Why are cowtits so much better than disgusting flat chest?
Something is better than nothing.
They're filled with dreams and wishes.
>>1910908
Hope you have the same mindset about tumours.
>>1910907
I'm more concerned that everyone was like a Michael Jackson in the series.
Well?
Do they?
>>1910912
Real men do, yes.
>>1910915
Yeah the other candidates have no chance. They should just cancel the election right now and just put Donald in the white house already.
Didn't we just have this thread?
Just the best. Why can't all women be gifted with cowtits.
They simply are.
>>1910924
>>1910922
>>1910919
>>1910917
>>138799852
Less politics, more tits.
>>1910907
You got it wrong anon, nobody likes disgusting cowtits.
You know what triggers me? I had a friend from Nepal (somewhat of a hipster) who had a girlfriend with big tits. Now this guy is something else. Tells me he doesn't bathe regularly, skinny as a bag of bones, was the wierd conspiracy guy openly discusses anime, has corny as fuck jokes and said whatever the hell was on his mind. No tact, just a guy who didn't give a shit. Plays with his girlfriends tits all the time whenever he could while I was the well mannered guy well liked by everyone who knew when to open my mouth.
Girls are fucking sluts who can't see a good thing in front of them.
The most beautiful thing in the world.
>>1910926
From that height, hitting water would be extremely painful when bellyflopping like that. Hitting giantess boobies? She's dead.
>>1910910
>tumours
Well, flat chested women are fun to bully. There's something.
They're so wonderful on so many levels.
God bless Japan for this thing of beauty.
>>1910929
this
>>1910907
because your dumb brain tells you to love fat?
>>1910934
>tumblr
Average cowfag.
>>1910935
Of course, thinking men prefer dick.
>>1910939
Any and all shitposting is still shitposting. Bye.
>>1910938
I don't go to tumblr for the community. I just go for some gifs time to time.
>>1910907
Because they make for a very gooddeal.
And you know what they say about those.
>>1910941
It ain't shit posting
quote:
1: The failure to make a constructive post
2: The inability to add useful information to a forum
3: Worthless overly offensive generally racists posts written in a manner which aggravates others.
>>1910907
well I like both cowtits and flat chests so...
Flat is justice.
>>1910907
Big and plump and squishy and soft,
Forever would use as a comfy loft.
Isn't there a thing called balance?
>>1910921
Lady J is fucking disgusting.
>>1910946
No one wants to suck on your little brown berries
>This thread
Neko oppai
>>1910950
U jelly?
>>1910954
>>1910958
>>1910959
>>1910960
>>1910923
This looks low budget as fuck, is this hentai?
True but they need a certain degree of softness and elasticity to be god tier.
>>1910967
No it's just an ecchi. Some scenes from S1 are not animated too well but it improves in S2.
>>1910907
You're absolutely correct but stop bringing it up. You can't fault a man for what gets his dick hard.
Hooray!
Hooray for tits!
Tits are best when full and slightly sagging
Man the torpedoes!
>>1910974
I'll second that, but I go further by wanting big areolas.
Anybody remember this show?
>>1910907
Because no one likes girls like this.
>>1910977
I like when you can see big, rounded nipples under a cowtits' shirt. It's an elegant shape.
>>1910931
Who knows, maybe flat girls are late bloomers.
>this thread
>>1910978
How to forget those flapping sounds.
>This thread
>>1910982
Best thing about an ass is spreading it for the asshole.
>>1910979
Agreed.
>>1910979
Pretty adorable desu.
>>1910980
Yes.
>>1910992
>>1910907
Because no one likes chestlets.
>>1910993
>>1910995
>>1910996
>>1910997
>>1910907
More womanly.
>>1910907
Die Die Die Die!
No tits best tits!
>>1911000
You are literally unironically gay and/or a pedo if you like flat chests.
>>1911000
Aika please. You wanted tits so bad that you bowed to Twirl.
>>1910928
Nice blog.
>>1910919
Yep, unfortunately most of my country values memes over anything else.
I really hope something catastrophic happens
>>1910926
What is this from?
>>1911007
Google.
>>1910907
gonna need some sauce on these ones
>>1910907
Breasts are justice.
>>1910928
You sound a narcissist with a wicked sense of humor.
>>1910985
Whenever I see a nice ass now all I can think about is spreading the cheeks, sticking my face in and eating it out. Anyone else in the same boat?
>>1910928
>skinny as a bag of bones
Fatty detected.
>I was the well mannered guy well liked by everyone
>Girls are fucking sluts who can't see a good thing in front of them.
When will they learn?
>>1910928
That's some hardcore fedora tipping right there.
>>1911012
I would eat any number of butts any day, every day, all day
>this thread
>>1911017
Don't /pol/lute this thread and the boobs with that stuff. Keep it clean.
>>1911018
I need to properly study this indigenious culture
>>1910933
Typical liberal tactics
>>1911021
Don't derail the threat anymore. Pls
>>1911001
>>1910994
>>1910946
>>1910931
I love tits of all shapes and sizes.
But I hold no love for no tits.
>>1910921
If I marry Lady J do I get Rain too?
>>1910907
Same reason why muscles look good on a guy
Dude has muscles -> look at that guy's masculinity
Girl has cowtits -> look at the girl's femininity
We need more oppai loli anime.
>>1910967
>Low budget
My dick says other thing.
>>1911027
I'm mad she nor Zest got any screen time in the latest OAV.
>>1911027
was that from s2? I don't remember that.
Because you have high test unlike many of the betas here.
>>1911021
something something about pretending to be retarded draws in true retards who think they are in good company
I like the medium size the most.
But I do love all kind of breasts. Evenconcave breasts
>>1911041
>derailing /a/ threads with politics
I like Trump a lot. I hate you guys because you're obnoxious little faggots who don't know where and how deep to stuff your opinions. Now get the fuck out if you don't have thread relevant posts.
>>1911036
no one can like trump and anime at the same time
it's impossible
>>1911038
>>1911041
Say no to /pol/lution!
Based mods deleting /pol/ shit.
>>1910907
There's aesthetic cow tits and giant cow tits that make you sick to your stomach.
>>1911046
I'm not even one of those retards from /pol/. If someone's sperging out angrily in a thread and further derailing it instead of ignoring shitposting, they deserve to be mocked. Don't reply to this. Just learn to stop provoking off-topic posts.
All tits are good tits no matter the size.
>>1911052
>If someone's sperging out angrily in a thread and further derailing it instead of ignoring shitposting
So your solution is to further derail by calling them mad? Bro you're retarded.
>flatfags
>cowtits
Who likes the modest B and C cup?
>>1911026
Is there even anything besides Eiken
>>1910907
Doesn't it hurt them wearing tight clothing like that?I know it hurts my dick whenever I see them like that.
>>1910978
OPPAI SLAP
>>1911060
Fuck off.
>>1910907
Better at breastfeeding.
>>1910943
All that author's shit is goddamn 10/10.
>>1910907
If I were a girl, I would want to have a cowtits to seduce men and make them pay my expenses. Flat chest is good only for athletes and to lure lolicons.
A lot of sluts are flat chested, I think it's because they have a complex about their attractiveness.
This marshmallow obtained in 5 minutes.
>>1910907
Source?
There is literally nothing wrong with flat chests.
>>1911076
Yes there is.
Having a flat chest means there are hardly any difference between you and a guy.
That is a problem.
>>1911077
But what about thevagina?
Breast-envy. Awesome? Y/N
>>1911080
Chestlets, when will they learn.
>>1910907
Thighs > ass > face > personality > tits
>>1911082
Tits > Thighs > Ass > Face > Personality
>>1910975
TOR pedos?
Cows belong in a barn.
>>1910928
If I tipped any further I'd drop my fedora
A good example of what is good, larger than that is disgusting.
>>1911122
Tits > Tits > Tits > Tits > Tits
>>1910907
They're not.
>not liking all kinds of tits and also ass
What a sad life that must be.
>>1911344
Dude that girl looks fine, but buddy... she would look sooo much better with big tits.
>>1911432
true
>>1911566
Shinmai maou no testament
Or somethin like that
>>1911078
need moooore
>>1911078
Remember Eiken?
>>1911562
>Wanting useless bags of blubber attached to your girls chest, giving her back problems
Besides, imagine how much they'd sag in 10 years time.
>>1910979
This guy knows what's up
Big is best.
>>1911728
Yes. Coincidentally, I now have a raging erection.
>>1912146
But that's boring as fuck.
>>1912162
the bigger and milkier the better I say.
>Opinions: The Thread
Well. at least all this crap is subjective. But you guys are fucking hideous.
>>1910932
sauce?
>>1910963
sauce?
can someone kik me?!? im so horny rn.. my kik is Jasperislife.. im a girl btw and I looove dick.
;)
>>1913207
that's fucking gay
>>1913190
Military! (2015)
>>1913195
See >>1911583
Pic related is Haruka from Senran Kagura
>>1911122
>face>tits>personality>thighs>ass
>it's another thread was moved to /e/ episode
If only more people would actually post here instead
>All these delusional breastfags arguing
Hipbros where we at?
>>1910936
sauce please?
>>1913402
I'm 100% sure is this girl
http://valkyriedrive.wikia.com/wiki/Nimi_Minimi
It is the brains and personality that last. Big boobs just mean they can feed a kid or three at the same time. A very promising prospect for a mother to be. Nature ingrained that into the male labido^.~
Slayers and Oraun play that theme very well.
To me it's the comforting feeling of being surrouded by warmth and softness
>>1912545
(You)
>>1911042
i cant even count how many times i cum to this pic
>>1910907
They show signs of maturity and compassionate caregiving.
Flat looks like an immature and problematic woman you will have to hold up, always.
>>1910974
>>1910977
Nice n saggy
>>1914603
Bro tits aren't a zero-sum game
You can like big natural J-cups and let the dude next to you like his AA berries
Anyway post more soft funbags
Flat chested girls arnt Disgusting You stupid fuck nugget. Now when it come to big tits there is a damn limit to how big women's tits can be 7 out of 10 women who have big tits are ether fat, a porn star that was drunk and said to the doc. I want the the biggest in the world or some random not so fat bitch that just had big tits. They are not that attractive and 9 times out of 10 they are saggy and or vainy af and that makes a nigga want to puke which I have done because the bitch I thought was good looking but her tits made me gag because to god damn big vainy ass tits are popping out of her shirt. tf man shit at funny
reasons why cowtits are better than DFC:
>They lactate more
>They jiggle
>They don't look like a man's chest
>They are squishy
>They float in water
>You can put your dick between them
>They are a bigger erogenous zone
>You can use them as a pillow
>She can massage you with them
>they make her arch her back more to counterbalance the weight, thus making her butt look better too
>You can do more to dress them up and accentuate them better
>this entire thread
>>1911057
Ur nan
>>1911007
Attack on TIT-tan
All boobs are wonderful. (The bigger the better for me though.)
Because....Mooo.
>>1910907
Cause you know you're with a Woman than a kid
>>1912464
oppai loli trumps all
>>1914813
Is that Ariane? Holy tiddy Jesus.
>>1910971
but what if pedophilia
>>1914663
The lactation part is actually just a common misconception, but they do feel much much better to play with in the mouth. Flat tits suck to suck.
>>1910952
Why is Kobeni so perfect?
>>1914382
Large breasts and small breasts produce the same amount of milk. The difference lies in milk glands. Breasts are mostly fat.
>>1910907
I wish that show had more breast expansion.
>>1911051
sauce?
>>1914667
We should have a "Thank god for boobs" day
Big tiddies look good on anime girls but irl they usually look disgusting
>>1910907
Because you're 12 years old.
>>1911735
>useless bags of blubber
... ok, you are gay
>>1916156
Pico vs butlers
Where were you when kloah fucked up his braid glasses girl?
Delicious fat chest
>>1910934
source, pleeeaaaaaaase
>>1910962
Does anyone know what this is from?
What would happen if your cow-titted waifu got breast cancer and had to undergo a mastectomy, if not a double procedure?
>>1913217
I can't stop blasting loads to that figure, jesus christ...
>>1910910
Tumours are effectively piles of nothingness.
>>1910913
As the joke says, nine out of ten men prefer women with big breasts, the remaining one man prefers the other nine :)
>>1911062
>not knowing about glorious Komori-san
>>1911000
>>1911037
>>1911057
>>1920422
I wish the "flat" girls from this were real and could do what they said.
>>1919318
Plastic surgeons specialize in putting back what cancer took away.
>>1911037
Where is that from?
>>1919318
cancer doesnt exist in 2d world my friend
>>1920747
Flat chests.
>>1912464
Sauce on this??
>>1921171
Silo9
>>1910966
Sauce!
>>1910907
That's because you have shit taste.
Ass, Hips >infinity> boobs
And wide hips go best with small chests.
So basically small/flat > cow
Also small chests are cute
And cute>everything else
Get some fucking taste plebeians.
>>1910974
Would love to know what this is from.
>>1922000
No, wide hips go best with big breasts. I love butts, but a also love big fat boobs
>>1922005
Japan
>>1919318
Sadly this actually happened to my wife.
She just got implants instead and I happen to really enjoy the porn star look.
Femanon here. Funny how it's a like a fact that women like men with bigger dicks and would never choose a smaller dick over a bigger one, unless there's some love going on, but only that. As a female it's hilarious to see men prefer smaller breasts because there's like zero reciprocation of that feeling with the opposite gender. These betas will never get a normal girl so they go for chestlets who won't criticize them directly because she is also pathetically lacking. Either that or they are borderline pedos fulfilling a fantasy.
>>1922123
Yes! you tell em sister!
>>1922123
Even if you're not really a femanon, that's frigging amazing. I hadn't thought about it like that before.
>>1922123
Fat chick who was bullied in high school detected
>>1916324
First day of summer vacation, maybe? Nothing shows off boobs better than the beach, after all.