I am abnormally skinny. The Skinniest size of jeans will look bootcut on me. Any methods or anything to help me fit into skinny jeans?
A tailor
SLP
>>11242044
too expensive.
>>11242061
get a job
lift some weights you twink faggot
>>11242030
squats
>>11242030
post pics
>>11242135
i have a naturally enormous metabolism, and i work out quite often
>>11242164
eat 6000 kcal/day AND lift
>>11242030
stats?
Squats n oatz
Gonna need pics OP.
post fit or lies
>>11242030
you're lying
Literally keep eating until you start to gain weight and can fill out more than just children's clothes. Unless your 'enormous metabolism' transports the food that enters your body to a different dimension, you WILL gain weight. JUST. EAT. MORE.
>>11242333
Not OP but i'm another skinny dude with "enormous metabolism" I'm literately eating nothing but fast food.
Well I haven't gained shit, beside the probability to die from a heart disease
delete thread
Ask thinspo or fuccboi or both trust me.
>>11242030
bootcut isnt a 'size'
anyways, gain weight
>>11242365
i'm also a guy who is skinny with a high metabolism and a small appetite
who here's jealous?
>>11242383
Wasn't saying this for the jelly, but I feel like this is an issue for myself, I can't get gains, can't muscle up as any /fit/ would do, need to buy small clothes and even skinny jeans look like they're normal with my legs.
>>11242030
Majority of the time people writing this shit aren't even that skinny. Just skinny fat.
>>11242365
Eat 3500 Cal/per day consistently for 1 month. Unless youre already morbidly obese or an elite level marathon runner, you WILL gain weight. If not, call a scientist because you will have changed the scientific consensus of how human bodies work. JUST.
>>11242452
ALRIGHT I'LL DO THAT.
So I need to eat a lot of pastas, soy milk, etc.
>>11242030
grow big legs
I feel like skinny people that say "I eat nothing but junk food and gain no weight" have no idea how much a fat person eats. Metabolism accounts for almost nothing. Maybe 300 calories. It's thermal dynamics, you consume so many calories and you spend so many.
>>11242061
save money it isnt hard
>>11243551
not OP but i'm going to weigh in because i have a similar problem
it's not that i feel like i eat so much i should be fat, i just feel like i eat enough that my 18.5 bmi doesn't make any sense. i can't see where i'm burning all of these calories
>>11243639
somewhere in the brains, muscles, organs
maybe the metabolism is just bad in digesting
there is this thing in which they put shit of one person into another persons guts to restart the microfauna that inhibits the bowel
And if you get shit of a fat person you can also get fat afterwards
It might be just an urban myth though
>>11243691
>somewhere in the brains
as in my brain is using all those calories to be extremely powerful...
>>11242164
>i have a naturally enormous metabolism
Myth
>>11242030
Just get super skinny fit from any mall tier store