
tobias

i love try-hard names

Is Linus a /fa/ name?

>>11551188
yes

Boy
>Hank
>Rocco
>Vincent
>Hugo

Girl
>Wren
>Ramona
>Tess
>Maude

Siera Lisner and Veridiana.

Soren

>>11551104
Vanilla names

>>11551133
/fa/

>>11551184
girl names pass, boys > vanillas

>>11551206
/fa/ girl names

Female
Johanna
Salome

Male
Daniel
Samuel
Denis if abortion fails

>>11551206
>Hank
Old school bad boy.
>Rocco
Pornstar.
>Vincent
Fag.
>Hugo
lel

Boy
>Erik jr
Girl
>Erika

makes it easy

Theo, Truman, Wyatt

would go for Kain but its not registered name in our country

>>11550580
Tiberius and Augustus for matching huskie twins

or children

For my future doggo: Ozy, short for Ozymandias.
For future son, Quinn or Joseph Patrick

Dante

I think it's the GOAT name.

I'd name a pet or my son idc.

>>11550681
>not Sven

my dogs name is Peanut

didnt name him, got him from the pound

>>11550580
I'd love to have twin girls and call them amelia and cecilia :3 how cute

my pug is named octavius

if i had a pup i'd name him mitch

>>11550580
misha's a nice name

>>11550681
Grand dad?

Daughter:
Thalia Rae W.
Robyn Alise W.
[something japanese] Knives W.
Siobahn [insert middle] W.
Wren Leigh W.

Sons:
Caeser [insert middle] W.
Pheonix [insert middle] W.

Is Shithead an effay name? (Pronounced as shuh-TEED btw)

sasuke

>>11551255
God, how edgy can you get? Everybody is going to think you're a moron.

Renault
Taggart
Conrad

Maximus
Chamber
Aphrodite
Inka
Leon
Eros

Ed and Vinny for cats
I don't know about girl cats, I honestly haven't thought about it much. All my fish have been named after popstars and Hulk Hogan.

>>11550580
Drew
boy/girl

>>11552990
That kid is gonna get teased when the class reads about chamber pots.

>>11550580
parsley

oregano

>giving your personal info on 4chan
:S

>>11553168
Is Ellen effay? I was planning on naming my daughter that. Sounds pretty effay to me.

>>11553178
i wasn't meant to reply to (>>11553168), but are you really saying this for a names thread? Why not choose one of the other threads where people post pics of themselves to talk about inappropriate sharing of personal info.

>>11550580
Kira for a grill

>>11551283
my boss is a Dante
he's alpha as fuck as well

Smithony
Jakeob
Rocksand

girl: billie, taylor-ruth

boy: zachary, zane

Freja

I'm Swedish

Ian
John
Ewan
Alexander

Aileen
Fiona
Margaret
Heather

>>11551188
It sure is a /g/ name.

>>11550580
Boy: Oliver, Finn

Girl: Annie, Diana

Cats: Martina and Burnie

Dog
>John Connor
Horse
>Ricky Bobby
Cat
>Morpheus
>Kid
Clint "Lil Squint"
or
Ming "Why do you have an asian name but you're a white girl?"

>>11552313
Holy shit no "Japanese name" Knives pls otherwise decent

Male: Soren, Alban, Tristan
Female: Zara, Sadie, Kira

>>11554128
maybe
>Asuka "Because my daddy likes anime" McMullen
or
>Nature's Prophet "Because my dad likes Dota 2" McMullen

>>11551948
lmao peanut headed nigga

>>11553680
>Heather
Stop watching so much porn

My name is Warren. What do you guys think of this name? Personally I'm not a fan - it makes me think of old people. I've come to grips with it over the years however.

If I had a girl I would name her Penelope. No idea about a boy name

>>11554679
It's cool in an ironic way
Rock it dude

>>11554679
My dads name is Warren, and he's a cool motherfucker.

>Male
Ambrose
>Grill
Sloane

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>Male
Sufjan
>Female
Annie

>>11552990
maximus top kek

>cat
Chives
Jenkins
Fidel
Plato
Oscar

>>11554727
Ambrose is that weird arty kid. They either kill themselves in their teenage years or grow up to be moderately successful in the art scene but never famous

Sloane would be a great name if she's good looking. If she's ugly the name would further affirm her ugliness. Reminds me of Ferris Beuller's gf (she was so hot)

>>11550681
Mickey Mantle aprroves

Romeo

>>11551093
My name was Richard Astley and I had to change it when Never Gonna Give You Up had a resurgence

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Name: Brice
Names of future children if female: Rosemary, Erika
Name of future dog if male: Dutch
Name of future dog if female: Basil

>>11555799
I like names that are the same as colors, herbs and spices.

If I had a daughter I might name her Hazel or Cumin

My name's Dexter

Future son:
>Oliver
>Abel

Future daughter:
>Danielle
>Amelia

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>>11555808
I actually have a dog named Camphor

>>11555820
That's not bad. Do you mostly call him Cam, though? Pets are especially good for this, like basil is a great name for a big dog and cinnamon is perfect for a rabbit or hamster. Paprika is kind of cute too.

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Alekzia

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>>11555840
I've always referred to him as Camphor. Cinnamon is a great name for a rabbit

Male: Alphonse
Female: Too alpha to give birth to one unfortunately

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>>11550681
How bout Mug? Mug Costanza

>>11550580
Ada
Mary

>>11554131
>Zara

So she'll be a cheap whore with no redeeming qualities?

>>11555842
She's been in germany banging a bunch of german guys for like a year now

>>11552713
if you're black

>>11550652
Mango

Rudolph?

I like Rudolph

>>11550580
Danya
&
Miura

>>11550580
Maya is a good name, sits comfy on the intersection between offbeat, pretty, exotic, and socially acceptable. don't spell it with a J

I like Croix as a boy's name for the same reason [spoilerino]plus it would pay homage to my favorite coalburner[/spoileroni]

Alice for a daughter, any gril raised by me will have no choice but to be a cynical bitch and Alice is pretty standard without being common

>>11550613
>Little Nigger
>has white child

Lea for daughter
idk what to name a boy

>>11550652
peaches

My last name is Cha so my kid is fucked either way by being Asian. ChaCha's Bizarre Adventure.

>>11555986
Who can't create anything original for herself

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>>11550580
>Ctr+f
>No Pietro
Are you even trying?

>>11551133
W2c young Eleanora piano prodigy daughter

>>11556098
>don't spell it with a J
Well in my country "Maya" would be the exotic spelling over "Maja".
I think Maja is a name in most nordic and slavic countries. Not sure where people spell it Maya. Spain, perhaps? America?

>>11556904
maya is a super common hispanic name you nignog

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>>11551150
only two famous Sidneys everyone knows are male (hint: the other one is old and black)

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>>11553701

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>>11556095

>>11554811
This

most of these names are nigger names that statistically have a lesser socioeconomic status. google freakonomics and baby names

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Alcibiades

>>11559823
Did you even read the book you fucking faggot?
Correlation =/= Causation
If anything the names in these threads would help children out. If I named my kid fucking Hippocoon it would probably get him into Harvard just because it's eyecatching and Classical.

>>11559843
I just finished it my man. Retarded names basically mean that you have retarded parents, thus shittier socioeconomic status; considering Hippocoon is something you would call your child your education is probably garbage

Named my spic son Noel.

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>>11560056
>name your child after a Hero that was briefly mentioned in the Iliad
>poor education

Hahahahahaha kill yourself.

>>11550580
Cornelius for M

Saskatchewan for F

cheerio for The D

>>11560261
>read the Iliad
>proud of it
Wow congrats, you went to high school. Hippocoon IS a shit name by the way, why on earth you think it'd help your chances in getting into a prestigious university is beyond me. No one takes names seriously, unless it's incredibly egregious like spelling "Drew" as "Jrue" or naming your kid Goku

>>11560313
You're fat and ugly.

>>11560313
>No one takes names seriously
This is why no one takes niggers seriously.

for example: naming your kid Unique is bad enough, but Yoonike?

>>11560337
Do you not think that falls under the "egregious" category I added as a disclaimer?

>>11560337
knew a bitch named Ladasha, it was spelt La-a, swear to fucking god. she accused substitute teachers of being racist every time they mispronounced it.

>>11560347
Has she been gassed?

Qias

>>11560354
probably has 4 kids by now

Oliver for my son
Anastasia for my daughter

Leroy or Ulysses

Thomas

And an American Bulldog named Spyke

>everyone posts
>noone replies

Great thread everybody 10/10

>>11551184
Girls names sound like league champions

Boy
>Henry
>Langston

Girl
>Angela

Chad. My nickname is Chad so it works.

>>11550645
thats cool

>>11555788
Sloane is a popular toilet and urinal manufacturer.

I'm naming my next dog Indiana

>>11550580
There's much more to naming your child than just giving them a dank ass /fa/-name. Their full name has to sound good. The best names are names that roll off the tongue, and attract mild attention (not too much).

who else /shittyname/ here?

jensen reporting in

>>11560261
>naming a character after hippocoon
>not based hector
>not even more based diogenes
why?

>>11550580
>buy white shiba inu
>name him/her sushi

done

I had a friend in highschool who always said she would have two boys and name them Dagger and Wesson

Dovahkiin

>>11555808
>Cumin
Middle name side

Francèsc and Francesca. Because of Fabregas and my gf's name turned italian

Alizee

i'm serious
boy
>muhammad
girl
>adopt

Cat, hopefully will adopt one in the coming months: Renata

Children:
Ada
Ursula
Marcel

Boy :
Louie
Leon

Girl :
Iris