how do you dress to attract millennial tumblr qts

>>11393083

like cole sprouse

dad caps
old skools/sk8 his
flannel
ripped jeans
long tee

pretty much dress basic as shit with no unique style to yourself

>>11393083
>millennial tumblr qts

so THAT'S what they're called -- thanks OP

>>11393083
Bernie Sanders gear

Prison jumpsuit, creep

File: tumblr_ndwy9nHC7k1sg9z5bo1_500.jpg (213KB, 500x667px) Image search: [Google]

213KB, 500x667px

>>11393083
dress up your non-binary side

Like their absent fathers, works every time.

>>11393177
? What did OP do to go to prison? Is pic related underage or something?

Urban outfitters-core, as they just wear the female version.

Or, what I wear. I get a decent amount of tumblr-core qt pussy, or at least I did before finding someone a little more intelligent and mature...
Skinnyishjeans, not too tight, cuffed 511s are a good tightness as it gets rid of the slight flare in the ankle. Black or dark blue.
Standard fitting t-shirts: black, grey, heathered earth tones that go with your skind/hair tone. These girls also like obscure band Ts

Slim vulc shoes like eras or something like oxfords. Boots in the winter

Wool sweaters

Flannels, but subtle ones. No checkered shit or kohl's-core

Facial hair, messy hair, and if you require glasses then something trendy like Oliver Peoples or warby parker

Also learn how to play an instrument and read some literature and philosophy

>>11393083
Like a hipster, hip hoppity hip hopper :^) or skater. Surfer or punk might work too or a stoner, depends on the chick really.

Main thing is to provide what they don't have: stability

>>11393953
>hip hoppity hop hopper
Shut up.

>>11393966
>taking bait
Lighten up schmuck. You'll never get laid with that attitude!

>>11393966
Hip hoppity hip hopper detected. I shit on your culture as I shall shit on your grave

>>11393586

I work at Urban Outfitters and can confirm this

One thing I've noticed is that you can get away with being pretty ugly in the face as long as you're over 6 feet and skinny (not skinny fat)

But I guess that's true for all women not just millenials

You don't want tumblr bitches. They're a whole mess of emotional sjw bullshit you should avoid at all costs.

>>11394174
Not worth it.

File: 4L_rdlwEXEy.jpg (66KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]

66KB, 600x600px

>>11393973
Go fuck yourself m8
>>11393976
See pic

>>11393083
gray shirt, black skinnys desu. my tinder says so. also not white so either tumblr qts are nignog lovers or they luv brown sugar qt bois

>>11394174
>>11393083
if you want to attract them you have to pay a high price you will probably regret in the future, both socially and echonomically.

My advice, just pass if you don't attract them already.

>>11394174
can you get a job with neck like that

>>11394395
In Starbucks.

>>11394174
Don't these girls love black dick?

>>11393524
Millenials are at most 16 anon

>>11394453


Get off 4chan for awhile bud.

File: tumblr_nu262bTmoM1s7y6ddo1_500.jpg (62KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

62KB, 500x500px

Like this

File: 1384419481334.jpg (26KB, 500x361px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 500x361px

>>11393083
Wear this hat

>>11394522
What? The millennial generation is usually set at being born between the mid - late 80s and 2000 (but less commonly up to 9/11).

They're almost all at least 16.

>>11394326
>still triggered

You're a weakling, die so your weak genes don't shit up the human race

>>11393586
this is surprisingly spot on. for shoes though, you can sub in low docs or new balance, I think

>>11394587
w2c pants

>>11394605
Huh? I thought millenials were 2000-onward. My whole fucking world is crumbling down before me

File: fratboys.jpg (90KB, 638x425px) Image search: [Google]

90KB, 638x425px

>>11393083
I work in a nightclub and see these tumblr girls hook up with fratboy guys all the time despite claiming to hate them while sober, your best bet would be to start lifting weights and wear polo shirts, chino shorts and baseball caps

>>11394922
Can confirm

File: tumblr_inline_nsc34emq6V1t20cm1_540.jpg (81KB, 540x539px) Image search: [Google]

81KB, 540x539px

>tfw this is all i attract

i just want blonde, blue eyes, and tanned already

>>11394896
No, they're the people coming of age during and just after the millennium.

So most of the people on here probably.

>>11395228
Actually forget the last line, I forgot we were on /fa/ for a moment.

be white
have messy hair
wear black

>>11395134
Fuck off slut

File: tumblr_nrqgn6kEn91smho91o1_1280.jpg (660KB, 1280x1280px) Image search: [Google]

660KB, 1280x1280px

>>11393083

>>11394922
All girls love tall, muscular, and handsome men (aka Chads). How is this news to you?

What is found to be attractive is universal:

1. Be fit
2. Have high social status
3. Be charming

You don't want to dress like a tumblr thot counterpart.

File: Zzrtd3v.png (267KB, 469x357px) Image search: [Google]

267KB, 469x357px

>>11393586
this is how i got my last gf lel

>>11395134
Oh shit I was there that day

>>11393993
I also work at Urban Outfitters and can double confirm this

>>11394522
the oldest Millenials are in their mid 30s

>>11394522
t-that's not what millenial means anon

>>11394066
This

OP, I would suggest aiming for more plain-dressing girls with good aesthetics. You can coach them on their fashion sense, but you cacnt coach the crazy out of tumblr hoes.

That being said, all you need to attract a crazy tumblr hoe (assuming you have a good face and decent body) is 1. dress and behave exactly like mac demarco 2. smile a lot and be warm/friendly

Tumblr sluts are such hypocrites. I was in a shitty 1-time art class and I drew the models boobs too big or something, and this tumblr bitch who was following me gave me hell for how I drew it... Yet a dozen minutes later she followed me as I was washing my hands and put her disgusting body over my arm, too close for comofrt i could feel her breathing down my chest (disgusted) and she knew what she was doing

I told her "Could you get the fuck off me?" and she laughed nervously. Now i hope she went back to tumblr and posted about how she sexually harassed a white cis male

>>11395777
Thirding - I've been involved with some tumblr girls and it's never been worth it.

As this anon said look for girls that obviously dress well - but are still normie core.

File: smug.jpg (110KB, 500x375px) Image search: [Google]

110KB, 500x375px

>>11395795
>it's a "anon get bullied and molested by a girl" episode

>>11395902
>>11395795
JUST LIKE IN MY CHINESE CARTOONS

>>11394527
yeah, really. one of my friends/drinking buddies is black and seeing what happens at parties really doesn't fit in with the 4chan /r9k/ narrative. I'm sure some fetishize it, but like 75% of the reactions are uncomfortable as fuck. Especially with Asians (holy shit asian girls are racist).

>>11395795
kek
and then you woke up and posted this on fa

>>11394522
millenials at at least 16

File: bitch.jpg (68KB, 800x660px) Image search: [Google]

68KB, 800x660px

>>11394922
You sound like this guy

>>11393160
>>11393165
this

>>11393586
what I did and have pretty decent tumblr gf. Also not sure why but they find daddy kink jokes insanely funny.

>>11394030
or have a decent face, I'm 5"5 and my gf is 5"3

>>11395409
4. be passionate about something
it shows confidence

other than that you're pretty spot on.

health goth or whatever its called, look like the bad boys from 11th grade

>>11393083
Why would you want this?

>Non-prescription meme glasses
>Ironic Band T Shirt
>long sleeve black and white striped shirts
>skinny jeans
>dark blue jeans
>converse and vans
>chukka boots
>meme watches(preferably with a theme like pacman or the flash)
>Cardigans
>dark wine red pants
>messenger bag or meme backpack
>dress like a hipster
Also you can't attract them with clothes alone that just gets your foot in the door, you have to pretend to like their shitty strange band tastes, and tell them you love Supernatural, Trueblood, Rick and Morty, Adventure Time, and other meme cartoons, wear a cologne that gives you the scent of a young man, pretend to read if you don't already, if it ever comes up say you are good with computers.

I dress like a skaterboy from the mid 00s sans DC shoes and I am a regular at museums and a shitty retro-indie club.

>>11396796
lmao, this seems like a 35 year olds guess at what they like

>>11396780
That's just part of being charming.

The only thing that changes for meme thots is that "high social status" means being in a band or something.

get /fit/ but lightweight and wear basic as fuck fast fashion shit

>>11395806
Most of the girls I've fucked have been trust fund tumblr art hoes. Not worth the time in any way.

>>11394922
actually its just because the chads aren't too pussy to apprach these girls.

just follow >>11393586 advice and approach them yourself

>>11396796
this>>11396906

This is terrible , you'd look like a fucking cartoon character just do what >>11393586
said

>>11394896
Those are "Gen Z" or post-milennials, anon. If you were born between 85-99 you're probably a millennial yourself.

>>11395405
You poor soul. I'm sorry you believe such nonsense.

>>11394922
But then again, those are only the type of girls that go to nightclubs in the first place, so likely not the same girls saying they hate them.

>>11394066
>>11395777
>>11395806
>>11397017

fifthing this. these girls are unbearable in so many ways and always arent as good a lay as youd think theyd be.

>>11395316
Yay

>>11393083
>>11393083
>>11393083
>>11393083
Fuck what I said before about wanting a tumblr girl, they're scummy people.

My gf of more than a year just up and told me she wants to test out shit with other guys (kissing n shit idk, not sex tho), and she said im unprogressive. she then said if I didnt trust her that she loved me that we're over.

im done, fuck every last one of em.
I put up with no sex for a fucking year for this.


side note, they dont put out unless theyre cheating on you.

>>11397421
haha, cuck.

If she hasn't dumped you yet, run run run run away anon. Tumblr girls are the worst.

>>11397241
Sixthing this. A tumblr girl nearly ruined my life. I can't stress enough how bad of an idea it is to get involved with one. Avoid them like the plague and just bust a nut to em online

>>11397421
Get out while you can, you can thank me later

>>11394884
rick

>>11397421
That's messed up anon, I'm really sorry to hear that. :(
Despite never actually having had Tumblr I've been accused of being pretty "tumblrina" and I would never do something like that, I'm like disgustingly monogamous. The idea of being with anyone other than my bf of 5 years makes me feel icky and nauseous desu.
I don't think it's a tumblr girl thing but rather an incompatibility thing, if she wanted an open relationship she should have been clear from the get go. I hope you find yourself a nice, monogamous tumblr qt with a high sex drive someday. I promise we exist.

>>11395316
those cool azn's with anime haircuts get these girls all the time, same with blacks who "dress white" and look like kid cudi

>>11397493
No one cares.
>>11397421
When I dated one she had a huge cognitive dissonance where she hated me and spread rumors behind my back but then the second she saw me she wanted my dick and affection. It was really weird. She eventually gave me an ultimatum that I had to stop making fat jokes or she'd stop seeing me. She was rail thin and used to be anorexic or something. She was full of shit who knows. Anyway I kept making fat jokes instead lmao.

>>11397506
No one cares.

>>11397506
>>11397421
Whoa

Wait though bro, you "put up with no sex for a whole year because of this?" lmfaon dude you actually deserved to be cucked, have some balls next time jesus christ, stand up for yourself.

>>11397487
ty

I have a lot of tattoos and mostly wear black.

>>11396796
>chukka boots
>meme watches(preferably with a theme like pacman or the flash)
>Cardigans
>dark wine red pants
>messenger bag or meme backpack
>dress like a hipster
thanks dad

how does a black guy get some tumblr pussy if im not a rapper
seems like these chicks go all #BLM on tumblr but be scared of blacks IRL

File: hqdefault.jpg (17KB, 480x360px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 480x360px

>>11398138
can you make your hair do this

>>11397506
ye thats exactly how it went sadly

>>11397421
break up asap

>>11398138
just do as much "tumblr stuff" as possible. listen to shitty trendslave music and talk about how women are so oppressed omg. that's literally all these people care about

>>11398365
>tfw I do this and then draw a swastika on their butt after a one night stand

>>11398548
theyll say you raped them and brainwashed them with neonazi propaganda

>>11397506
look up borderline personality disorder

most of these crazy girls have it

>>11393083
PIC RELATED IS MY COUSIN STOP

Dress weird but with an overall theme. They dig piercings and memes. Also milsurp and vibrant patterns.

>>11398594
you sound like a middleaged dad trying to describe the tumblr aesthetic

>>11397216

did your mom tell you that, twink?

File: image.jpg (114KB, 540x960px) Image search: [Google]

114KB, 540x960px

one of my best friends is a stereotypical tumblr grill
all you have to do is be able to supply her with weed and voila

>>11398568
they all think they have it, they really just have special snowflake syndrome.

people who actually have bpd are absolutely mental. like attempting suicide every 2 weeks, constantly self-harming, huge mood swings multiple times a day. It's fucked bro.

>>11398630
No, I am a girl and therefore know what girls want better than any idiot on 4chan who has never actually been within a 10 foot radius of a woman. There is no "all girls" just as there is no "all men". If you actually met one you might realize this.

>>11398656
this

File: 1459244902585.png (633KB, 700x1050px) Image search: [Google]

633KB, 700x1050px

>>11395379

>>11398872

>another girl claiming to know what she wants


lelelel

they're not attracted to 4channers dressing themselves in an effort to please them

>>11395134
Pappas in the house

>>11393586
post example pic

>>11393586
In other words, go to a small, white, liberal arts college

>>11398138
you got to emasculate yourself and be trendy like ian connor or some shit

>>11398993
this

>dressing to attract whores
Kill yourself. Just find something YOU like, trying to dress to impress some kind of girl is only going to make you come off as non-authentic or you will end up attracting whores that don't actually match you. So even if you just want to fuck them, thats not the best ideia.

>>11398993
>>11393516

>>11398138
stick to your own race

>>11398651
i second this

with a noose around your neck

>>11398651
this bitch looks like a dumb slut

>>11398919
saved

>>11399712
wow tough guy huh?
shes actually a really good person

File: tumblr_o81yyq2xDz1s7y6ddo1_540.jpg (62KB, 540x540px) Image search: [Google]

62KB, 540x540px

>>11394587

>>11399920
yes and?
Good people can also be dumb sluts

File: tumblr_nndrkiheKo1skytjmo1_500.jpg (87KB, 500x493px) Image search: [Google]

87KB, 500x493px

>You will never date elizabeth jane
Why even live

>>11399712
She is, he said so himself
>>11398651
>all you have to do is be able to supply her with weed and voila

>>11400173
Tinfoil is so cool. The clothing that he makes is really nice.

>>11394922
this. the more a woman tries to identify herself through clothing, makeup, hair, etc, the weaker her sense of identity on a basic level. Getting girls like this has almost nothing to do with how you dress and everything to do with how forceful you are. In fact, I'd venture all your skinny jeans and delicately styled hair is a turn off for the vast majority of them.