>black adidas tracksuit and pants
>russian paratrooper t shirt (those with white and blue stripes)
>irish farmer cap
>adidas sneakers
>golden watch and necklaces
>vodka bottle (optional)
And yes, im a gopnik
Oh yeah. I forgot to mention. You must no how to squat properly.
>not wearing brogues with your tracksuit
Sorry for the typo.
>>11493529
So tell me how do you squat bro? Is there real slavic blood in you? Are you living in western Europe/america or eastern Europe/russia/Asia?
>live in Eastern Europe
>see these cretins daily, everywhere
>/fa/ kiddies think this is some nxtlvlfshn
>>11494003
What part of Eastern Europe?
>>11493990
Im actually from northern Europe, Finland to be exsact. But my great grandmother is from Ingria, so i might have some slavic blood in me.
>>11495097
Why are you all so good at orienteering
And so bad at hockey
>>11493990
And for squatting tips, keep your heels on the ground and your legs pretty wide. That gives you great stamina and you have your hands free for shooting gypsies, drinking vodka etc.
>>11495107
>for shooting gypsies
ESPECIALLY for shooting gypsies. Scum of the fucking earth.