how do i get that slick donald trump hair?

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>>11180762

'china'

please god give me a bernie vs trump general election

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>>11180844
Are you a fucking retard or a fucking retard? Just curious.

>>11180868
please stay on topic sir. the subject at hand is Mr. Trump's hair not the man himself

it is you who is off base sir. carry on

i'm gonna laugh so hard when this faggot doesn't even make it to the final

conservitard butthurt is the richest, purest, most delicious butthurt

>>11180762
Trump uses the finest Mexican semen, directly applied from the source

>>11180925
too late bro. the man thrives off of fame and win or lose, he boosted his image for the rest of forever. he's even bigger, more notorious, and in the public eye than ever. the "political" race is and has been an afterthought to his ego

>>11180762
It's basically a very carefully combed length of hair that has a ton of hair spray applied.

I suspect Trump'snot nearly as balding as people pretend he is, but that his hair is thin enough where the 'do is more or less dependent on hairspray and combing. It'd make sense given his age and the style. He's certainly wealthy enough to get implants or whatever, so I don't think he's hiding a bald spot, but I do suspect that he's not a fan of the (entirely natural) lack of volume.

There's a really good episode of Penn and Teller's Bullshit! on hair where you see a performer in LV show how he basically hides his baldness with a shit ton of hair spray:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5M2ap5JznqE

(Incidentally, "Bullshit!" is a great show across the board)

>>11180925
cruz is catching up, but if in all likelihood trump will win, unless the GOP intervenes in some way.

which imo is the worst case scenario, because it means the GOP primaries are a complete sham.

>>11180967
*but in all likelihood