>and what side does sir get dressed on?

>>10647322
u-uh rick simens raf owens usually w-what im dressed in

Always to the right, I have no control over it.

"one ball on each side, penis tucked into waistband. thanks jeeves."

"oh, was that too graphic, jeeves? you chose to spend your life within inches of a million cocks. so i just assumed you'd be comfortable with a few blue words."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIxqeGHjBxY

*unzips dick*

>>10647326
This

do these rich middle age men fuck their tailor? if im a tailor for rich middle age men, im going to offer free blowjobs.

>>10647326
>>10647328
>>10647720
>doesn't just shove their dick up their ass
>will never know the ability to wear ultra skin tight pants without cock bulge in pants
>will never understandable efficiency in just pissing into your ass then poop-peeing it out in one go later. Thus reducing their need to use a bathroom exponentially
What're ya, some kinda fag?

The outside

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>>10647739
>/fa/ - Fashion

>>10647739
This is fashion

>>10647815
>>10648340
epic guys brb posting to /r/4chan xD

>>10648350
Gud call, gotta get them upboats