where do i find an /fa/ gf

>>11142542
WHO IS SHE

>>11142542
They don't exist my dude

>>11142674
yeah they do but they go to cool places like obscure art galleries and shit

>>11142542
Anywhere but most of them prob have way more issues than you're used to

>>11142542
go to an art college campus and sit outside, jack off, and youll hook an art ho like a fish on a hook liner

>>11142542
Cheating on you with her ex.

:(

hang out in your local cafe or art gallery . thats literally the answer.
>>11142790
but this guy is right.

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Sit in the dim lights of a cafe looking moody and detached from your own life.
If you have a car drive around cool underground-ish clubs bumping Drake's Marvin's Room out of your car stereo while you're looking for a free parking spot.
Stick your dick in a dirty pond (pay attention to ducks, be safe)

>>11142625
seconding

boards.4chan.org/fa/

>>11142542
lol why are these beta babies so entranced with finding "qt gf xD" like get over your dumbass cavemen desire to find a partner so you can have babies and get some real fucking hobbies, a gf should be an afterthought...baka no matter how hard u try these kids will always post it so idk if it's worth it or not...how bout this...this become ne copey pasta

>>11142542
why do you feel like you need a gf, OP? Focus on yourself right now, man

>>11144053
this

op take dis shit to r9k

wat do when neurotic bullshit about girls hits you?
i dont really want company
i already exercise/workout on a schedule
i dont drink (much) alone
whats a good option?

>>11144064
just leave them alone and tell them to leave you alone however tou want to? nobody gives a shit that girls like you, you sound like you're bragging...on an anonymous image board

>>11144066

think you misunderstood me m8 or I worded that poorly
im talkin about when youre alone and feelin neurotic about a girl
whats a decent option to relax, vent, do something etc.

not a bad thread op

shame you never your house

>>11144070
Do a whole bunch of psychedelics and think about who you are bro

>>11142542
Just buy some CDG shit and you will drown in Tumblerinas

>>11144070
excercise the creative part of your mind. Draw something, it doesnt really have to be good.

>>11142729
>>11142794
I work security at an art college with a gallery atached, Arty chicks don't fuck since they're mostly tumblrites these days
The very few who are into cis-male-dick, are on tinder like every other young millennial, be selective with your matches and actually try to be interesting, I see these women with a lot of average normal fags who are clean, well-spoken and not up their own ass.

They're probably sick of the beta-artsy orbiters that you'd think they're into anyway.

>Be 24
>Avid /p/haggot for the last few years
>HR says I can't even hit on the ones I match with on Tinder
Life is suffering lads, remember that.

>>11144053
This nigga gets it

>>11144070
You need a hobby son

>>11144056
/r9k/ are too inarticulate and degenerate I can't relate to that shit

>>11144053

desu this
couldn't stand the thought of having to coordinate two outfits
joking aside having a gf is so loaded with responsibilities
>can't just do whatever you want whenever you want to
>want to smoke weed at 4am on a weekday? you can
>want to get up at 7 and exercise you can
>want to eat only brown rice with vegs for 4 weeks straight you can

>>11144636
But you can do all that shit anyway provided you don't live together

why would you even want an effay girlfriend, all of them are crazy manic depressives

>>11144509
Don't have much to say except I enjoyed reading your post and you deserved a reply saying something nice about your post

>>11144026
I agree, i think that the new chapter of human evolution is being able to control your instincts and emotions. Now youd say im a virgin but thats what people told to Newton and Tesla too who were way ahead of times even for this day and age.

>>11142542
up your butt

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tfw no gf

>>11144727
yeah but basic bitches are boring tho

>>11142790
This point doesn't get brought up enough in these threads. They're definitely around but they are way too often not a lot of fun to be around.

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Where can I find a German footballer gf in London?

>>11143226
>rob coffinshaker
negroid acquaintance of mine

>>11144883
wembley stadium

>>11142542
>not just going gay
You'll never be /fa/

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damn

>>11145685
i have seen her butthole

>>11145694
I WANNA SEE IT TOO!

>>11144509
I agree; how was the payment anon? ; i was underpaid but not sure if just me or is it just gallery thing

>>11145717
this

>>11144509
>not into cis white dick
yeah right

>>11142542

JUST

>>11145694
PLEASE SHOW

>>11145685
She thicc

>>11145685
>>11145694
>>11145717
>>11145754
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>>11145948
http://underligste.tumblr.com/