Effay Motorcycle Thread

here comes the cafe racer shitpost

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>>11324272
Not so fast there buddy. I got an album full of nakeds

>>11324277
i'd feel bad if i die without riding one of these seriously

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>>11324282
Nakeds are pretty tame, but there's something triumph's engines that make everyone squeal. Just gotta start small

>>11324286
Drop a single r from that machine and you get a bike that is naked and isn't tame. Still, i wanna try that striple cause it seems peculiar.

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Only harley that Isnt shit

>>11324296
Try out some of the yamaha's they've got the power but only if you really push it

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>>11324303

>>11324264
Can scooters be effay?

>>11324303
Yamaha bikes always felt sloppy except the R1 and R6. I don't say that they're slow or aren't fun. It just feels like it's lacking.

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>>11324306
Only if it's a vespa or a vintage moped

>>11324307
Yeah, all the powers up on the higher revs, helps it run cool atleast

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Full rick in bike form

inb4 50 vintage motorcycles pretty much identical

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>>11324319
Basically, their nickname back then was "Universal Japanese Motorbike"

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As effay as they come if you ask me.

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Are dual sports considered effay?

You're an un/fa/ motocryclist if:

>You ride a Harley and all your gear has Harley branding
>You have a tasseled leather jacket
>You have a sportbike and pretend you're the next Valentino Rossi when you're just a FODA fuckwit who rides fast on slow roads in a Fox brand tshirt with plaid shorts and walmart brand leather flipflops and trademark Douchebag White Oakleys.

>>11326346
What if the jacket isn't tasseled, but the handle bars are?

>>11326350
Then I'd ask why your motorcycle is styled after a little girl's training bicycle.

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Also here's some relevant images instead of just "shitposts"

>>11326358
lol

>>11324320
>>11324312
KTM's bikes are the most sexy of them all.

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I see no Confederate choppers, what a shame guys...

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>>11327119
these guys do the most amazing cycles ever desu

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Daily reminder that cafe racers and harleys are for cuckles who ride because they want to fit an image rather than actually enjoying riding.

>>11327131
Daily reminder that sportsbikes are for tiny cocked faggots who pretend they're the next MotoGP champion when they're just going to end up as part of a semi truck's grill.

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>>11327140
The funny thing is I didn't post, nor do I own a sportsbike :^)

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>>11324264

>>11327140
Dunno about that senpai, never once thought I was the next motogp champion. I ride pretty safe unless I'm on an empty ass stretch of main road or highway.

Why do cafe racer guys get butthurt so easily?

>>11327168
Not even a cafe racer, just wanted to join in the shaming shit bikers schpeel.

Link related; This is what happens when your average sportsbike rider wrecks: http://www.documentingreality.com/forum/f149/why-you-dont-wear-flip-flops-motorcycle-143965/

Turns out flip flops and Broakleys aren't actually safety equipment.

>>11327191
Yeah, well squids are fucking losers, give normal riders a bad name.
I never do fucked up shit on the roads, don't speed down backroads etc. I actually give a fuck about my own life and the lives of those around me. Plus, I've never personally been stupid enough to ride without at least proper footwear and jacket.

Get a triumph bonny and don't look back. Has the aesthetics and performance to match.

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>>11327232

how do i get my bf to buy a motorcycle so i can ride with him?

>>11327236
buy a motorcycle yourself and ride it instead of leeching off your boyfriend you malicious cunt.

>>11327241
wow, go fuck yourself

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>>11327250

welcome to 4chan

>>11324312
>ktm

>>11327119
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>>11327125
Kind of gross, looks like the overdone steampunk of motorcycles

>>11327241
He's right though.

>>11327250
>>11327236
NO GO, GREASO

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>>11327401
MY SIDES

>>11324264
>>>/fit/37301627

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>>11327236
Show him a bunch of moto-vlogging channels, videos of canyon riding and tell him that vibrations make you cum.

Or like previous anon said, get your own bike, but also try convince him to get one too after seeing you ride one, dual riding is so much more fun than having someone ride bitch.

>>11324305
2015 non abs model or gtfo

>>11327236
Give him the butt