name one problem it can't fix i dare you

>>1216163
That's less fixing and more causing.

your virginity

>>1216163
Exhaust.

>>1216165
/thread

>>1216163
A sqeeky door hinge. You need Fluid Film or WD-40 or something like that.

>>1216163
A bad weld

>>1216178
No, you can just ductape the metal together.

>>1216165
Duct tape dildo

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>>1216178

A bad weld on something load-bearing*

>>1216191
But that's aluminium tape

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>>1216196
>implying

>>1216201
A bad weld on something load-bearing that's also heavy*

>>1216204
dude probably weighs 150-180 lbs. lots of people can barely bench that

>>1216207
I'm talking about steel here, brah
200 lbs of steel ain't shit

>>1216163
Squeaky wheel-bearing

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>>1216201
Very hard to imagine I'd fix a bucket on an excavator with duct tape. Or the boom. It also can't fix the hydraulics on the extension boom.

>>1216252
You will need at least three rolls for that. Maybe 4.

How is duct tape different from other kinds of tape?

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>>1216255

>>1216163
Crippling depression

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>>1216260

cancer

>>1216190
No tyre tracks behind tyre.
No tyre tracks in front of tyre.
Fake, they didt just set it down there.

>>1216163
>my country has no gorilla tape
just off me

The handyman gokden rule states:
>if it moves but it shouldnt, use Ducttape
>If it doesn't move but should, use WD-40
anything else is just fucked forever and it's easier to get a new one.

>>1216163
an oil leak

>>1216335
Last bit sounds more like suburban homeowner

>>1216163
>muh hydraulic line
>muh mabifold donut
>etc...

>>1216163
almost anything electronics related save for a cut wire, and even then its a shitty fix.

>>1216448
Yeah, but they like to call themselves "handyman" after changing a lightbulb.

>>1216448

The whole thing sounds like that propane guy on the Mike Judge cartoon.

DUCT OR DUCK?

>>1216560


Are you talking about Family Guy? I love that show. except for the english guy with the head shpaed like a football.

>>1216578

duct unless you are gay homo then duck

>>1216579

no, the hank show where the old losers drink beer. hank on the hill or some shit.

>>1216163
monkey butt

>>1216163

Identifying the origin of malicious ARPs on a large network.

>>1216617
Chinks, norks, or commies. Next question?

>>1216648
U wut m8?

>>1216163
My empty bank account

>>1216163
aids

>>1216163
Fatherless inner city homes.

My sex life

>>1216782
Duct tape is useful for restraining women.

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>>1216560
or red green

>>1216255
>200+bar (2900+psi)
>tapes it up with duct tape
I'll just stand wayyyy over there and watch you get injected with oil when it pressurizes

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>>1216166
Wrong.

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>>1217038
Made me laugh harder than it should

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>>1217038
Lost

>>1216163
Greece's economy

>>1216163
Cancer

>>1216163
My life.

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>>1216163
My dad had these shirts made for his old medical practice

>>1217565
why did he put duct tape in quotes? it triggers my autism when people misuse quotes

>>1217567
I dunno why they did it up like they had. It was in a real rural area and most people quoted it as "if duct tape don't fix it"

>>1217565
>Dr. Robert

Nice.

>>1217569
still doesnt make sense. its like when people make a sign that says
>please "do not" steal

>>1217572
I guess he did it to trigger your autism then. He was a doctor after all, maybe he knows something.

>>1217575
Sunnovabitch

>>1216163
>>1216191
try to put togheter a Helo like a Bell47 Truss structure using that.
Then flight the shit out of said piece of rusty crap.

>>1216256
Have you just lived your life without ever using duct tape?

>>1216610
Those trousers aren't fixing my crotch rot OP.

>>1216191

That's speed tape, it's used all the time. Person was just lucky enough to see it.

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>>1218049

Fix all problem

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>>1216163
>tfw no gf

>>1218077
Build one out of duct tape, then you would have a gf with better conversation skills.

>>1218294
>pobrane
Why are pollacks so edgy?

Also, it's sort of funny in a morbid way seeing that Pajeet taking a pic with his phone.

>>1217806
They are not available in my country.

>>1216163
A failing marriage

>>1216176
Unhinge door, apply duct tape upon closing

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>>1219266
Use it to tape her legs shut, fucking whores man.

>>1217038
chuckled, good job

my grades

>>1219463
Duct tape transcripts, and no one can see them.

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>no job
>Suicidal depression
>Low self esteem
>Crippling anxiety

>>1220049
Start a duct leak repair business.

An outdated piece of electronic equipment.

>>1220061
No the last three items on that list stop me from spontaneously starting on stuff. Duct tape cannot fix that either.

>>1220096
So you're just lazy? Duct tape your eyes open, then attach yourself to a Mexican and pay attention, pendejo.

>>1220113
Will duct tape help me deal with the charges that will ensue after i forcefully tape myself to a mexican?

>>1220414
This is Trump's America, Mexicans can't afford that type of attention.

>>1216163
Curing my social anxiety.

>>1220049
Fashion a noose from duct tape

Myself

Can it Fix my Erectile Dysfunction

>>1220900
>Metal rod above penor
>Wrap in duct tape

1216176
Take metal hinges off and replace them with only duct tape

@1220935
Sounds like a good idea!

>>1216163
Something isn't moving and it should be.
/Thread

>>1220554
What if he has mafia/gang connections?