Could I pull this haircut off?

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me

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diff angle

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>>11433464

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>>11433475

>>11433467
>>11433464
>>11433449
no

lose weight

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so I (male) have longish straight hair
what kind of clips would /fa/ use to sorta clip it up like a half manbun without the bun?
can't cut it short cause it hides my oreilles

>>11433499
A lady is throwing a party where each guest shows up as their favorite emotion. A guest arrives dressed in green. "Envy!" she says, and lets him in.

A lady comes dressed in red. She says, "Anger!" and lets her in.

Two naked guys walk up to the front door. One guy is holding a bowl of pudding with his penis stuck in it, and the other guy has his penis in a hollowed-out pear.

"Wait a minute," she says to them. "This is supposed to be an emotion party!"

The first guy says, "Yeah, and I'm fucking dis-custard."

The second guy says, "And I'm deep in dis-pear."

>>11433449
>>11433464
>>11433467
go for it!

>>11433475
>>11433499
>>11433503
fuck off

>>11433449
loose weight before you attempt an overcut

>>11433508
overthinking it man.

>>11433499
Fucking lost

>>11433449
bait. fuck the fuck off

This is the best thread on /fa/

>>11434523
>overcut
LMAO.

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>>11437951
>fuck the fuck off

>>11433449
Looks like he already pulled it out, or shaved it.
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I thought this was a joke thread...