its that time again

saging because cringe. This is off-topic as fuck

File: thumbs-up-icon-blue-md.png (6KB, 285x299px) Image search: [Google]

6KB, 285x299px

>>11327300
No. TL;DR

>>11327663
fuck off

>>11327300

This wouldn't have been so bad if you didn't use that fucking copypasta.

i saved this from a thread if anyone wants to use it:
Bro. Last year i did the same, I shew my friends raf sneakers.
They said the same "ugly shits, alien shoes, wadervoz"
This year i buyed some raf. They Were like "wtf" "what are those" still
Since some months these cocksuckers began to wear cdg play, everybody in my town got play cons, wearing fake bape sharks and liking ozweegos pics on insta, saying Its their grails and god shoes.
When i tell them "yo i have raf and shew you some pairs Last year you said it Was horrible" and they Were all like
"i never said this man"
"wtf u are talking about"
And Now theyre all running on raf Dick
You must not give a fuck and the first error is to show your friends things like raf rick Because they are all going to follow the hype and it Will disgust you as it disgusted me to see richfaggots with fake bogos and other things

bored sick at home so i tried
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1S1AY8K42qA
my english is bad dont think i can do the whole thing without mistakes

bumparoo

>>11328830
i love it

>>11328844
Where you from?

>>11327300
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dBTYbuVaOT

my mic is shit

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WRq9uarHmi

i get told a lot my voice is effay by friends actually

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dT54ov11QC

>>11329143
faggot

>>11329201
great contribution. a bet posting that gave you a little rush, huh?

>>11328830
please do this one anons

>>11329172
sound asian

>>11329197
what the fuck is this autism lmao

File: fugue.jpg (124KB, 540x723px) Image search: [Google]

124KB, 540x723px

>>11329172
Hey chamone, your voice.. its so..
chamone: yeah??
its so.. effay.
chamone: its what?
effay
chamone: essay?
no effay. like the 4chan board
chamone: theres no one here

>>11329248
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RjVpXSEDpO

I won't even listen to this, I'm cringing thinking about it but I'm curious, rate me
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18RqWivb6rS

>>11329273
10/10
>>11329265
0/10 couldn't understand anything
>>11329172
10/10
>>11328844
qt
>>11329143
definitely a 10/10 (i may or may not be samefagging)

>>11329273
>>11328844
most effay

>>11329273
You sound like a homosexual Berlin resident.
See it as a good thing.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0L5VEMyU4ez

>>11329248
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xoqQlUapzL

for u

>>11329313
Good, I'm German

>>11328844
you remind me of that andreas peahc guy on youtube

>>11329328
i meant >>11329273

>>11329314
10/10 that accent

>>11329314
hahahahahahahahahhahahhaha
so funny to listen to another french speaking in english
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DO7sLJDqMA

File: 15541890293.jpg (48KB, 490x490px) Image search: [Google]

48KB, 490x490px

>>11329314
>>11329345
>frenchies
>those Rs
>can understand less and less as >>11329314 goes on
kek

>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0euN20Zk3hQ

be kind, shit's long ran out of breath

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cfD0zptvwG

>>11329372
Are you from the South in the US? Also for some reason you sound like a trap at some parts.

>>11329375
Are you Black?

>>11329379
That's funny, USW. Guess my age.

>>11329379
>Are you Black?
white as toast m8

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wlkvHZNpmY

DROWN IN IT

>>11329403
what is this, a recording for ants

>>11329406
>he doesn't know how to turn his volume up

>>11329403
you sound like a real life faggot

the kind of kid i'd bully in high school

holy fuck kys /fa/ggot

>>11329413
Thanks daddy

>>11329403
>nope

can't do it

>>11329036
i am living in the US but not my first language

>>11329248 this >>11328830 was more fun to do
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hUUBlbk2wi

>>11329446
>baah pehhhh
NOPE

>>11329391
>USW
What's/Where's that?
>Guess my age.
22?

>>11329401
shieeeeeeet

>>11329453
is it supposed to rhyme with vape?

>>11329403
This is me. Here's one in my actual speaking voice and not autismtron.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10gCZWjrwDi

File: 1462081527982.gif (2MB, 330x270px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 330x270px

>>11328844
>>11329446
Eastern European?
If so be my kurwa~

>>11329453
>BAPPEH

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1J86G1gGVcP

>>11329486
is this some ASMR tier shit? pretty sensual would fap to

>>11329486
fucking fa

File: 1436299844762.jpg (124KB, 500x373px) Image search: [Google]

124KB, 500x373px

my mic is fucking terrible
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KWeVD2J5oP

>>11329454
>>Guess my age.
>22?

Correct answer:
>40

>>11329446
u sound cute ;)

>>11329516
>40
No fucking way.

>>11329516

my fucken dad is 45, this is disturbing

>>11329512
gay af your voice is trembling anon

>>11329568
fucking happens quick.
>If I had kids when I was 18 they'd be 22 now.

>>11329589
What do you do? Do you have kids?

>>11329589
who has kids when theyre 18 lmfao

im legit not going to have kids before the age of at least 35

http://vocaroo.com/i/s13d5EyzN2Jn

i suck big time
i also mumble because im nervous about having people hear me speak
i swear i dont talk like this in real life :---(

>>11329616
you sound like a big fat sucky loser

>>11329609
>who has kids when theyre 18 lmfao

Round here it is not uncommon to have kids around 16 if you're stupid.

>>11329601
VP of Quality Control for a big corp, 2 kids.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Qzvj8lbgfM

I tried to add some inflection and energy.

>>11329616
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s13d5EyzN2Jn
Holy shit our voices sound exactly the same
Also the way you speak

>>11329638
>decent
>Think again fucker.

>>11329572
t-take that back b-bully

File: 1455109283.gif (1MB, 370x288px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 370x288px

>>11329627
Damn. I mean you could be making all this up, but if not, damn man.

>>11329638
>fooshboaih
Laughed out loud.
Also you fucking sound like you could be some obnoxious douche in a movie or video game. Well fucking done, loved it
>You’re fucking dead, kid.
Just perfect.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0g8DrXLh7jj
guess the country for bonus points

>>11329638
good job, friend

>>11329639
do you want to go on a date with me

>>11329627

post fit, genuinely interested

>>11329659
Sweden.

>>11329659
Brazil

>>11329653
No reason to lie on the internet.

>>11329666
No Satan. I've been called out by name before for doing that shit.

>>11329627

>vp of QC for a big corp
>on /fa/

KEKKK gtfo liar you're retarded

>>11329672
Is your wife effay?

>>11329673
No way to prove it really, so what the fuck ever. I just thought my voice sounded young af on the recording.

>>11329669
>>11329672
Nope.

Also general opinion on my voice? Is it any effay? I always thought I mumble a lot and it makes me sound kinda autistic.

>>11329659
denmark

>>11329694
no

>>11329688
Doesn't sound mumbled but sounds like you're afraid to talk too loudly, almost like your voice is slightly trembling.
Switzerland?

>>11329704
there's people sleeping in the house so that might be the reason.

Also... no, but getting closer

>>11329724
licthenstein?

>>11329797
Nah. It's in Eastern Europe.

>>11329486

Are you Australian?
I listesned to half of it and laughed my ass off
(My pussy may or may not be wet)

>>11329897
Pic of pussy

>>11329512
So fucking hot. I love your voice. Wish I could see what you look like

>>11329724
Ukraine

>>11329897
L O N D O N

O

N

D

O

N

bumpo

>>11329406
underrated

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FIgJPzqYbc

>>11327300
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Yw9LzctJ2R

>>11329919
thank you! ^.^ I wish I had a camera other than this shitty fucking webcam

>>11329638
Oh man this is perfect
>>11329486
Sexy
>>11329458
You sound like that one kid in high school that would threaten to shoot up the school but never went through with it

>>11329638
Okay, Jordan.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0e2u30SemUf
im foreign

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0e8tlXVFwRa
sry 4 bad english

>>11328844
are you a boy or a girl

>>11329197
where u from

>>11330594
favorite in this thread lmao

>>11329954
Less Eastern

>>11329638
You could be a VA

I'm black believe it or not. Gott love being raised in that upper middle class white suburb

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MEA11rfl2V

>>11332194
Dip yo nuggets dude

wtf???

>>11330339
You sound robotic. I thought you were a program for a second. Is this your reading voice or do you talk all monotone?

File: Coffee.gif (392KB, 500x332px) Image search: [Google]

392KB, 500x332px

>>11327300
Really rusty at this. http://vocaroo.com/i/s1H3bJDwoLXs
>>11329143
>>11328844
>>11329172
>>11329372
All good.

>>11329638
This one is probably the best.

>>11331358
kurwa
u
r
w
a

File: 1458315125431.png (431KB, 830x624px) Image search: [Google]

431KB, 830x624px

Late for work so I only did the first few sentences.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hKYkRqdREA

>>11332944
Here's the less expressive one.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sTDSAxTn7L

File: SdB11v6.jpg (262KB, 1023x1024px) Image search: [Google]

262KB, 1023x1024px

>>11330594
foreign and lovely voice but I couldn't understand some of it so 8/10

>>11330626
are you from south africa? 8/10

>>11332194
your voice is lovely and clear. you could do infomercials.

listen to my dulcet tones
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RpFA8Ybizk

n-no b-bully
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Xkndrso6mb

Anon you are honestly the ugliest fucking incestrous looking cunt ive ever seen in my time on the internet, your face looks like my cousins friends disabled grandads gurned jaw. your face looks like a prehistoric cavewomans botched operation.. I don't know why your parents conceived you, they are selfish desu, why would ugly as fuck parents bring a human life into the world and know that this will be on the path of failure. it's just PURE selfishness, your lips pout out like a prolapsed arsehole. you look like a cavewoman slash oompa loompa hybrid. honestly, why was you even born? you are dumb as fuck, ugly as fuck and just a boring indepth piece of shit. i would love to know what kind of thoughts you think of when you're alone. probably shit like "whens my chicken nuggets done" and stupid shit like that because you are just not capable of thinking of anything more intelligent because ur brain is strained. you look like a citizen of chernobyl reactor explosion, you took the radiation up your asshole and now you look like you do. shit son, you fucking ugly as fuck kid. why do you even live? --- biggest mystery known to man. you look like a fucking feral ghoul from fallout 3 everytime i see your caveman face i get a little bit scared that i will get killed by feral ghouls. seriously, what the fuck is wrong with your face? explain to me, because i honestly dont think you are human, you are a poorly made robot, you was prob made by dell or something as an experiment and the creators gave you the ugliest features known to man.. kid. i swear i just cannot believe it, people like you should be lined up and shot on the spot so you dont pollute the gene pool, you fucking abomination kid. i wish that happen, never have kids weeaboo cavewoman because you will cause a lot of unhappiness and depression, you absolute ugly fuck, you disgusting fucking chernobyl creature, mutant fuck, you an extra in the x-men bitch? die kid, die.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vBfmLNsLjU

guess my ethnicity

>>11335467
tradie

>>11332944
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1H3bJDwoLXs
tryhard