How do I make imitation crab meat?

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>eat crab every day till you become crab person
>remove extra limbs as they grow in
>keep removing extra limbs as they regenerate
>infinite crab meat
>????
>PROFIT!

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>>1205492
That's bullshit you potatosack

>>1205488
http://www.madehow.com/Volume-3/Imitation-Crab-Meat.html

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with imitation crabs

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>>1205502
Wtf is this chink shit I'm talking about imitation crab meat

>>1205503
And your brain is made with imitation brain

you can order a container full of it from china and use the container to make a bunker

>>1205509
homebrew and grow drugs in the bunker?

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>>1205509
If I wanted advice on where to buy it I wouldn't go to /diy/ now would I, mo-ron

>>1205514
Or you could just Google it, dipshit.

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>>1205520
WTF what is this board even for then?

>>1205514
buy pollock, blend it up, add artifical crab flavoring, extrude it, and then steam it.

>>1205526
Some friendly suggestions for posting:
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>>1205514
You wouldn't use a years old meme either.

>>1205488
You'll probably have better luck asking this question at /ck/

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just call this guy

>>1205532
this

If you really want to know ask /ck/
imitation crab meat is a /diy/ meme. You'll get no serious answers here. Only silly answers.

>>1205488
extract a shipping container out of the ground, they usually have 1/3 tons of that inside

>>1205543

Is this the source of the meme? How did it get associated with diy?

>>1205701
no, its this.

http://4chandata.org/diy/I-need-1-3rd-of-a-Ton-of-imitation-crab-meat-for-a-project-of-mine-anyone-know-where-I-can-get-that-amount-a492082

>>1205799

ty senpai

>>1205799
>>1206215
meme
mēm/Submit
noun
an element of a culture or system of behavior that may be considered to be passed from one individual to another by nongenetic means, especially imitation.
a humorous image, video, piece of text, etc., that is copied (often with slight variations) and spread rapidly by Internet users.

there's nothing meme about this autsy shit

>>1205488
you fish for them...they are a type of fish...