Splatoon babes go!

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>>1996756

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>>1996758

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>>1996759

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>>1996761

>>1997044
One of the cutest splats I'v ever seen

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>>2000153

Why do I want to fuck humanized squids more than humans

>>2001694
That's what supernormal stimuli do to you.

After all, they're squid in name only, and generally perfect examples of what you specifically desire in humans. Playful, colourful, youthful, personality-laden in accordance with the sort of personality you seek in an idealized partner, etc. And best of all, entirely trouble-free and readily available to you as you desire, with no restraint, no repercussions, nothing you must give in return.

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>>2002365
>with the sort of personality you seek in an idealized partner
Marie's a canon gold digger though.

>>2002376
>implying you don't either accept that as part of your otherwise idealized package OR conveniently headcanon it out of your waifu experience

short version: who gives a fuck about canon?

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>>2002382
headcanon doesn't feel genuine to me.

>>2002383
Your will is weak. But your love for Marie must be genuine.

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>>2002384
at best it'd be more like a one night stand where I'd wake up with my wallet's contents suddenly gone.

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>>2002365
Splatoon to me represents the fun, sexually charged youth I never got to experience. For some reason I just get so indescribably hot thinking of all these punk teen squids getting worked up shooting each other with ink and then all going to fuck each other and discover their bodies and hope their parents don't find out. Fuck. I probably need professional help

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Pairing of the gods

>>2003230
>I probably need professional help
As long as you keep it a fantasy, there's nothing wrong with getting turned on by little girls.

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>>2002376
That was less" gold digger" and more "love doesn't put food on the table".

Plus it's only canon to japanese Marie