when someone says >"heddy slimayne"

when someone says

"give enchee"

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>dye ore

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"versass"

"sainT lorrent"

>wuh-taps

moh-shino

>>11375830
"talenTless hack"

ball-mayne
raf simens instead of simohns
people who completely butcher ann demeulemeester

basically any french/dutch name coming from someone who has no clue to pronounce it. american accent is probably the worst.

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bay len chee arga

>salvatore ferrar gammo

>her mees

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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"OH MY GOD I LOVE LANN VINN"

emmay plus

>>11375786
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>>11375830
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>>11376090

s-so h-how do you pronounce these

>>11376114

>>11375786
Hedi Slimane: eddy slimahn
>>11375793
Givenchy: zjee von shee (zjee sounds like gi in giselle)
>>11375804
Dior: dee or
>>11375809
Versace: ver sah chee
>>11375830
Saint Laurent: sahn lorron (sort of)
>>11375998
WTaps: double taps
>>11376033
Moschino: mo skeeno
>>11376065
Balmain: Bal (like ballet) mahn
Raf Simons: Raf Simmohns
Ann Demeulemeester: Anne De mule emeester
>>11376081
Balenciaga: Bal (like ballet) En see arga
>>11376090
Hermes: Air Mehz

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> ver sah chee
Why do you American do this

Versace: vair saucy

>>11376454
it's vair sah chay right

>gucci man

>>11376699
its versach

>>11376155
its ahn, not anne you faggot

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americans lol

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>>11376780
??? u srs?

>>11376155
Givenchy : Ji (No D, just J) - Ven (like Antony) - shee
Saint Laurent : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0CoLwrbiZ4 at the end. I can't explain how to say the hin and han sounds
Hermès : Air Mess

>>11377105
I speak french, I know how to say all three just typing them out phonetically is difficult

There's no hard S on Hermès either

>>11377130
I understand that.
What do you mean by hard S? The S is pronounced, it's Hermesse

>>11376155
>Balenciaga: Bal (like ballet) En see arga
Bal (like ballet) En C (as in the letter C) aga

>>11376155
The -chy in givenchy is hard. It's not shee, it's chi

>>11377175
No, it's shee, like shit.

>>11377175
bait

>>11377175
source?

>>11377175
>>11377105
>>11376155

http://vocaroo.com/i/s17fRxUK05Tx

>>11377211
Where are you from?

>>11377211
Eh, nailed everything except Raf Simons and Ann Demeulemeester, only native Dutch speakers can nail those names.

Source: Im a bilingual Belgian.

>>11377229
australia but french background
>>11377235
yeah anns name always fucks me up

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>converse instead of ramones

>>11375793
"ga-vin-chee"

>>11376155
>>11377105
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>>11377211
the s in hermès is hard. also the r should be really harsh.

decent vid where they say a few:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaE8TAZHa-8

though they don't pronounce ann demeulemeester correctly either and some are slightly off

>Implying I give a fuck how to pronounce this shit correctly

It looks good on me
I can call it old navy for all I care

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>>11376155
>sahn lorron

Ay-dee-das

Holy shit you guys are autistic

Addy-dass

>>11378425
that's correct though. the name adidas comes from the founder's name Adolf Dassler. Adi short for Adolf. Das for Dassler.

How is Ralph Lauren pronounced, is it Lauren or Laren

>>11378461

I'm pretty sure it's pronounced "La ren" actually, not even memeing

>>11378493
I've heard it's pronounced both ways from a lot of different people, but I've always called it La ren

>>11376155
>ver sah chee

VUHSACHEE VUHSACHEE MEDUSA HEAD ON ME LIKE IM LUMINATI

guh key

Uh-dee-dus

>>11376155
you have just listed the way americans prononce these names, in italy people call it Ver-sah-che, theres no chee, im guessing you got that from a rap song.
also ann demeulemeester, in belgian, is pronounced Aan demolle-meester

>>11378680
"Belgian" is not a language, you mean Dutch. And thats not how you pronounce it in Dutch.

This is how you pronounce both names in Dutch, coming from a Belgian.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17bUmZGfRS0

>>11378705
you have a very deep bas voice, you dont hear that alot

>>11376155
wait, do people actualy pronounce Simons like the name Simon
that's so stupid

>>11378705
alleé lambiek

>>11377211
wow you have a beautiful voice

>>11375786
It's supposed to be Hadi Slaymane

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Heidi lives in LA and drags his twink ass out to lame poser shows all the time, and everyone calls him "hi-dee slimayne"

Anyone who doesn't is foreign or a pretentious cunt pretending to be. Enjoy your new name hidee you fucking runt.

Phonological drift is the price you pay for turning your birth name into a brand and entering it into the arena of mass culture. Welcome to linguistics

>>11380487
thanks

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>>11377211
>not just buying all your clothes from Tar-zjay