Am I spiffy enough for a date?

>>11223930
is that the one lad with the satyrcore shoes?

>>11223930
that tie is bigger than hi fucking head

How is this guy still real

>>11223930
Let's be real: there's almost certainly a type of girl who would find this guy's form of dress/picture appealing.

She'd probably have to be Russian and desperate.

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>>11224040

>>11224040
>there's almost certainly a type of girl who would find this guy's form of dress/picture appealing

Same can be said for the entire cringe thread desu senpai

>>11223930
MAKE THE KNOT BIGGER, DAN! BIGGER!

>>11224048
>Same can be said for the entire cringe thread desu senpai
Good point

>>11224047
This makes sense to me, somehow.

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>>11224053
You said she'd have to be desperate

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I have some other fits also

>>11224277
who is this guy? Where does he get his novelty-width ties?

>>11224277
this is the worst kind of hairline

Bump for Dan "Spiffy" Neuman.

>>11223930
No, your trousers are too baggy. Get them tailored and you're set. Also shave.

>>11224277

>three ties at once

This dude is next level trend

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>>11224277
what is that chode tie

>>11223930
damn dan back at it again with the ties

>>11223930
>at least 6'3
>great musician
>christian
>loves electric fans
>impeccable sense of style
spiffy objectively one of the most attractive men on this planet