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>buy some riding gear
>buy a dirt bike
>go ride dirt bike

Maybe try amateur radio. On-air shitposting!
$30 baomeme, $20 license.

Or maybe buy a few moras and start a bushgrafd :DDDDDDDDDDD youtuber channel.

Linux

>>1223503
Delete system32

>>1223503
Whittle.

Or exercise. It works well to replace masturbation. When you get horny, do pushups until failure.

smoking

>>1223521
>smoking
>inexpensive
Pick one

>>1223643
If you use a vape and make your own ejuice it's ridiculously cheap to get that nicotine fix. Just look like a faggot.

>>1223509
Every fucking time i bee. On a dirtbike i crashed bigger than shit.

Never again

>>1223643
cigs are literally $17 a carton or less

>>1223784
>I'm throwing away equity to reduce my overall lifespan!

>>1223798
You don't need money when you're dead.

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>>1223503
take apart electronics

>>1223514
I do lift thats why I want to bring up my testosterone

knit. swear to god. it keeps your hands busy. if you want something tiring, running or biking.

>>1223784
Get your smoker's choice or cheyenne smoking ass outta here bitch.

Build your own sex robot

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>>1223511
oh my god no, OP, you don't know what you're getting into!!!!
but at the end of it you'll have a super cool and secure computer that mostly works, which is more than can be said for certain other operating shitstems.

electronics is good, especially if you're autistic, nothing like getting absorbed in a good complex circuit and building it by hand, on stripboard or even freeform!!! sometimes on a big project I would wake up thinking about it and sit down at my workbench for two hours before I even took a piss in the morning. certainly wasn't jacking off as much as I when I wasn't doing electronics.

>>1223784
>buying a carton of cigs
Disgusting, unless you were selling them to HSers

>>1223503
Vidya games
Try Crossout.

>>1223509
Where can I learn more? What's 'baomeme'?
Bikes appeal to me, but I've heard they're very dangerous. A lot of people close to me would resent me picking one up, hmm...

designing chastity devices

>>1223514
This. Exercise.

>>1223509
BATONNY CHOP CHOP

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>>1223670
Wear gear and ride within your abilities.
>>1223986
>'baomeme'
Baofeng. Chink-shit ham radios. They're $30.... for that money, it's a fantastic radio. But it's still a $30 chink-shit radio.

>I've heard bikes are very dangerous
They're as dangerous as you want it to be. There's hazards with just about any activity, take steps to minimize those hazards to an acceptable level and go have some fun.
Protective gear goes a long ways. Weird feeling bouncing around through snow/dirt/ice/etc when your brains saying "this is gonna fucking hurt" and your body's just saying "Wheeee!!!". Pick yourself up, dust yourself off, learn from the mistake and finish the race.
>Pic related
Join a club, ride with someone who knows what's going on for a while to get the hang of things. From there it's a lot of seat time, challenging yourself, and working on being smooth and in control vs. just "being fast". Speed will come with time.

Fun thing about dirt bikes, you can work on riding technique and skill without traffic around, then either plate the dirt bike (what I did) or buy something more street-appropriate... a lot of dirt skills help on the street.

>I ride, race, teach, and guide; mostly snowmo but occasional moto.
>buying my first sled is definitely one of the best life-investments i've made... lots of skills (engine repair), lots of friends. And good exercise on top of the fun factor.

>>1223503
woodworking, motorcycles or car's, music production, gaming, random murdering, electronics, sports, home improvement. whatever keeps your mind and hands busy.

>>1223503

Seconding motorcycles or a scooter or something. Buy old junk bikes for cheap, enjoy repairing it, enjoy riding, fix it up nice and sell it on. Repeat. Me and a buddy have done this for years. It's not like car repair, most bikes are simple carbureted air cooled things and nothing is too heavy or a pain in the ass to reach.

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>>1223986
Bikes are extremely dangerous anon. Pic related was me after eating a fender off a 70's ford.

But, it's the price you pay.

>>1224008
LOL. "this really pisses me off."
"I can't believe this happened."

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>>1224045
>random murdering. Kek.

Op i been interested in blacksmithing for a bit. Hot doing work but good exorsize. And i cant walk much so its about the only hobby i can really have besides sitting down doing stuff like the fatass i am...

Also i am a huge redkneck and been planning a "monster mower"

Already got the mower and 40" tires ready to rock soon as i get it paid off. Mower was free with a bad deck from a buddy and im about to start payments to another for the tires.

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>>1224880
Also, some float. Im about the size of this guy and working on going smaller. I have wanted to drive accross a local lake for years and soon it will finally happen.

https://youtu.be/ATnfz3vkY2g

>>1224707
Hell, this also. Being the goofus i am i bought a moped frame with a clean tutle in my state for $50. Being in my state it doesnt need inspected to tag it. Got a 6.5hp briggs and probably building a street legal trike for cheap. You can have fun without riding bikes and going fast. My monster mower wilk only have 1 or 2 low geared 12hp motors probably.

>>1224880
You ever look into lawn mower racing and lawn mower derbies? I'm saving up to make a mudding lawn mower, but this shit is the fucking dream.