Meals

>>11351463
>recessed filter
kys

>>11351463
That's not a meal you stupid faggot.

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+ extra salsa

>>11351501
>He isn't cutting constantly

>>11351504
fat spic, this isn't effay in the slightest.
>>11351463
First off, buy more and better cigs than that you fucking pleb. Secondly that's not a meal, it's a substitute for a meal if you can even count that as a sub.

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>>11351463
We get it you don't eat food

Pic related is a sushirrito i tried the other day, trendy food always tastes mediocre to awful and this was awful lmao

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Not effay, I'm just poor. If anyone has any healthy cheap suggestions that aren't eggs I'd love to hear them. I'm so mad at myself for buying this many eggs, they taste so gross.

>>11351510
I normally smoke spirits but my friend gave me that pack. I have this every morning and it keeps me sated until a light lunch .

>>11351532
how do u cook ur eggs?
buy some soy sauce
classic salt n pepper
use some sesame oil and pepper
mix with green onions and/or other veggies
fry potatoes and scramble with eggs
buy heavy cream and mix and scramble for fluffier eggs

>>11351532
Literally rice and beans. Seasoning and veggies, done. Fresh produce is very inexpensive and beans that arent canned are dirt cheap as well. You can live off of like 50$ or less a month this way.

>>11351532
Lmaoooooooo
I'm poor too and busy so I eat cereal and "baked" potatoes aka you put them in the microwave for 5 minutes

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Breakfast

>>11351532
There's so many ways to cook eggs and utilize them in other dishes.

Eat them with ramen
Make french toast
make egg in a hole
put them in stir fry
put them in other types of stir fry
make pancakes and shit with them
eat more ramen

>>11351463
>>11351479
>fucking smoking

>>11351568
Made myself some oatmeal with brown sugar and cinnamon for breakfast

>>11351569
exactly. just throw shit together and it'll usually turn out okay

>>11351571
Fresh produce at farmer's markets can be cheap. frozen veggies can also be cheap.

Lately I've been making oatmeal, ramen (with an egg and spinach), and rice and veggies.
Best meal I've made was a slow-cooked roast with potatoes, egg noodles, onions, and carrots.

>>11351569
>>11351571
I usually just cook them in a pan and throw in some pepper. Next time I go to the store I'll pick up some beans, potatoes, green peppers and onions, thanks guys.

>>11351600

Mushrooms omlettes are dope. Whisked egg on butter pan then in a seperate pan cook mushrooms with dehydrated tomato, white onion, shallots, bell pepper then lay that shit in the egg batter and fold that fat fuck over.

I smoke weed for breakfast
I drink lean for breakfast
I take molly I take xanax
I can't eat no breakfast

>>11351510
calm down hungry skeleton

>>11351510
I'm white, and so is the chef that owns that restaurant, fuccboi.

>>11351638
calm down hungry skeleton

>>11351513
Fusion cuisine was a mistake

Oatmeal and tea for breakfast. Maybe some toast with honey if I'm feeling adventurous.

>>11351532
i don't know why but i laughed really hard at this post

>>11351463
>cigarettes
Holy shit why do people still smoke these?

>>11351622
kek

Pic related is an /fa/ breakfast

>Not just smoking a cig in the local cafe where your best friend is bartending and read some papers before going home and taking the shit you've been waiting last 10 days

>>11351568
nice /puuro/ senpai

>>11351532
>beans and rice

First rethink these eggs. Where I live whole chicken is much cheaper per protein than eggs. Also they are more versatile, just get some olive oil and curry then you can make curry braised breast that tastes much better than anything made with eggs. Now save the bones and when you have a good amount cook then in water to get chicken broth. Use the broth to season the beans (I love broth + cloves + salt). Get brown rice for better taste and fibers.

>>11351532

Lentils, Beans, Rice, Vegetables

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I always add an egg and a tablespoon of peanut butter.

Not sure if this qualifies as /fa/ or just as NEET food (Im not one though).

>>11351532
eggs are fine man just gotta mix up how you prepare them or what you eat them with to keep it exciting

>>11351532
>stir fry
>pasta
>sandwiches
>pancakes
>ramen
the possibilities are endless anon

>>11352080
you haven't had good fusion food then
s c r u b

>>11352305
honestly, enjoying the taste and act of smoking.
Still much more the case with weed and nicotine vapes dont do it for a smoker.

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>>11354845
>peanut butter
WHY

>>11355076
My reaction at first too, but I encourage you to try it. I can almost guarantee your ramen will taste better.

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Jam on Toast

Any jam's fine.

>>11351463
where are you from?
here parliaments are one of the best and most expensive cigs but i never came across them in west europe

>>11354103

>Bartending in a cafe

>they bought into the eating meat meme

>>11355222
Northern Virginia

>>11355222
>>11355641
w2c parliaments in London?

>>11355133
Man's not wrong.

It adds a pseudo pad thai flavor to your cheapo monosodium glutamate noodles.

>>11356230
Smoke shop maybe I personally smoke spirits normally, but i just happened on a pack of parliments

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This

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>>11351532

>>11351463
Coffee and cigarettes is for poseurs.

Today, I had a cup of tea and scones, w/ raspberry jam and cream. I also had a fruit salad.

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>>11351463
Agree 100%. Quit smoking a few weeks ago and it feels bad man. A cig & a coffee whilst sitting on my balcony at 6am before the commute was one of the few daily pleasures I had, I guess my lungs feel a little better now.

>>11351463
If you consider this a meal, you can only be described as weak.

coffee is fine but provides no nutrition whatsoever, and cigarettes were only cool before the evidence against them became so compelling that you have to actually be retarded to smoke them

kek

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>>11351599
>fucking smoking

>not smoking

we /ck/ now