Anyone here have a recipe for soap? Thinking about getting into it

>>1193658
check out google.com, it has a lot of recipes

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>>1193661
listen here New Fag, his fucker came to us for help

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>>1193661
He didnt go to fucking GOOGLE, he came to us.

>>1193658
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soap_made_from_human_corpses#Danzig_Anatomical_Institute

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>>1193661
His sick ass bitch wants to make some mother fucking SOAP.

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>>1193661
and by P̝̦̯̥̝h̛̳̣̥͙'̟͓̙̕ͅn̦̦̫g̤͍͓l͚̟͙̘̟̖͙u̱̤͙͙̤͔͕i̵͓̯̼͙̗ ̫͇̬̙m̞͈̝g̠̗̦͎̺̀l̩̪̭̹w̡̖'̦͉̭̝͠ͅn̞̭̠̫͎a͈̘̖̪͚͖f͉̭̭̥h̺̺ ̯̳̙̼͎͍̭C͎͎̺͎̦͔t͖̮̺͖ͅh͖u̶͈͍͈͕̣l͈̰̞̟̰h̗̤̮̳͡u̳̞͇ ̗̣̬R͚̠̤̹̯̹'̱̖͉̣͙̺l͔̭͇̫̼y̢̼̳̝̭͉͈̗ęh͓̻̰͙̟̻̀ ̭̻͖̀wg͕̝̙a̻̘̥̣̱̳h̻̩̱̙̪'̻̻͚̞͍̬͕n͎̞̰̗̗͓̺͢ạ̸̜̙̻g̯͕l̹ ̡͈̗̙̱f̛̼̯͎̟h̼̣͈̯͘t̟́ͅag̴̪̣̪̗͈n

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>>1193661

>>1193658
Anyone know how to make the kinds of soap in the OP?

>>1193658
http://soapcalc.net/calc/soapcalcwp.asp

>/diy/ - Do It Yourself

You should be posting photos of soap you made, not asking for help.

>>1193678
You are not helping anyone, kid.

>>1193678
Thank you Anon

>>1193711
Well expect pictures of soap posted soon

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>>1193658
This thread got me thinking about making my own soap.

If this thread is somehow still alive in the 4 weeks it takes me to make my own carrot infused oil i'll post results.

didnt you guys make soap in high school as part of polymerisation studies?

>>1193830
That's where I learned to always have vinegar and baking soda in reach when doing anything. Even if you have a desk job, vinegar is useful for cleaning leaked battery crud out of a wireless mouse.

>>1193658
Join or start a Fight Club first. Soap making will be taught a few weeks later.

>>1193833
my chemistry teacher was crazy (good way). my lab partner and i were on good terms with the teacher so we used to do crazy stuff like that simple sodium in water experiment only with enough sodium to nearly deafen you instead of the wafer thin slice that fizzles. she also talked us through how to make meth at one point.

>>1193830
>implying my high school would cut enough budget from sports for us to afford soap material

>>1193852
so you have no check practicals?

>>1193658

You need about 6 billion jews.

>>1193658
You can sell it at a farmers' market for $8/bar. Make some that look like watermelon slices.

>>1193658
I want to eat those

>>1193678
NEWFAG BTFO! YES.

I just buy soap blocks from hobby lobby and they do sell soap scents and colors to mix in with your own.

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>>1193788
Carrot infused oil.

Wat

>>1193711
why dont we call this board show and tell then hmm

Im gonna try this but does cooking the stuff smell up the entire house? I dont live on my own

>>1193658
What's a good mix for an exfoliating soap that won't make me smell like a bitch?

All the recipes seem to be geared towards women

>>1193932
it's in the same aisle as the activated almonds and chicken nuggers

>>1193658
Not worth making. There's always a spare bar on the floor in the locker room shower.

>>1193932
Carrot oil is super rich in vitamin A which is really good for your skin, also it gives you a light tan.

>>1194281
My favorite degreaser soap is HARSH

I use 85% coconut oil, and 15% olive oil, the requisite lye, and volcanic pumice to taste.

The extremely high coconut oil content produces a VERY hard bar of soap that strips oils readily. It lathers very well, but lacks body and thus the addition of olive oil. And the pumice acts as an abrasive.

When you make it do not do much of any superfatting if any at all (I calculate at 0.5%). The point of a degreasing soap is to cut as much grease and fat as possible. Having any extra oil in the bar just defeats the purpose.

DO NOT use this recipe as a daily use soap. all that coconut oil will make an incredibly drying bar of soap.

>>1194281
Try mixing in some fine black sea salt.

>>1193658
Just watch fight club

>>1193678
>calling someone a new friend without reading the sticky

>>1194428
I never seen fight club, what's the reference?

>>1194648
Just watch it.

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>>1193658
Go to YouTube search for Nile red. Guy does videos on chemistry and shit, his last two videos were about making liquid and normal bars of soap it'll tell you everything you want to know.

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>>1193658
Step one
>Catch six shekelion j*ws
Step two
> magically turn them into soap
Bonus
>You will have plenty extra lamp shades

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Here's a few different recipes an anon posted ages ago, had started up a little business or was trying to iirc.

>>1195095
>not using lard
faggot

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>>1193830
I did once in a proyect of middle school, i used gliceryn though, they were better than expected and is not so expensive, i know there's people who can sell it cheap in good amounts

>>1193678
>oil(acid)

If this was just a neutralisation reaction it wouldnt take heat and several hours. The acid would be the free fatty acids

>let the ashes and water distill for months
???????

Well OP... you're gonna need ein Jude

https://youtu.be/uMBeXHnWhsE

Does anyone have a good recipe for a daily moisturizing soap that also has pumice in it for exfoliation?

>>1193658
Human fat works best.

First, you have to pour lye onto the back of your hand. Then you have to know that some day you're going to die.