How do you pose for pictures?

I avoid having my pictures taken as much as I can

make sure my bulge is showing (8.5" erect, 6" soft so trust me, people notice) and flex my traps while doing a kissy face (kinda like duck face but my own style)

>>11005397
id on paaaaannnnts

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>>11005397

>>11005397
squat and either hold your hands like you are praying or cover your face at least partially somehow with your hands
both if possible
that's what all the cool kids in instagram/tumblr kids do
case in point: >>11006068