you go over to your girlfriends house for the first time and her parents greet you at the door looking like this. what do?
>>11545188
strip and start doing pushups
>>11545188
thank god as aunt michelle will bless me with new suede geos for christmas
>>11545321
What's uncle Ricky going to give you?
>>11545331
flip flops
>>11545188
How do you think michele prevents their entire house from smelling like cigarette smoke?
>>11545188
Ask for a different view
Ask them to autograph my Ramones
>>11545188
How does a fitness freak cohabitate with a chain smoker?
>>11545331
a blowjob
>>11545384
Rick smokes too
>>11545331
"Working out is modern couture. No outfit is going to make you look or feel as good as having a fit body. Buy less clothing and go to the gym instead."
that's all he's gonna say