Could you guys recommend some effay keychains?

You're that one stupid fuck who keeps making keychain threads even though nobody else cares

>>11352881
This looks like it can open bottles.
What else can it do?

>>11352957
It is a bottle opener. Go to their site

i use Alpha Industries red strap attached to cuff

>>11353089
This. I didn't feel like using mine so I just went to UO and took one from their floor products

>>11352881
if you have a bottle opener as a keychain wouldnt you just look like some weirdo who always has a bottler opener on hand just in case?
why not just pay 200$ for a key chain that says some expensive designer's name on it
>not just having cute anime boy chibis as your keychain
>b-baka

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here u go

>>11353281
If always having a bottle opener makes yoi weird, then you definitely arem't australian

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Bottle opener, NY Yankees logo keychain.

>>11354223
>Mainstream sports team is effay
k...

>>11353101
You literally stole an alpha industries tag?

>>11354081
I've never seen an attractive or well dressed Aussie

They're always screaming and poorly dressed bogan types

And have Ellie Golding tier unattractive accents

>>11354384
Piss off sieg you fat spic.

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>>11352881
Why would you want key chains clogging up your pockets? Just don't use them at all.

On another note why the fuck would you need bottle opener at all? Just use whatever is around you familia, it's not that hard

>>11354400
Keychain keeps my keys in one place when it's on a belt loop. If I don't, my keys settle in a giant lump in the bottom of my pocket.

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mine

>>11353281
I don't know anyone that finds this weird. Most people I know have a bottle opener on their keychain. Then again most people I know drink a fuckton.

>>11353281
>>11355054
having a drinking problem is /fa/