What does /fa/ think of footballer fashion?

Messi is the only one that looks like someone that would actually be nice to talk to.

The guy dressed in all black is fine as well I guess.

t. fashion expert

>>11529322
not the right place to look for fashion

>>11529322
How not to wear SLP exhibit A: Dani Alvez

>>11529408

Messi looks like a Grandpa

Rafinha (far right) looks alright

The rest look like tryhard fuccbois

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God I love soccer, but every single player dresses like shit. Why is this?? Just look how pathetic Neymar and Danny Alves look on that pic.

>>11529322
>geeky but simple and fairly charming
>a bit gaudy with the colors, and what the seious fuck is that thing on his wrist? is he a fucking steampunk cosplayer?
>can't see him well enough, seems ok
>gaudy eurotrash tryhard
>gaudy eurotrash tryhard
>chill dude

>>11529417
>>11529453

The thing about these soccer players is that most of them (especially the South American and African players) come from poor-as-fuck families and they only wore dirty old rags as children.

Now that they're rich they're trying to cope with that by only buying the most expensive and extravagant shit available, and you can see the result in OP's pic.

>>11529322
gay af
kanye west personal shopper core imo

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>>11529322
Messi would look ok with a tighter fit. Still grandadcore but passable.

Rafinha only looks decent in comparison to the clowns beside him. The all black suit is incredibly tacky and borderline autistcore. Also

>all black everything
>except the soles of his shoes
Why?

>>11529460

>gaudy eurotrash

they're both brazilians you fucking retard

>>11529460
>gaudy eurotrash tryhard
They're both Brazilian, spastic.

>>11529486
they still look like the definition of euro trash, gaudy and tryhard all at once

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>>11529494
Does you vocabulary extend beyond those two words?

>>11529498
yes
I'm not even american
are you butthurt that I insulted europeans, brazil or your favourite ball-kickers?
or do you really think I can't call someone out on looking like the european version of a redneck if they're not from europe?

>>11529434
Messi is on point.
There's no need for a jacket in a locker room!

>>11529453
italian managers dress pretty well

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>>11529322
Dani Alves is a serial offender.

Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with this guy? Is he taking the piss?

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>>11529514
Roberto Mancini is the best

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>>11529477
That makes sense, but European players coming from developed nations dress like shit, too. Just look at Griezman (dude in the pic).

>>11529514
All managers dress well, they don't count, am just talking about the players.

>>11529596
Shit my first comment was directed to the pic in my original comment. Pic on this response is Pep guardiola and he is totally /fa/

>>11529514
Where do Italian managers cop their coats?

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>>11529596
can we turn this cringe thread into an actual conversation about fashion lol

Messi looks comfy af but the rest are awful

>>11529322
lmao exactly what I'd expect from fagballers

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wenger isnt too bad

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>>11529453
holy shit Griezmann looks like fucking trash
>>11529514
Not a manager (yet) but Pirlo is pretty effay

>>11529678
That suit jacket makes him look pear shaped
do not recommend

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Wenger, Pirlo and Falcao are /fa/. Falcao especially.

>>11529322
Players look the most effay on the field

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poop wears rick owens

wore low ramones too recently when he arrived at city

>>11529666
W2c scarf with pocket

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joachim low (german coach) seems effay. he always looks apathetic and wears all black.

>>11529522
NEXT LEVEL

JUST LIKE YOUR DUBS

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>footballer fashion.

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new liverpool goalie

>>11529757
>he always looks apathetic and wears all black.
Like all Germans

>>11529717
God how can people find those shoes good looking?? That look looks terrible. Am disappointed of Pep.

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Man like Wenger killing the fashion ting

>>11529322
they look like a bunch of fucking retards

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>>11529604
I'm quite sure Ranieri's coat is from Loro Piana

>>11529322

all black dude looks good

Messi is full grandpa

rest are awful

>>11529434
>implying non-tryhard fuccbois exist

>>11529322
Douchiest looking are Alves and Neymar. So punchable.

>>11529322
>mexican intellectual s

>>11529942
have you maybe thought your taste is bad?

>>11529942
you have shit taste

>>11529942
literally the best thing rick has ever done

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>>11529678

Pirlo is so fucking perfect.

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Slightly obscure but Robbie Neilson (manager of Hearts in Scottish Prem) is mega effay.

Anyone know w2c his jacket?

>>11529666
#wengerout

>>11529686
>looking like he has to hold his breath just to fit in his suit jacket
>sleeves too long
>shoulder caved in
>rounded waistcoat
>evident shitskin genetics
lol no

>>11529666
BUY A FUCKING STRIKER YOU FUCKWIT

>>11529768
Most of those are good fits though

neymar pls

>>11529460
It's the fucking balmain logo on his arm you bong

>>11531610
It is yeah. Mourinho wore it too but in navy with tan collar at Chelsea.

Must be fun to be a successful football player and wear whatever the fuck you want.