How do I smoke and not look like a fag?

>>10641237
Ask Luka Sabbat

>>10641237
you've already asked that question, dipshit.

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>>10641237
Don't be a fag

>>10641237
Don't look directly at people. Keep stone a face. Stand up with the shoulders squared forward. Walk with both hands in jacket pockets or at least one hand in while your other hand is hold the cig.

>>10641237
Switch out the cock for a cigarette, fag.

>>10641237
lose weight

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>>10641237
stand outside alone in the rain on a cold dark winternight and smoke hastily on your cigarette, freezing to death and getting wet while everyone else is inside drinking and partying

repeat every 20mins

Protip:stop putting on your shoes the third time, never ask anyone if they want to come with you, when back inside breathe everyone directly in the face when talking,
Mastertip: COUGH ALL THE TIME


AHHHHH smoking is so relaxing

>>10641237
Just be yourself brah. When I'm just being myself I get lots of pussy.

>>10641707
That first paragraph damn near made me cream my shorts

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>>10641237
Unless you look like this, just quit desu senpai

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>>10641237
You try to be James Dean

You look cool by not being a fag.
The rest comes really easy once you master that first step.

well smoking a cig is basically sucking on a lit tobacco cock