Patent Process

Read lots of other patents of similar products.

Get a slippery as fuck lawyer.

Have lots of money.

Pray that another patent doesn't get approved during the 2+ years time it takes for yours to go through.

If you're a university student, there is guaranteed to be a professor or other faculty member somewhere experienced in the patent process.
Just ask anyone that looks like they've been around for a while and they should be able to point you to someone that can help you.

>>989904
Also it doesn't need to be in the same college.
Go look in the college of engineering, business, etc.

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>>989856
That is fucking stupid. Noodles are just gonna fly everywhere, and on top of that (with dirty asian air) all kinds of contaminants will just get into the noodles.

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>>989924
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chind%C5%8Dgu
"Chindōgu (珍道具) is the Japanese art of inventing ingenious everyday gadgets that, on the surface, seem like an ideal solution to a particular problem. However, chindōgu has a distinctive feature: anyone actually attempting to use one of these inventions would find that it causes so many new problems, or such significant social embarrassment, that effectively it has no utility whatsoever."

/biz/ can help you

>>989856
nope

>>989924
all them Kimchi farts.

>>989924
More like "this fan is so low that I can't put my chopsticks into the bowl