>Standing around at work, when suddenly you spot a hottie's

leddem see it

>not having a little dick so you can have a perpetual boner without anyone noticing

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>>10942573
Simple. Don't get boners.

That's the most /fa/ mentality, save them for when the "hottie" assures you she wants sex.

You shouldn't look like you want sex when filtering actually remove that idea of your mind because you will make mistakes otherwise.

>>10942595
>Simple. Don't get boners.
But I'm not old enough to have erectile dysfunction! I'm only 26.

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>>10942601
>tfw 24 and can barely get it up

>>10942715
Viagra doesn't automatically give you a 4-hour erection.

My problems are largely in my head, not physical... Ever since I stopped smoking weed and jackin' it 3-4 times a day it's like I have zero sex-drive. Maybe I just got used to the routine and it takes a while to reboot and become normal, but it's quite horrible when you have a successful date and you can't even feel junior responding when there's a nipple in your mouth...

>>10942712
what is this pic from

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>>10942722
I didn't come here to get feeled up like this

>>10942725
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLXJuz94JI4
6:40

just googled 'crying penguin'.

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>>10942865
Pray for my dick, bruh.

>>10942712
Eat plant based for a good blood flow, not kidding

The last two minutes were fucking hilarious.

Just squeeze your hands until the blood pressure on your dick is gone

>>10943181
Which plants help with that?

I'm going to start eating more fruits and start working out again, need to raise dat dere test.

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>>10943256
Plants dont help, its the absence of animal products.
Just like you get heart problems when your arteries get clogged/have plaque, you will have problems getting an erection. In fact they are very thin in comparison to the arteries leading to your heart.

Research a whole foods plant based/vegan diet or just google high carb vegan diet.

>>10943278
Interesting! Thank you anon, much appreciated.

Will definitely take a look into that and give a serious thought to changing up my diet. I just really love meat, which is pretty annoying.

>>10943278
>whole foods plant based/vegan diet or just google high carb vegan diet.
>vegan
>2016
Please go

>>10943285
There is an overwhelming amount of scientific evidence backing this diet up.
Just look up Dr Neal Barnard, Esselstyn. There are many more but they both are very famous for reversing heart disease and diabetes type 1&2.
Nutritionfacts.org by Dr Greger I think is also nice to look some things up.

Thanks for considering and believe me, you wont miss it if you are a good cook.
I am actually disgusted by the smell alone by now. Believe me, you wont miss it if you eat right.

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>>10943297
Just trying to help. Erectile dysfunction at 24 is actually very serious since there is a hogh chance that its an indicator for upcoming heart disease.

>>10943278
this is making me really uncomfortable

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I should have expected my thread to turn into this.

>>10942573
load yourself up w so much vyvanse you can't feel your dick until it wears off

I just walk around with my boner . Fuck it. Shits funny tho. Sometimes people notice and laugh.

You know i bee rockin them skinnys

>>10943947
Isn't that really uncomfortable?

>>10943957
Not when your dick is < 3".

Just put your hands in you jeans pockets and push them forward a bit? Not that hard.

Waistband boner-tuck. It'll hide the boner and there's little chance of it poking out of the top into the open unless you're wearing a tiny shirt.

>>10943957
Depending. Raw jawns hurt but my black skinnys i push my dick down and to the right

>>10942573
>9" boner
>9"

Lol mkay buddy. ( '-_-)b

>>10942573
>2016
>having a flesh penis
Get a android-peen you fucking neanderthal

>>10944281
I want a hydraulic penis!

>>10943278
>what is inflammation

eating more veg is always good.

high carb isn't.

>>10944395
Sure, better eat your low carb fad diet because fruit, rice, potatos, legumes etc. are so unhealthy.

>>10944425
I can sense how low your test levels are through your posts.

>>10942722

I feel you man. I really do. Had issues with the girl I'm dating now for the first few months, which was weird for me because in the past the nervousness would subside after the first few sexual experiences. It was frustrating and embarrassing, but I eventually got over the mental block and finally kicked porn and reboot my shit.

It takes time and perseverance. You'll probably have your slip ups and that's ok too. The end result is attainable for any guy on here. We're all gonna make it familio.

>>10944541
>finally kicked porn and reboot my shit
Placebo.

>>10942573
id only be embarassed if she had a 10" boner 2bh

>>10942573
Pumping your quads helps a lot.

Also lol you aren't 15. Erections happen.

>>10942573
how do people not know the "boner in the belt band" trick?

this has literally saved me countless times in class when getting called up to the chalkboard after just waking up from a nap

have sex

>>10944739
>how do people not know the "boner in the belt band" trick?
Of course I know that "trick" my problem is that unless your dick is already pointing straight up, there's no good way to adjust yourself discreetly. I don't even think you should ever even need adjusting. Even if you're wearing the comfiest, most casual clothing, getting hard can still be uncomfortable.