ITT: >you're at his birthday party What do you give him?

severed cat head

>>11426212
a noose

>>11426212
I'd attempt to make him an accessory made out of rough metal, like a bracelet or maybe even a ring.
I guess if it's simple enough, the most important part will be that you attempted to be creative and went out to construct something for Him.

A gift card to kohls or old navy

my 10 year old used geobaskets

Force him to high five me.

>>11426212
a big hug

$10 H&M giftcard.

>>11426212

A book, a sandwich and my passport.

freak book

>>11426212

a shite in a bag

Beanie Baby

some original ideas

>>11426212
I carve spoons. So I give him a spoon.

>>11426212

an earful about how useless pieces you can't actually use in daily life are

Fashion sense

colouring pencils

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>>11426349

A cheap, colorful little bouncing ball

>>11426212

handmade macaroni necklace

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A pair of fake geos

>>11426300
LOOK AT THIS FREAK!!!

>>11426410
>yfw those geos in the pic are actually authentic
>yfw they only look good on models

>>11426212
a hug and a kiss

A handmade wooden statue

>>11426287
oldfag identified

>>11426212
crayons

my services to him to do with as he pleases

Socks

>>11426287
>so few people picking up on this

>>11427060
its from an interview with him so what faggot stop acting superior

>>11426212
probably one of those ninja blender things for smoothies

i got one for my aunt and she really liked it

>>11426327
You first

>>11426287
This

>>11426212
bosley gift card

>>11426775
that has nothing to do with being and olfag, literally anyone from 2018 can read his interviews or whatever

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>>11426237
>>11426280
>>11427207
kek

>>11426287
>tfw tiny pockets

>>11426212
A haircut

Black boxer shorts with a big hole in the front that display your dick when you're wearing them.

>>11426287
best itt

>>11426775
dude that wasnt that long ago

used condom and four skittles

my virginity

My virginity

my Virginity

MY VIRGINITY

my sharona

head

You're all doing great <3

>>11427074
yeah my mum has one and she loves it, really loud though

a shirt from brooks,pants from j.crew,shoes from allen edmonds and blazer from zegna

>>11426222
Kek

>>11428063
yes

>>11426501
theyre fake