That isn't spray on?
>>11533404
Laying outside or using a tanning booth. The latter is faster. Both increase your risk of skin cancer.
go outside
>>11533404
1. break window of microwave (or rig it to work with the door open
2. stand in front of microwave
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4. PROFIT
>>11533404
Be brown
>>11533404
Start swimming, I've gone from pasty to brown in about three weeks even with spf 90. Might be hispanic genetics though so results may vary. Also a great way to exercise. I've definitely shed some weight
>>11533404
mow the law, do some gardening, you fucking artist
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melanotan_II
>>11534115
Youre welcome
>>11533404
jump into a bathtub full of sunkist