Lazy Diy

>>1220534

Some people collect bits of string.

>>1220538
Thats not diy what the fuck?

>>1220541
>Thats not diy what the fuck?

you can make doilies to put on the backs of your chairs so that hair oil does not stain them as much.

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>>1220542
Im bald nigga

>>1220534
I like to bust a nut in my garage then when the ants come to eat it I use a stick to surround them so they get stuck in my cum or die surrounded by me. I think of it as payback for the death of my favorite garage beetle Jerry, named after Jerry from Rick and Morty because Jerry had a hard time deciding where he was going in life. He chose to sit while the ants bit him to death and gave up so easily, I felt as if he was commiting sudoku because of the easy life I gave him. So naturally I waited for a day for them to setup a line, waited for a crowd to begin dissection of Jerry then furiously masturbated as I cried, circling Jerry's corpse with my semen and giving the ants an ultimatum.

>>1220562
Also I guess this is diy bug pet keeping for what it's worth

>>1220562
Just coming up with a story like this makes me doubt your mental stability. But, im going to see my shrink and change my meds for the 2nd time in 3 weeks so wtf do i know

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>>1220562
sounds ez enough.

>>1220534

You could make some knife sheaths/holsters for sidearm, or a belt. Leatherworking isn't terribly hard once you know the basics. Perhaps take up making musical instruments. There's super simple shit like flutes/banjos/drums if you wanna dip your toes in to it. Aside from that, you could take up knitting/tailoring/sewing since most non-custom made clothes these days are crap quality.

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>>1220571
Haha yeah its all fake for sure im not strange irl

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>>1220589
>There's super simple shit like flutes/banjos/drums if you wanna dip your toes in to it.

Even easier as a beginnner would be to make wobble boards and sell them to traveling buskers you meet at the bus station. Pic related is a famous Australian who invented the wobble board and used it in his international smash hit "tie me kangaroo down".

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OP is retarded and schizoid person.

>>1220534
Just generally fuck you for posting a POW murdering arsehole.

>>1220713
You need to stop being so intolerant of others :^)

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>>1220713
I would never.
I respect Givi the most.
Donetskan claim is legitimate 100%

>>1220534
>Suggest some really easy and simple diy projects that a lazy guy could do.
a fap

>>1220591
>no lube
those pistols and your boypucci are going to catch rust, anon

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>>1220534
Make bracelets. I do this shit in my bed and I post it all on Etsy.
Leather
Punches
Studs or other closures
Sand paper
Bees wax
Burnishing tool
Scissors and razors
Whatever the hell else you like

It's easy. Fun. Can be done whilst watching a movie or whatever.

>>1220534
Goodnight sweet prince ;_;

>>1223127
I wish I could burn every one of these projects, and their author.

>>1220534
Wood burning is cheap yeah?