Is sitting down while wiping your ass /fa/? Or should I switch

>>10719798
Both

>>10719798
Fuck this board.

>>10719798
My thread about effay dog breeds get 404'd but this shit stays long enough to get two replies? Fuck this board.

>>10719798
fuck this board

>>10719831
huskies are goat btw

>standing up to wipe

do people really do this?

How the fuck do you wipe while sitting? Reach under your balls? Standing is equally autistic. It'd just smear shit all over your asscrack. Doesn't everyone just stand up ~8 inches over the bowl and wipe while squatting?

>>10720920
slav detected

>>10720920
I just sorta lean to one side and reach under through the space it creates. It's pretty easy bud

>>10720920
how big is your ass that you can't wipe while sitting?

Doesn't matter. As long as you wipe back to front you are good to go.

>>10720920
I wipe while sitting. I just grab my balls with my free hand move them out of the way.

>>10720920
>>10720920
not sure about other people but my mom wipes while sitting down and she puts her hand into the toilet hole in front of her and wipes back to front
pretty gross desu

>>10720974
Back to front is a very bad idea because feces can get into her vagina. Should always wipe back.

>>10720974
Why did you watch your mom shit?

>>10720990
rofl