Alternatives to fanny pack?

you can wear fanny packs, but don't half ass it. bring out that turtleneck, that chain, those stonewashed jeans

a purse you gay goy

Clutch

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>>11170342
Aside from a backpack?
Nigga fanny packs are literally perfect
>carry your cassettes
>carry cigarettes
>carry bullets
>keep spare knife
>fashionable as /fa/ck

>>11170342
The only work on really tall, large men.

>>11170371
Why is that?

>>11170381
I don't know.
Out of all of the people who I've been sporting a fanny pack, it's only really worked for tall people.
6'3+

>>11170342
Obviously backpack or messenger bag if we're talking about casual wear.

If we're talking about outdoors, then H-gear.

>>11170371
>>11170381
>>11170389
because they naturally look more intimidating and the fanny pack, while out of place, never makes them look like pussies purely because of their size

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>>11170371
>>11170381
>>11170389
>>11170397
>tfw 5'4"
All I wanna do is carry some various accessories in a convenient and fashionable way...

>>11170406
embrace carpenters pants/jeans

>>11170406
Would adding an a bag to a belt, like a punk butt flap but smaller and not flashy work?

look into saddle bags or whatever those bags are called that are smaller than messenger bags...man purse? satchel?

>>11170423
Got an image of what you're talking about?

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>>11170342
Y-webbing

>>11170342
Rick Owens cargobaskets

>>11170498
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/02/Heavy_butt_flap.jpg/220px-Heavy_butt_flap.jpg
>but smaller and not flashy?

Dwayne was a handsome man.

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>>11171042
Kek, I might as well just go with a bland ol fanny pack.
Pic related is a bit flashy but seems close to what I would like.

>>11170342
just stop carrying so much stupid shit, its that easy

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>>11170342
just get something like this, goes well with most fits i would think

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>>11170342
Look up "hip bags" or "belt bags".

I feel that these are at least a little bit more passable than the typical silhouette-destroying fanny pack.

>>11171561
Best advice right here.

Hip bags are now in.

>>11170371
For you

>>11170342
If you have any business handing out business cards, you should be wearing a business suit

>not wearing a vintage button up with a top pocket for your smokes
>not wearing a blazer with a breast pocket to hold everything

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>>11171141

Wtf is that 45 year old man doing wearing a fanny pack

What sort of moron art director uses that model to sell a fanny pack

Whats wrong with a backpack?

>>11171519
Trap bags are effay

>>11171706
there's a lot to be said for the fact that blazers, sportcoats, and suits have a shitton of pockets and look really slick while having those pockets

>>11170342
Some good alternatives to fanny packs:
Assless chaps
Mesh shirts with nipple stickies
Anything with rainbow on it
Just walk around with a dildo in your ass


I'm assuming you're looking for alternative pieces that will let everyone know how fucking gay you are?

>>11171141
I think it should look more like a gun holster than a purse. Like a small rectangular bag attached to a belt without the bag reaching the belt.

>>11171561
The one in the second row from the left would be nice without the golden buckle.