Date Attire/Horror Stories

>>11127439
Imma stop you right there. Name 2 designers and why you like them

He was probably doing it ironically

You fucked up OP

>>11127452
what does that have to do with anything? bc you want to judge me by my taste?

well desu I don't have favorite designers. just like I don't have a favorite movie.....I like many for many reasons.

I already mentioned I feel guilty....but im being honest. I cant be the only person on earth turned off by what someone is wearing

I wouldn't feel too bad.


It started as a meme but wearing a fedora is really a red flag showing a special lack of self-awareness


Which doesn't mean he's stupid or a bad person, some of my best friends are sperglords


But I think you probably would have staryed to notice major differences in your personalities and perspectives of the world if you had kept dating him

>>11127453
isn't it always ironically? when a dude wears a fedora

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>>11127482
Idk dude this kid at the Chicago Museum of Science and Industry yesterday was pretty sincere looking.
He's even got a feather.

>>11127507
lmao and you took a picture. I wanted to take a pic of the dude too but my conscience wouldn't let me

>>11127473
thank you. that makes sense. and you're probably right

>>11127515
I was going to take the picture of the thing behind him but I couldn't resist

>>11127452
This guy wears fedoras

I haven't been here for 6 months, why are there so many women all of a sudden? Is this the end then?

>>11127439
did he at least wear suit?

>>11127439
>Shows up wearing a fedora
Hahah god fucking dammit

I know a lot of balding guys wear those at dance clubs, it's like a game of "spot the insecure balding guy.

Shit I've had girls wear on dates:
- A full womens' business suit, as if somehow we were on an interview. It just felt weird. She was one of those "one of the guys," drinks whiskey, tries a bit too hard types.
- Some sort of thin jersey dress with WAY too much cleavage. It looked like I was dating a hooker. She popped out like 5 times. Way inappropriate for a decent restaurant, honestly.
- A really poorly-fitting sundress that made her look 2x fatter and that clashed with her skintone. It just made her look like a chubby pale blueberry or something. I was trying to overlook it, but then her personality sucked too.

I'll try to think of others.

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>>11128039
Why, do my tits trigger you, pretty boy?

>>11128039
do u not like women or something
the fuk

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>>11127439
Had a date with a redhead girl this week. I'm 21, she's 16 and still goes to school. Basically she was the first to write me, two weeks ago I and friends were at bar and on the way back I saw her and her friends and started to harass whole group being drunk as fuck. Basically I think I gave her my number and wandered home.
Pretty nice girl for her age honestly. Intelligent, nice looking in a quirky way, tall and skinny. Went to Zootopia with her and after it drunk some cocktails at the nice cafe I know (well, honestly, what else can you do with 16 y.o.?). Liked me very much and now hopes we can do something together in next days.Just put on my favorite fit with some Acne jeans, Undercover tee and Cav Empt jacket and some Yeezy Boost.

Save me /fa/, I feel like a fucking sex offender (and I can't say it's a bad feeling).
And I didn'

>>11128125
Where do you live? If in the US, what state?

Well obviously OP, the fedora probably represents a part of his personality that you clearly wouldn't have been too keen on anyway, so don't feel bad.

>>11127471
judging by this post you're no prize so you might as well fuck him since you're at the same level

personally id walk out immediately if I saw a fedora

>>11128128
Actually Germany. But I'm not German. I'm slav.

>>11128125
Hit it bro, hit it hard.
Age is literally just a number.

>>11128125
if you're fucking around with a 16 year old you're too far gone to actually care if it's right. this post is a humblebrag. enjoy jail when you cheat on her and she reports you for pedo in revenge

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He can't have been worth spraying his dick juice in your stinking mucous filled bearded axe wound if he wore a fedora

>>11128140
By your logic I should get with 12 year old boys since they're all fapping = sexually developed. Mental maturity is just as important as physical development...you're just selfish and don't care about the girls immaturity

>>11127507
Why is it always fat dorks who wear them when it's kids. You can polish a turn as much as you like.

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>>11127439
Had this happen to me too.

Quick story
>be in math class - complex calculus or some shit
>finally begin talking on more than a classmate vibe to this qtpie Korean girl that was in my class. She looked 90% like that super famous Korean pop star hyuna or some shit.
I'm not even into Asian girls but this girl is that fine and she's really smart and surprisingly she's really into me.
>set up a date after the first exam since we're always really busy with school
>mini golf with some Korean noodle soup restaurant afterwards
>pick her up when it's kinda dark but she looks great from what I can tell
>we get to the mini golf and as soon as we both get out I noticed she's wearing some of those disgusting ratchet high heel wedge sandals.
>immediately get super duper turned off
>whole mini golf is super awkward because I'm throwing out bad vibes trying to downplay it to myself about those hideous sandals
>get to the restaurant and I save the date because I no longer have to look at her sandals and it puts me at ease.

Ended dating her for about a year. Ended up telling her about how I felt about those sandals and I bought her some of those rainbow sandals. She was cool. Real Korean hypebeast status though. Also the cultural differ were awkward. But she could take this dick in missionary like a champ though.

pic related.

>>11127784
I bet you're not even a classy and dapper supreme gentleman

>>11128133
http://dejure.org/gesetze/StGB/176.html
http://dejure.org/gesetze/StGB/182.html

I'm no German lawyer, but it looks like you can fuck away. The closest you get is Sec. 182, which would prohibit it if she was under 16 and you were over 21.

That said, I can't remotely imagine why you'd wanna fuck a girl that young. Go older, they fuck better.

>>11128117
Women are the sure sign something is about to die

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>>11128125
Off to jail with you

>>11128125
Don't you actually feel bad for exploiting naivity of a teenage girl? Of course she did write you. I guess she never had boyfriend since she is ready to go out with a weird sociopath who wears 1000€ fit. Feels like Natural Born Killers or Badlands script to me.

>>11128133
Kek it just gets worse and worse

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>>11128160
real shit right here

>TFW female anon who's been here for 4 years
>banter was excellent, board memes, designer talk
>/soc/ whores realize they can get attention here
>it all starts to die so they can collect LONDONers in face threads (they NEVER take any actual advice, see Liz)

women belong on their own boards or to visible on male ones.

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>>11128159
>I can't remotely imagine why you'd wanna fuck a girl that young.
It's not about fucking young girl pal. I read de Sade's "Justine" when I was 18 and from that point I dream about corrupting innocent teenage girl. You may believe I'm sick, but idea alone makes my dick hard.

>>11128182
I'd love to sniff where your asshole touched your underwear

>>11128182
^not visible on male ones.

>>11128185
see, you know it's wrong but you don't care because MUH DICK. stop pretending like you're unsure about dating her you nigger

>>11128187
thanks anon, it smells like corn chips

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>>11128196
>tfw not sniffing your butt right now

>>11128039
An old fag would know every girl poster is a guy

>>11128039
faggot alert

>>11128125
Adam come this way please

>>11128224
Have you seen the WAYWT?

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>>11128234
It's not a nice thought, I could very well be taking to a girl.

>>11128185
FUCK, are you me

>>11128196
I'd love to taste your corn chip hole

>>11128125
Shit what cav empt you rocking? I'm mad to get an anorak as soon as i put some coin together.

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>>11128258
It's one of my favorite brands and I hate streetwear. Have three jackets from them (windbreaker, navy training jacket and recent anorak with huge picture on the back), four sweats and four tees.

>>11128258
lol I guarantee you're white

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>>11128303
Go away subhuman shitskin parasite

>>11128316
the racism meme is as boring as rick astley or leeroy jenkins, desu

>>11128342
Nah, racism never gets boring. That's why it's still there after so many years.

>>11128302
Fuark i would home invade you if the opportunity arose.

>>11128342
>racism meme
Shit skin inferiority isn't a meme friend, its fact.

>>11127439
>I met up with him for a happy hour last night
>Im not going to lie. I was embarrassed.
You should be, you fucked a fedora fag on the first date.

>>11128039
Maybe people from /cgl/ coming over? Not good sign tho.

>>11128141
Wait, you can't fuck 16 yo in America? lmao.

>>11128714
depends on the state and how old you are