What Women Want Their Men to Wear

but women don't know what they want, and most of them dress like shit

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>2015+1
>caring what opposite sex thinks

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Don't give a shit.

I wear what I want.

>>10798519
How do you feel about this, OP?

I stopped reading after question 1
>80% like their man in levi's

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>>10798519

Women want you to wear what you want to wear

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un-chartable levels of insecurity and ego
>dresses better than me
>must be gay

>>10798539
Good on you. More power to freedom of choice.

>>10798519

>20. A man should dress for:
>A. His mom 0%
>B. His boss 3.2%
>C. Me 35.5%
>D. Himself 61.3%

>>10798519
>how to impress basic bitches

no thanks f a m i got better fish to fry

Most women like to pretend thet know about fashion but they really just like going shopping.

>>10798550
That question is worded so poorly

>>10799064
/fa/ has never been so right

fuck women you can impress them with that jiggy shit if you dress so you're comfortable and feel confident. And they also like if something stands out on a man, even if it's a bit cringy, proven

18. If my man asked me to pick one style icon for him to emulate, I would pick:

A. Johnny Depp 25.8%

B. George Clooney 61.3%

C. Tom Wolfe 0%

D. Kanye West 9.7%


None of the other answers actually corroborate this, fukin hos

>>10798519
every single question in this article:
[question]?
A. [a horrible choice]
B. [a decent choice]
C. [another horrible choice]
D. [the obvious choice]

So apparently if you ask a few hundred people their dumb opinions, the results are boring and average. Who would have thunk :^)

Women like to see a man wearing a fat wallet.

>>10798539

lmao isnt that the asian guy who posts in lookbook.nu and had a bunch of cosmetic surgeries?

>>10798519
Normies.

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>14. My favorite kind of suit on a man is a:
>A. Two-button 32.3%
>B. Three-button 51.6%
>C. Double-breasted 9.7%
>D. Sailor's suit 3.2%
That's because three-buttons means that he's probably tall right?
>calling jeans in general as Levi's

>1. I prefer a man's legs in:
>B. Levi's 80.6%
aaaaand I stopped reading

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>Here, the women staffers of Cosmopolitan, Marie Claire, O, and Harper's Bazaar dole out advice in our exclusive survey.
No wonder it's shit

>>10798550
I honestly feel violated by this, wtf is wrong with women

>>10798519
>slim-straight, well-worn, blue levis
>white t-shirt
>sneakers
>smell sterile

thanks esquire...

>>10798550
>tfw gay
>tfw girls still hit on me

>>10799551
>>10799197
>>10799166
These. Women just want a man with wealth and status. Who fucking cares though really, society is garbage and dressing to please others is dumb.

>>10799207
This pissed me off the most since 3-button is so fucking hideous.

>8. The most common male fashion crime i witness on a regular basis is:
>b. Pants that are too short 32.3%
So they surveyed sorority sisters because the short frat shorts meme is so fucking terrible.

>13. The acceptable dollar amount for a man to spend on a haircut is:
>B. $50 41.9%
jesus fuck, women are clueless

>>10799572
>tfw straight
>tfw girls hit on me
>tfw they think I'm gay when i don't flirt back

kinda sucks

>>10799696
Fucking seriously
I don't even know a single place where I could pay 50 dollars for a haircut if I wanted to

>>10799696
The most I've ever paid for a haircut is like $30, and they fucked it up.

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>>10798519
to sum it up:
the perfect man dresses like a fireman with sneakers and fiat fronts, has the style of George Clooney but usually wears Levi's and a white tee, buys jeans like Brad Pitt and does this while not giving a fuck about fashion
>women_logic.wmv

>>10799747
>>10799732
I maintain my own hair weekly with clippers (I have HY fringe style hair), but when I do get it cut after growing it out or something, I go to somebody I trust, who listens to what I want, and I tip about $10.

Only the hipstery /r/mfa style beard manly meme hair parlors even charge around $50.

>>10799767
women don't know what they want, we all know this

>>10798519
Reads like a list of complaints about ex-boyfriends.

I doubt most of us would do well at picking out what we like women to wear, so this isn't surprising.

>>10799787
>I doubt most of us would do well at picking out what we like women to wear
Cute sweater, a shirt, some pants and boots that aren't uggs/bean boots
Although I don't really care what she wears as long as she doesn't dress like your average college whore desu

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>current year
>caring about what women think

>2015+1
>not sucking dick

>women
>/fa/

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Excuse the maymay faggotry, but this still holds true.

>>10799207
>>10799269
Pretty sure Levi's was a generic insert for jeans you autists

>>10799844
This, women will shit test you all the time they want a man who's confident in his choices not some catering beta.

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>>10798519

>C. He has sexy toes. I want to see 'em. 6.5%

I must find these women

>>10800099
If you don't see the problem here you should leave this board

>White tees are always answer number 1
Why do they want to see my nipples?

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>>10800159
I'm not autistic enough to get pissy over some dumb survey so no I don't see a problem.

>>10800161
Gyno?

>>10800161
They just want you to look like the guy in OPs pic, girls just think hot guys are hot desu
The survey was conducted on a bunch of unmarried used up whores from Cosmopolitan and similar garbage magazines so I wouldn't worry about it

girls have fucking horrid fashion lmao womens clothes are made by men and mens clothes are made by men. Women just think they know fashion because the media brain washes them into shopping a bunch and buying shit

>>10800209
Indeed. Look at where they actually buy clothes
>Zara
>H&M
>Primark
Just buying the most they can for the least amount of money because shopping == fashion

>>10799096
underrated post

>must spend $50 on a haircut
lol fuck off.
don't they realise most guys need it cutting every few weeks? we already spend more than them on hair over the course of a year.

>>10800232
It's their gathering instincts, anon.

>>10798550
the whole 'gays are good dressers' meme is inaccurate asf - they generally look r/mfa tier shit

>>10799064
holy fuck this. very rarely meet a guy that is in to shopping, even effay friends don't like it. I would rather do some research and then go right into a store, try that thing on and get it.

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9. A man who dresses better than me:

A. Would probably use all my expensive hair products 12.9%

B. Is my hero 16.1%

C. Yeah, right. Do you know who you're talking to? 19.4%

>D. Is generally not interested in dating my gender 51.6%

>>10799844
I would leave my gf too if she had no backbone like the guy in your comic tho.

Don't dress the part if you can't actually walk the walk. Don't put on your badadd costume if you're a pussy.

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17. My favorite man in uniform is:

A. Naval officer 35.5%

B. Policeman 9.7%

C. Fireman 51.6%

D. My UPS guy 3.2%

UPS MEN BTFO

>>10799207
the 3-button suit confuses me the most

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>>10800391
kek

>>10798519
fucking hell, maybe that is why I can't find anyone to date. They want Brad Pitt in tight jeans, and I'm Jay-Z onstage...

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>>10801313
>3.2 percent of these women are big enough whores that they would fuck THE UPS GUY

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>>10801395
Kek

>>10798519
>What Women Want
who gives a fuck what women want?

If I listened to women I'd have a manbun and a dad bod.

>>10801268
I'm gay and most of the other gay guys I know don't even try to dress. Basketball shorts, university tshirt and running shoes are all they wear

>>10801381
you're a fat nigger?

>>10798543
one day i was wearing a pair of levis and talking to people about how i cop a lot of clothes from the thrift store so that was my most expensive pair of pants at the time and i didnt know it was levis then they saw the tag and all the girls were like damn levis are good pants and i was like lolwut levis are kind of average pants

being super autistic, idk if they were memeing on me because i told them it was the most id paid for a pair of pants or if three girls genuinely thought levis are the shit

i wish my boyfriend would dress like tyler the creator. i bought him a $90 GOLF hoodie and he won't wear it :(

>>10802108
No offense, but a lot of the GOLF stuff is super tacky, that could be why. I dunno what the hoodie looks like though, maybe its just too "loud" of a piece?

>>10802116
I'm pretty sure thats b8

>>10800154
Kill yourself footfag

>>10801395
time to join UPS

>>10802131
Yeah yr prob right, I still mean what I said though.

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Polls mean nothing, especially when they come from women. Every guy should know this.

A person, girls especially, does not outright state their true desires for fear of others looking down on them.

They'll go with what everyone else goes with, to fit in and to be accepted. This applies even more to women as the vast majority of them base their identity off what is popular and accepted.

so TL;DR you should never pay attention to opinion polls, or any openly stated opinions from young women.

call me mra or whatever, you know I'm right.

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>>10799096
well done sir

>being this bitter
I assume you guys realize this isn't an actual scientific study and are just releasing pent up frustration towards all the girls that won't date you.

>>10798519
my date was really impressed by me in a cream uniqlo x lemaire ribbed crew neck sweater and black chinos with black leather shoes.simple and clean

>>10798519
tfw u even smell like nothing...

1. I prefer a man's legs in:

A. Chinos 6.5%

B. Cargo shorts 80.6%

C. Suit pants 9.7%

D. Jeans 3.2%

2. The most flattering color a man can wear is:

A. Red 41.9%

B. Green 3.2%

C. Blue 12.9%

D. Whatever matches his eyes 35.5%

3. The sexiest thing a man can wear is:

A. A tuxedo 22.6%

B. Rick Owens 67.7%

C. Those Marky Mark boxer-briefs 6.5%

D. A pair of tiny Italian swim trunks 3.2%

4. I like it when he smells like:

A. Cigarettes 58.1%

B. A sweaty fireman 6.5%

C. Citrusy cologne 16%

D. Scotch 19.4%

5. If I could change one thing about my man's style, it would be:

A. I'd make him spend more than fifteen bucks on a haircut 25.8%

B. I'd teach him the subtleties of wearing or not wearing cologne 3.2%

C. I'd give him a Hitler youth 35.5%

D. His shoes. Oh, my God, his shoes. 25.8%

6. When I see a guy in sandals, I think:

A. LONDON 61.3%

B. He's coming nowhere near my uterus 6.5%

C. He has sexy toes. I want to see 'em. 6.5%

D. Sandals haven't looked sexy on a man since they were worn by the Son of God 25.7%

hahahahaha

the jeans and plain white t-shirt meme is real but most of /fa/ is too ugly to pull it off.

>>10802792
you really just have to not be pale and have a decent muscle tone

>>10798550
SPOILERS:

(it means that if you dress better than her awkwardly thrown-together mallcore ass and express interest in the opposite sex you instantly skyrocket in attractiveness)

>>10799732
I only pay $50 when I get it bleached, otherwise it's like $10

>>10802817
try telling the next girl you meet that you are bi and see how that goes

>>10798564

>here a topic what women like in male looks
>a man should not give a damn

Only line worth reading

>>10802831
Are you implying that it'd be an issue? Because I've never had any problems with it.

>>10802712
>projection
embarrassing f a mily

>>10803090
Any woman worth having would never even think about a bisexual faggot.

Jesus christ, guys...
Females are fucking stupid.
They will see a tall, handsome and confident guy in a poorly fit 3 button blazer, and say that's the sexiest suit ever...

At least my being a fireman will come in handy with this demographic of women.

>>10803796
because you're trained to carry heavy things?

What is the issue with Levi's? I always hear about them being terrible but I honestly have no idea what is wrong with them.

>>10803952
They're just inconsistent in quality and sizing, that's all. Nothing wrong with em, especially when you find that one pair with the right wash and fit.

>>10803717
This. Being bisexual is gayer than being a faggot

>>10803780
because if girls are really really attracted to you already almost no matter what you'll do they'll still see you as attractive

>>10799624
Maybe they thought it was a 3 piece suit?

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>A man should dress for himself

hahaha, women

>my favorite type of men's shirt is
>a plain white tee

lmao why would you listen to this article obviously voted on by the plebbest of plebs?

>>10802766
>A. LONDON 61.3%
And here I totally lost it.

>>10804155
This is the only thing right about any of this.

Those jeans are solid

>>10803717
Yeah man, I just love dating bigots you know?

>>10798529
First comment is best comment, Come here to post this

>>10799704
Why care about the opnions of those girls if youre not interested in them anyway?

>>10799096
It's like Fallout 4's dialogue system

>>10802104
women buy really shit clothes that fall apart after 3 months so they have an excuse to buy more. Quality is not a thing in women's fashion, so levi's that last more than 6 months are "nice"

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>>10799767
This is what they want

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>>10805403

>>10798529
underated post

>>10800169
>I'm not autistic enough
you should leave this board

>>10802216
I raffed. I roos