How to be an /fa/ drugdealer?

>>10916063
peyote, pure acid, maybe mushrooms
wear shit you find at the goodwill & goodwill only
only sell to family and friends, and people who you think could use it
never get caught bc ur so lowkey
ur already retired
die watching family fued in your lazyboy recliner

>>10916090
nice

If you want to be fa while selling weed only sell to smart rich kids
And you should wear very simple stuff, no designs on shirts etc... Just the plain colour... Keep a trimed stache/beard
IDK DESU

>>10916090
thats not /fa/ at all, thats hippie tier shit

>what to sell

Heroin and Coke

>what to wear

Hedi era Dior

>how big to get/get caught or nah/retire/how to die

You have to be the biggest. Have an international empire under your foot. Destroy millions of lives by introducing heavy drug activity into poor neighborhoods. End up on multiple most wanted lists, resulting in your lower scaled operations being infiltrated by SWAT and undercover police. Ultimately, this leads to your runaway in the mountains of Argentina, you give your drug empire to your right hand man, and take a handful of angry bikers with you for protection. CIA tracks you down and plans to strike at night, but you're always paranoid and on stand-by so you won't go down without a fight. You die in the shootout along with all your biker guards. Ends up all over the news, and about 5 years later they make the inevitable biopic of you.

Sell cocaine

>>10916209
I just noticed that the last two lines were poetry

>>10916209
kek pic is from narcos on netflix

>>10916090
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man me and you are the same person man like

>>10916209
You literally can go and live in the middle of Buenos Aires, in a street with your name and police wont give a shit here

where can I buy artisan crackpipes?