There's literally nothing /fa/ about beards

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this man is more /fa/ than you will ever be

beard culture is fucking hilarious

>>11242664
santa claus lookin

>>11242664
>That man is more fat than I will ever be

FYI

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>>11242687
>>11242697
stay pleb

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>>11242700
why he look like fawful

>>11242682
literally overweight men who have to compensate for something.

>>11242682
like I can appreciate a nice stubble but when you literally make it the centre of attention I just want to slap that shit right off.

>>11242697
killy so new it hurts

itt people who can't grow beards

>>11242700
>>11242884
I never liked his designs either, just a matter of taste. I like monocrome more but I do like pastels and I respect that he has his way of artistic expression but for me it's still just "circuscore" also he is fat. Take my opinion literally and get mad. Your choice.

>>11242931
Hey fatty, your beard isn't hiding the fact that you don't have a jawline. Stay mad

>>11242647
Beards are so cringy. You look like a grub and everyone can tell you are hiding your weak jaw line

>>11242647
That shit looks gay.
A mean more gay than even SLP runways

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>>11244205
heard u was talkin shit

>>11242697
Kek'd

>>11244211
I was referring to normie's logic

>>11242664
no shit, he's part of the antwerp six

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I think beards can look good in /professor-core. Otherwise I agree with you.

>>11242647
Is his entire profile filled with shit like that?

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First time growing it out long, it's been 3 months now. I try to disassociate myself from all the beard culture art of manliness autismos by not drawing attention to my beard, but people I haven't met in a while still make it a topic of discussion sometimes. How can I avoid it or cut off the conversation short?
>inb4 shave

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>post yfw the beard trend is finally dying

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Beard culture is stupid but i like my beard so fuck you

Guys like in ops pic ruin it for everyone

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>>11244363

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>>11244385
David Mitchells beard is life saving.

>>11244429
I can't take him seriously with or without it, his voice is just to cartoony

No it's not, he still looks gross

Short stubble master race reporting in

Beards are cringey and those who brag about their beards are even cringier

I grow a beard because I'm not a woman or a child.

>>11244572
Projecting much? Sounds like someone's compensating

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why do you guys always picture fat guys with beards? that doesn't make any sense.

>>11244577
The majority of people with beards are fat fucks and dirty hicks

>>11244577
he looks dirty

>>11242664
That bootleg rick rubin?

>>11242647
wow this faggot sure is insecure. I'd like to trim his shit while he was sleeping. would probably cry like a lil bitch

>>11244353
are you autistic?

nu whites ruined having beards for ever
there is not a turn back

>>11244353
Are you a sandnigger? That's one nasty fucking beard. Just shave it you monkey

ok so im only at the two week mark of growing a beard, on my chin it looks perfect, but on my cheeks its very thin.
am i fucked, ot should i just be patient and see what happens?

>>11244714
Pics

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>>11244701
Slightly. Why?

>>11244709
Greek/Russian/Bulgarian mongrel, hence why it's curly and unruly. I ordered some beard balm to try and style it better, cuz oil isn't really doing the trick.

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>>11244748

>>11244770
You definitely won't be growing a full beard. Thats some good coverage for 5 o clock shadow tho

only if you're fat.

>>11244788
ok, so i should just give up for now, and try again in a few years, right?

>>11242647
what a fucking faggot
I mean really? Did he even try to be funny?

>>11242712
omfg

>>11244364
holy fucking overbite

>>11244364
Indeed, hate the beard culture but just love beards in general.
I grow it because I like the look not to be part of anything

>>11244770
go to jefffsbeardboard.yuku.com and post there.
you will see a lot of progress and see what you can achieve with your growth

>>11244946
I do indeed have a slight overbite but youre overestimating because of the stasche

>>11245062
Agreed. Literally i have a beard because i dont shave often. So sometimes i just keep it going. A beard suits me more than without one so i just let it do its thing

>>11242664
owning how you want to look is the most /fa/ thing you can do, caring about what people on an image board think about your shaving choices is not /fa/

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>tfw no jawline and cannot grow facial hair

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>>11245117
>got depressed and just didn't shave for a semester, kind of adopted a sloppy artist who hasn't been hired in a few months aesthetic
>beard starts to come in alright after an embarrassingly long time
>roommate stops shaving for november
>in 2 weeks he has a thicker beard than i had in 3 months

>>11242682
this

>>11244364
>I like my beard
>because I have a girly chin and massive overbite
I can see right through you

>>11245305
>beard comes in patchy and shitty as fuck 2 days after shaving
>stops there, never goes full
I should really get this shit lased

>>11245320
Not really but whatever lol

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Why do you have that massive gap between your shit beard and sideburns? Do you shave that or something?

>>11245376
Meant to quote
>>11245352
>>11244364

>>11242664
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>>11242664
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>>11242647
I'm too lazy to shave.

>>11244577
Fat people use beards to cover their double chins.

>>11244765
i have a piercing like that. nice

>>11244364
It hides your acne doesn't it

>>11242712
I thought the same thing then saw your post lmaooo

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>>11244353
What the fuck anon

>>11249361
Well fuck!

>>11248163
Thanks anon. I'm thinking of getting a second one right underneath it.

>>11242931
kek i'm greek, if i wanted to grow a big thick dark fucking beard, i could.

but i don't because i already have a god tier jaw you fat schmuck

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>>11244363

>>11249576
Post pics fatass

>>11244364
as long as it hides your overbite of course you'll love it

>>11244512
stubble is best
>>11244572
bait
>>11249576
post pic ugly

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>>11249350
ayyyyeeeee

>>11249664
>>11249723
Samefag

>>11242647
what the hell is a beard hat

>>11243732
>i like monocrome
>circuscore
>crome
>core
literally q urself pls lol

>>11249937
cowardly cuck

>>11250027
Epic buzzword. Can I borrow your Dank meme sometime? =)

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Well you see here I am on the right 6 months ago at 17 and the left was me yesterday at 18. I think I'll be able to grow a full beard eventually but do you think what I have works? When I had my long hair it made me look like jon snow

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>>11244353
>>11249361
holy shit those beards are fucking nasty
at the very least trim them you repulsive leeches

>>11244429
This is truly an improvement

beardfag here. i have to have facial hair because i have no chin. actually, at a certain point i think a beard stops helping that and starts making it worse: i grow it past that length anyway.
my parents said they'd pay for my braces so i never got them through public healthcare. but then they never did.
i am a neet and have never had a steady enough income to afford the 18 thousand dollars i'd be looking at to get my teeth fixed.

>>11250070
no
but you look good without

>>11250070
Sven?

>>11242647

I'm 5'10 (tall in Australia) muscled 125 kg and heavily tattood. Not super lean but got real muscle from working on my dads farm and from moving fridges for a couple of months.
And I am safely say that all the women I get with compliment me all the time and basically call me a "real man" despite the meme.
I could cuck you and your family lol. And people say feminist don't get laid haha. I probably eat more red meat and see more roast beef in one week than you have in your entire lifw, betas.

>>11250426
nice b8

>>11250426
post a fit then. I can make stuff up as well.

>>11250435
>>11250436

I don't post on 4chan. Do you know where you are exactly?

>>11250426
I eat a lot of beef that's several hundred pounds of red meat a week

>>11250426
pretty good bait except for
>(tall in Australia)
5'10 is avg in aus

>>11250388
I think I look too white clean shaven, but I think I look good with both in different ways.

>>11250419
Nah man Im greek, the names Spyridon

>>11250070
beard looks bad, without is much better

>>11250484
Doubt it !

>>11250496

What part you from? In towering over everyone at the pub.

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>>11250426
>I'm 5'10 (tall in Australia)
ha ha hahahahhahahahaha

>>11242664
working out is modern couture
this dude lives in the 16th century

>>11250446
>I dont post on 4chan
Are you that same fag that was talking about how no-one would notice that he'd started to dress better?

>>11250803

I got a compliment from my mum today actually, she liked my new "Let it be" tattoo... Not sure if tattoos count but finally made me feel better.

>>11250767

>implying

if 5'10 is short in australia than you have little to no idea of what its like here.

>>11250788
lol fuck off newfag

>>11242682
This. Just another group of people falling for the "nostalgic masculinity" meme.