>have a large forehead >cannot wear hoods effay woes thread

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huh i dont see why that wouldnt work, can u give a sample?

>cankles
>flatfoot
>basically a never nude from the knees down
and im not that fat, 69kg on 187cm

>>11517983
>not that fat, 69kg on 187cm
wonder how you look, i am 69kg on 181cm and i am "not that fat" either

literally content with every aspect of myself BUT
>fucking balding

feels really really bad

>small penis
>when I take the condom out i have to even roll back the reservoir
>when I cum, the condom gets bigger from the cum
>right before sex I always go to the bathroom and jerk off to fill up the condom (i always buy black ones so my girl won't notice)
>for the rest of evening I pretend I enjoy the sex and fake orgasms
>I think my gf pretends too
>after 2-3 hours of rubbing against each other, we pretend to come at the same time, and tell us how awesome it was
>not effay

>>11518203
shit, at least your getting it i guess

>>11518203
how small are you though? like under 5" kill yourself tier?

>>11518089
he's not even fat if he's atlethic.

I'm 178cm and 78kg. Ottermode, and I'm fine. Not shredded, not summer approved but fine.

>>11518276
your bmi is 24,6. thats 0,6 points from overweight I wouldnt say thats fine

>>11518543
>he fell for the BMI meme

>>11518141
shave it and wear a hat anon, not as bad as you think. i do it, it just wurks.

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>Have a large nose from the side
Feels bad and I'm not even jewish.

Also pic related is what I'm looking at right now.

>>11518576
are these your classmates?

>large nose
same here, having a huge ass nose can be /fa/ if the rest of your face is godlike though

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>>11518576
having a big nose can still be effay

>>11518562
>triggered
whatever makes you feel better anon

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>>11518621
case in point

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>>11518543
this guy had a BMI of 29.8

>>11518621
Naw, I'm at McDicks and I spotted them.

>>11518636
Hmm, thats a pretty effay haircut

>>11518576
Is that Sparletta creme soda?
Are you in South Africa?

>>11518715
I hate how bodybuilders look, but I am going to say that this man looks very good in this picture. Such beautiful proportions.

>>11518759
I think thats a Fernandes bottle.
And no, I'm from Holland

>>11518203
Can we discuss this desu

How do you make your dick effay. Like what should I do with my pubes. I refuse to completely shave off because that is insanely uncomfortable and just shit overall especially when you have a stubble under the skin like a beard and just makes it look weird as fuck. How can you style your pubes . Normally I just get my clippers and pass the smallest guard I have. Feels good man.

who wide hips here
>have to size up on t-shirts so they don't accentuate my waist

>>11518641
His lips remind me of Arthur Schopenhauer.

>>11518914
iktf

Uniqlo tees are pretty good though

>ugly box-shaped body
>no boobs
>broad shoulders
>thick calves
i thought losing weight would help but its only made everything wrong with my fucking body more evident. i thought i could enjoy wearing cute clothes but i feel like i look disgusting in anything that isn't oversized or a hoodie.
should i just die

>>11518925
nah, wear oversized shit, or mens clothing.
it looks cool as fuck on girls.
if you have a good face just go skele and wear crazy shit, i hope you work/study in a creative field

>>11518902
twist the pubic hair and cut

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>>11517983
christ that is an ugly foot

>>11518925
sounds like my gf, got that rowers body. she also kinda dresses like a box but still looks cute 2 me so w/e.

6'5 male, used to be an athlete and now I can't get rid of my muscular quads

>>11519687
woe is you