Hello It's Me The Code Inspector

>>1236683
Suck his dick

>>1236684
The code inspector appreciates your effort with a massive load but after regaining his composure he repeats his statement. You have gained +1 skinflute playing skill.

>>1236683
I'm not sellin this place. You can fuck right off.

>>1236683

Laugh at him. No inspector deals with all jurisdictions. I also work for the utility so I'm probably his boss.

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>>1236683
how did you get in my house

>>1236683
I live in an area that doesn't have codes. Only the electrical company has their own codes for how the meter is attached to the side of the house, but nothing inside. Though, if you fuck with waterways, septic, or make a pond, that's a different thing. Basically, anything that affects the watershed.

>>1236684
That's only for health inspectors.

>>1236683
>slips a crisp $5 in the inspector's asscrack when he bends over

>sir, all your work checks out!

>>1236683

Are you far enough back in the holler to just shoot him?

>>1236712
Where do you live?

>>1238693
third world shithole

>>1236683
tie him up and drive him a couple hundred miles away

>>1236683
I didn't invite you into my home, now git

>>1236683
I'm not modifying the existing structure so you can fuck righto ff.

>>1236689
This is the magic answer. I have $20k in unpermitted work on my property. Come at me municipality.

You must have the wrong address sir, I pull permits for everything, even to change lightbulbs :^)

>>1236689
It's not just about selling your DIY house to someone else, it's about your third world-tier electrical work starting a fire that burns down your neighbor's house or kills a fireman trying to rescue you.

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>>1239985
This was behind the fridge in a place I rented. I don't rent from that guy anymore.

>>1234567

>>1240000
QUADS

>>1240000
That is a criminal waste of quads.

>>1239985
>it's about your third world-tier electrical
I live in the third world, so fuck you

>>1240004
Is the electrical good there?

Jokes on you I didn't do any framing.

Never had any issues with building inspectors as I'm industrial and they focus on domestic work.

OH&S on the other hand.... Best trick I found was jumping into the bobcat and racing off through the biggest mudpit I could find. Rather than getting bogged trying to follow me they go annoy someone else.

>>1236683
Shoot him for trespassing and attempted vandalism. I live in the country. Fuck permits.

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>>1236768

>>1240998
Laughed RL