Rate my shade thing. The metal side faces the street so niggers

All the materials are recycled or shit from scrapyards. Cost me $80 total

>>1231340

are open air latrines legal in your jurisdiction?

I live near the US border. I can essentially do whatever I want and blame it on Mexicans passing through

>>1231340
what kind of wood is that and what was it for?

it's got some indentation pattern on it

>>1231340
That ain't code

A thread died for this.

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>>1231380
>A thread died for this.

people say that, but if a thread reaches the last page nobody cares if it goes away. If it hasn't been answered by then, might as well make a new thread and try to ask a better question.

I agree though, that if we start getting flooded with slide threads then it will push quality off the end, but I don't see that happening any time soon.

>>1231382
Nah, this place is beyond slow

>>1231352
I honestly don't know but it was treated to be used for outdoors. It's the kind used for kids play area at parks where I live

>>1231340
>Rate my shade thing
>no saw to cut angled braces to match corner posts
>purlins/rafters lying flat instead of on edge
>metal on roof has ridges across drain direction instead of with it
>pressure treatment tags still on painted/stained material
>raw edges of sheet metal for blind sticking out waiting for the opportunity to injure someone
5/10

>>1231424
>sheet metal for blind sticking out
and applied inside-out

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>>1231340
come on, man. don't you like yourself, even a little bit?

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>>1231340

A few months later op was in his home relaxing after a hard day at the business factory. His wife was relentless in her nagging. She kept saying where is the 4th coffee cup I told you to stop leaving shit outside. Op had injected 1.5 marijuanas and he didnt want to get up or his wife would find out she had married some kind of junkie. He had hidden his problem from her and remembered he had gone out to his shitty shade structure to have some coffee and inject some marijuanas. "I know where it is, calm your tits" He said as his wife stared blankly back it him and replied " Don't you yell at me in front of my 3 yr old son, he may not be yours and he may be half black but when you married me 6 years ago you swore to respect me " Yeah, ok sorry little man. Ill be right back" He said as he gave a gentle rub on little tyrekes afro. Still a bit groggy from the mariguanas in his system he slipped on a tyrekes tonka truck. As he fell the sheet metal side of his "shade thing " Sliced his neck open. As he lay there in the damp patch of grass in a field of dirt he cracked a smile. A single tear rolled down his face as he uttered the words. " I'm free.... I'm free....

that was the funniest thing I read all day. thanks for the lolz <3 p.s. I really did laugh out loud

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>>1231340
I like mine better

>>1231340

Is this for hiding your garbage cans?

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>>1231497

>>1231497
I know a guy named Tyrek. Always wondered why his mother would name him that. Pretty sure he injects marijuanas, too.

>>1231341
>All recycled materials
>Costs $80

???

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>>1231563

Glad to hear you liked it, was inspired by that sheet metal and my pessimistic outlook.

>>1231352
I cant tell if you are trolling or not regarding pressure treatment

>>1231340
solidly built/10

>>1231497
>his wife was relentless in her nagging
lol

>>1231961
from scrapyards
they got to make money too son

>>1231678
Holy shit, they're making their own pallets now.

>>1231340
that's the most rickety meth kitchen i've ever seen, and so far i've seen none

10/10 looks exactly like it belongs in an area filled with crackheads and niggers. People are still going to smell the chemical smell of that meth you're cooking though.

>>1231497
Fucking brutal.

OP I think your roof is upside down.

>>1231340

Obviously engineer and carpenter of the highest caliber. Even if everything is literally either wrong or backwards. Fuck the nay sayers op. I'd take you to tacobell and b u y you a chalupa and a mt. blast.

>>1231340
Add barbed wire to complete the look

Op wants crackheads and niggers to stay out of his business
So he decides to build a nigger rigged crack shack

Common cents is something you don't got

>>1231340
>How deep you set those posts?
>Sheet metal facing the wrong way
>Not vertical, or fully covered
>No plywood

4/10

>>1231678
Absolutely disgusting.

>>1231497
>he injected 1.5 marijuanas

My sides!

>>1234757
I love you.

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>>1231497
Haha holy shit OP obliterated.

>>1235994

>Sheet metal

It started its commercial life as sheet metal. Then it was some waste decking. Now it is someone's shit barrier.

>Plywood is a good thing

>>1231340
Too bad all the crack and inbred (off) white trashbags are already living in your abandoned looking assd, surely canine scented abodego somewhere and shoot more hep c and aids into your already gutter-filthy bloodstream.
Youre a coward, and a racist HO.

>>1236194
I KNOOOOOOW, IM DEAD

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>>1236641

Seemed Like the best way to depict op's drug problem.

>>1231340
good concept but, I don't think it worked out. maybe if you put a swing bench thing in. I dunno though.

>>1235249
>Common cents

>>1231340
Pretty 3rd world

>>1231340
People will still see you beating your dick outside niggers and Crackheads or not

>>1231340
>Rate my shade thing. The metal side faces the street so niggers and crackheads won't see me doing shit
This is the funniest fucking thing I've read in a week.

Anyhow, it looks relatively sound for its intended purpose. It's not the prettiest thing in the world and I do wonder why those bolts on the pole closest to the camera are spaced like they are but, whatever, it works for its purpose like I said.

>>1235994
>No plywood
Wait what