log

up the butt it goes

>>931748

That's stoopid. It goes in the pee hole, mang.

>>931739

If you have acces to a wood lathe, i would sugest you cut the diameter to about 4 inches in diameter. round up the tip, and dont forget to sand it to a high finish.
That being said its probbably cheaper and easier to just buy a dragon dildo

wow what a great thread

Carve something into it , do like a totem pole or something , or an owl, whatever you want really , you could make a bench out if it , I don't know senpai

>>931739
What kind of log? Either turn it on the lathe or mill it to dimensional lumber.

>>931739
I envy you. I had diarrhea all day and my ass feels like how the goatse guy probably felt. Im dying for a good long log

Make it a shitakke mushroom log.

I wanna make one.

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>>932149
1.5/10

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>>931739
carve it into something obvs

>>931739
Cut split stack dry burn

Have some log roll competitions in your pool

>>931739
Giant cock with "/diy/" carved into the side of it and glue a hard hat to the top and put googly eyes on either side of the urethra. Name the piece "measure once cut twic"

log throwing contest w/ friends and beers