Is this accurate?

>le fashion autism rules

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>>11461697

fucking kekked. saved.

fashion rules are pretty stupid just wear what you are comfortable wearing

>>11461573
100%
insecure jocks will agree with
>>11461697

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>>11461573
Nah, maybe for menswear, but if you are going for an 80s look short shorts are the answer

short shorts are dope and if youre not wearing them youre either fat, short, or have chicken legs

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>>11461727
accept no substitutes

>>11461697
This is exactly what the person who made that graphic meant, or imagined their target audience wanted them to mean, and it's gross af.

I like them on the knee or just slightly higher like the 10". I don't really like shorts anymore though, so I'd avoid wearing them if possible.

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>>11461751
we shortshorts croptop now

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>>11461573
fashion guide for insecure betas

>>11461697
if your goal is to be dressed like a fuccboi

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>>11461697
>mfw not a manlet so 10" fits like 8"

>>11462784
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>>11462784

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>Being insecure about having exposed thighs
lol

>shorts
lmao

>wearing shorts

You fucking Philistine's.

>>11461697
who here /bottomgay/?

>>11461573
>not having 23 inch thighs and wearing rugby shorts all day

baka desu senpai

>>11463637
>>11463650
>Shorts are bad now
1st day on /fa/?

>>11461573
Anything longer than 7" inseam looks dumb.

>>11461697
This seem accurate because the Gay one is wearing New Balance runners.

Also, how does the belt and the degree to which it is visble play into the Gaylord / Success / Spazoid continuum?

>>11463781
post an outfit with shorts that doesn't look like a high schooler

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>>11463978

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>>11462403
real talk

>>11461751
Too long

>>11463896
from best to worst

>good tier
black leather
brown leather

>ok tier
black, brown, or navy fabric belt

>meh tier
no belt
any other colour fabric belt

>shit tier
one of those elasticated belt things
shoestring

amount of exposure isn't an indicator on it's own

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>>11464890
HST inspo

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>>11465066

>>11461573
according to who? wear what you want how you want you fucking faggots

half of you are too autistic to go outside yet you worry about what to wear when you get out there??

toppest of the tip top tippity tip topping tip top kek

>>11461573
i like long shorts
im not sorry

I had a date lined up with a girl yesterday, but she bailed. Saw her later at the bar with my roommate--when I stepped out for a smoke, she confessed to him that she decided I was gay because my shorts were too short (6")

This is in Santa Barbara though, where everyone wears 9-10 inch boardshorts or baggy jeans. Do I really have to be celibate to dress the way I like?

>>11465381
>Santa Barbara

There's your problem. Nothing but fickle fucks with no taste up there.

>>11461573
the MFA/dadcore autist that made this does not understand that fashions for shorts change. Like women's dresses. From 1940s until 1980s short and shortest were the mainstream. In the 1990s and 2000s absolute longest and too long were de rigeur.

THe pendelum swings. I like short shorts, because I have great legs. Bitches.